That PC Guy || Slop decontamination consultant

Nairobi, Kenya
Replying to @ArlenLfc @IGN
That explains the recent bad press unity has been getting
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What about beds? They're really slept on
Chairs are underappreciated
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There's no unseeing this one 🤨 #CloneWars
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You can't make an omelette with its eggs... Because black don't crack
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Not quite there in the neatness department but @judy_njage asked so nicely I couldn't say no to sharing (still tried to hide the messy cables though 😂) My small slice of heaven:
I NEED to see more local desk setups, please! All my Kenyan desk setup nerds, drop a photo below and let’s geek out together 🥳
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Replying to @ConnCFC @ChelseaFC

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First day with @digitalocean today, still feels surreal starting this next big adventure.
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Loving this year's version though 😁
Me 🤝🏾 making expensive decisions on the 19th of January
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Casually scrolling through @dbrand when I ran into this. But why? 😂
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The Nokia 3310 of iron boxes
The OG of irons. This thing never broke down!
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Jyn 😍
Tech bros literally love their laptops more than their Babes
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Been a stressful last few weeks so I decided to spoil myself a little 😁
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Tech imekuwa kama kazi ya mjengo and I have reservations about moving countries only to get laid off 2 months later
What is keeping you in Kenya if you are below 35 years? Word on the ground is some European businesses are doing trainings on ‘Understanding African Youth’ as major European countries aim at making immigration to Europe easier, friendly and affordable for African Youth.
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He's a remote Dev, gotta attend those meetings
A Nigga disappear the same time every night means he’s with another female right ?
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Waited 20 years to tell us ffs 🤯
Did you know you could turn the PlayStation logo on the PS2?
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I really went from getting my 30 day notice that my contract won't be renewed to receiving 2 amazing offers on the same day in the space if just 3 weeks. When one window closes several open sometimes. Looking forward to this next big move 😁

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Looking at my profile picture in very visible confusion 😂
There is not a single black person who has this hairstyle in real life
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Replying to @StanleyMasinde_
Devs are less likely to be fans of the uchokozi & tests people like to throw when dating after a long day of problem solving so they will likely not be as receptive and some may even start to grow distant over time because sometimes they just want a break from stress
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Laughs in Engineer working for a major international cloud services company... with dreadlocks 😂
Replying to @SekuruRoddie
Imagine your doctor, Lawyer, Engineer in dreadlocks 🏃🏃
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I honestly don't get how someone can hate this whole setup, it's amazing!!! nitter.app/moriahmaney/status/115…
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"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." ~Mark Twain
How did no one question this scene?
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Amekubali arguments 😂
Sasa mbona mtu aite function jina ya manzi yake.
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1. Do something you're afraid of or new to ever so often, it will grow you 2. Who you work with is definitely more important than what you work on, a great team makes a great work environment 3. Take breaks if you really need them, you are always more important than your work
What are the top three career related lessons you learnt in 2019?
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Y'all just made my day 😂

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Waking up every morning and logging into work devices just to confirm you've not been laid off 🥲
What is the darkest part of a software engineer’s career?
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I remember when about 6 years ago I decided to drop out of my Telecommunications Engineering course at JKUAT to start off a career in Software Development, it was a time u found both scary and exciting. This thread here really resonated with me all these years later 😅
I am a self taught software engineer - many of us are That means we weren’t taught our craft in school I dropped out of Biomedical Engineering at Kenyatta University 6 years ago, so I could teach myself to code Not asking guys to drop out, but to show you can self-educate 1
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Delighted to have my first @scotch_io article published 😁 more to come Check it out in the link below #React scotch.io/bar-talk/getting-s…
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So I'm just bringing this back because this was one of the most interesting and fun interview processes I've had @ThisDotLabs @ladyleet 😂😂😂
One of these days I'll open up about how I accidentally sent gibberish on a job application 😂😂😂
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If you're a beginner getting into tech, ignore this debate btw, it's all mostly noise and lacks any nuance in many of these takes since most people want to defend their position or put down those who did things differently. In the end how successful you get depends on many things
Beginners following CS vs the 'other side's' args . "Wuueh" 😂
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Replying to @THEJERE
And Kenyans are the ones to walk up to wabaya and as them to prove ni wabaya 😂😂
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Replying to @THEJERE
Right up there with this one

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Post Malone sends data to a server POST Malone
Post Malone starts an Airbnb side gig Host Malone
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Jesus' response is: 'Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God. ' As Christians we cannot cut ourselves off from the affairs of the world.
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It pays the bills
Say something nice about this
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Finally got to attend a @sarah_edo talk on animations at @ConcatenateConf
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Had some nervous fun live coding for the first time today on this talk about GraphQL and Postgraphile😅 Huge shout-out to @Benjie for tuning in and helping out with a blocker, check it out, it's interesting tech
A very insightful #workshopWednesday today led by @austinroy007! 🔥💥 Incase you missed it, catch up on the session on our youtube channel. piped.video/watch?v=4-YcZwUN… Subscribe to our youtube channel for more tech workshops.
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My Fibonacci joke is worse than the last 2 combined
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But the sheer accuracy 😂
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I'm loving this #RaisingKratos documentary @SonySantaMonica really made something special here. And I feel you @DanielleBisutti 😅. One could say it's just as awesome
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Just hit me it was about 7 years ago on this very weekend when I got a phone call that I had somehow convinced @NdigaJn that I was good enough to get a shot at this tech thing. The rest, as they say, is history. A huge turning point for me personally and will forever be grateful
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Waiting on some components before getting into cable management but it's coming together nicely
Quote this with pic(s) of your current work from home setup. I'll go first.
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When you miss your exit on Thika Rd
Man, 75, returns home after 46 years, ending his family’s agony ow.ly/9WNV50DgFAV
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The Black Adam post credit scene in a nutshell 😂
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So I'm doing a thing next week and I can't wait!! 😁
We are less than TWO weeks away from @moderndotweb's #ReactJS Meetup Online, featuring talks from @beccaliz and @AustinRoy007! Will you be there to join in on the conversation? RSVP with the link below! buff.ly/333KqrQ
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Crazy what we can do working remotely from home all these miles away but some people will insist you only need to be in the office to get stuff done
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25 years on this planet. I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the one person who's been around through it all, literally one of the most amazing people I know that's gotten me through a lot. Were going places and never forget... You're breathtakin… ift.tt/2IrUS4R
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Just 3 days to my first online meetup with @ThisDotLabs I'll be sharing my thoughts on how to build a more accessible web
Did you like today's #angular online meetup? Catch next week's on #react with special guests @beccaliz & @AustinRoy007. #reactjs #angularjs #100daysofcode #learning Date: December 12, 2019 Time: 2PM EST / 11AM PST Sign up to get your live link at buff.ly/2OcpSYy
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It's pretty hard to build a PC. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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Surviving layoffs and maintaining sanity in a mad mad year full of ups but so many downs
Your biggest achievement this year?
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Nothing toys with the old imposter syndrome quite like a timed live coding interview 😅
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The urges won, we'll try to be more responsible next year 😂
@wayne_gakuo and his pixel marketing has me ready to risk it all and add to an irresponsible decision I made yesterday 😅
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Replying to @HarryCFC170
Really hard to dislike players when they stay this honest and accountable. Hope he can find form again
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Flight attendant: Is there an Aeronautical Engineer on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Web Dev to help, are they? Me: Dad, plz Dad: Go and see if your CSS will help Me: .plane { float: top !important } Plane:
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At some point it's more selfishness than social norms tbh, people go into relationships hoping to make each other's lives better some forget this is both parties' responsibility and that's when the shit starts
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Replying to @markdalgleish
When you make suggestions on a PR

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Btw just realised this thing has a side gig as one of the most expensive headphone stands out there 😂
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Replying to @CFCHale
Helping strikers maintain their mental health because we care

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Well deserved, always vibes @insomniacgames
Our spidey-sense is tingling! Winner of the Music BAFTA is… Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales 🎶🏆 #BAFTAGames
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Finally decided to face my imposter syndrome and sent out applications for a couple of jobs I'm interested in
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Them: PlayStation or Xbox? Me:
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Finally got a compelling reason to get an iPhone. And on it I rest my case
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This!! Having worked in the industry for a bit and interacting with people who've had diverse journeys you realize how tired the self taught Vs bootcamp vs degree debate is. The right path is the one you have access to and no one's journey is perfectly similar
In a world of software development, just like a sailor adjusts their sails to reach their destination, use all available resources in your coding journey to achieve your goals. Embrace challenges, adapt, and you'll navigate your way to success!
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My people are now regarded as industry experts, the growth over the years has been amazing. I always find myself reflecting back to around this time in 2016 when I started on this path, tumetoka mbali 🙌🏾
I guess I’m a jack of all trades, wearer of many hats 😂
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Replying to @makeuna1 @bhavss14
Sensational dub bossman 😂😂
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Say the word and we'll buy you a season ticket 😂😂
I showed up at the Stamford Bridge and Chelsea won :)
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Replying to @thekitze
2 things you can count on Devs getting to run everywhere - JS - Doom
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When the CEO is going on about the company being a family but you haven't seen a paycheck in 6 months
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Good times with my game buddy 😁
Show us any random beautiful photo/photos you took in October😊
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New post up!! Got to write about this amazing new feature I'm extremely pumped to play around with courtesy of @scotch_io 😁 Check out my post on Github actions, link below scotch.io/bar-talk/introduci…
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Less than 24hrs to go, learnt a couple of things preparing for this talk that I will be keeping in mind when reworking my personal site. Tune in tomorrow when I'll be sharing what I've picked up 😁
Who is ready for @moderndotweb's #ReactJS Meetup Online, happening TOMORROW? So excited to bring you talks from @beccaliz and @AustinRoy007! Be sure to RSVP to this event to receive a link to join in on the conversation! buff.ly/333KqrQ
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Rest and restoration is just as important as putting in the work. Getting 16hrs/day on wakatime counts for nothing if you're so burnt out that you spent all of it writing one if statement (may sound like an exaggeration but burnout will do that)
Software Engineers with over 5 years of experience in the field, please drop some advice for those with less than 5 years in the field.
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Replying to @ladyleet
Small new feature, should be done in an hour Reality:

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No one: Kenya Power:
Sometimes all you need is quiet, no phone, no people, just quiet.
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Every time I feel like I'm hitting rock bottom and have nothing left to live for or give, my friends and family remind me there's more to this life thing. I honestly love you guys for this and can't find the words to appreciate it 💙 #ReasonsToKeepGoing
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Your bed is technically a wireless charger that takes 5-10 hrs to fully charge a certain brand of human
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Headed to 6 years nor and same 😅 I just trust myself to figure things out more now
I've been professionally programming for a year and I still don't feel confident in my programming skills. Anyone else?
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Someone decided I've had enough gangster points this week and decided to buy me flowers 😅 I'm not complaining at all
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😂😂😂 "trying all season", proceeds to post different photos of the same free kick
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If you're a developer but you don't have a collection of promotional T-shirts, are you really a developer? 🤔
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Alisema Promise.reject()
Ndo kuingia online after a long day. Ati mnasema Ruto amesema nini juu ya JavaScript?
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Love seeing this guy winning, his ambition has been inspiring since day 1
Having lived and worked in the Netherlands for the past ~1 year, today I leave the beautiful green country! Grateful for the God-given opportunity and chance. I leave behind a huge team of Kenyan engineers, all crushing it here. If you’ve a team, hire Kenyans! Bedankt.
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When you need 3 business days to recover from a night out 😂
At what age do late 20s begin ?
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And also not limit swipe up for more to 10k plus accounts
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