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Black - Unemployed
White - Free agent
Ainsley Maitland-Niles has five caps for England but is now unemployed at 25
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Three goals in the last 20 appearances our very own Inspector Rajesh. #Mumbaiball
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I’ve bookmarked your tweet and wrote your handle in my diary. I shall be monitoring your tweets and I will be waiting for you at the end.
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Toni Kroos don retire, Iniesta still dey roam Middle East like Al Jazeera reporter
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When your son is missing but your tweet about him missing hits 15m impressions
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You people gave idiots like Pamiletin and Lerry a platform. Why are you angry about a harmless video from a concerned Nigerian?
"MTN data price is too much nowadays, Every Nigerians should start reporting MTN to FCCPC, start sending them thøusands mail, if not they won't stop this price hike"
-Raye reacts over MTN price hike.
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This cab man was collecting 300 naira from everybody, got to my turn and I whispered "Yoruba Ronu" and he didn't even collect money from me.
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Only poem and cultism dey this one head. Useless person
Don't Pressure Me, I Shall Assess Tinubu's Regime Whenever I Feel Like, I Want to Take My Time — Soyinka Replies Critics, Tackles Trump parallelfactsnews.com/i-am-t…
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You think say the contract useless like the one wey chisco carry una go ghana
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Na only u no post CGPA. #noticing
6 years in the wild in Unilag,
- I didn’t smoke
- Never drank, love my caprisun
- Still never had sex
- Never dated, went on datesss
Ohh, I partiedddd😂😭.
I’m not even near holy, this one is just for the kids to know it is possible.
Define your own fun, they will adjust 💙
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Season don end. As you dey sleep, just write trophy wey your team win hang am for your doorstep. By 6:45 tomorrow morning, the Angel of the Lord go kill all the trophyless fans.
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We need Ferran to do a six month internship under Luis Suarez to learn the art of diving.
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10 consecutive clean sheets!!
Congratulations on your Aluminum Jubilee, Inspector Rajesh. #BahubaliCelebratesWithYou
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Tension high in India as high ranking inspector remain missing for 23 games. More to follow ‼️
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you fit tell Madrid fan say him pikin fail common entrance make e comot UCL picture show you
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He’s responsible for a good number of people choosing Barca. Oh papa, thank you. I would’ve been a Chelsea fan because of my cousin.
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Odanz una, if them born am well, make he come quote me with 15 Champions Leagues again na
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"Netherlands has something for me"
"Croatia has something for me"
"France has something for me"
Your papa no get anything for you?
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Used to think Nigerians were the dumbest but with the facilities available to all groups, African Americans are top of the dumb food chain.
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Saka no sabi sell market, if Suarez catch you there, Black Friday for the keeper.
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Richiie baby
Time wey fela go use train him pikin, e go dey naked for stage dey grind woman
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Messi MOTM delivering a trophy for Argentina. Giving out 5k to the first two Ronaldo fans to show me a Ronaldo MOTM award that delivered a trophy for Portugal.
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PSG spent £14M to sign Okocha, making him the most expensive African then, how did he repay them? Mfer went on to score 12 goals in 4 years, that's an avg of 3 goals per year. #Exposingthedancingmasquerade
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She replies everything but the “missing” $51,000 worth of bitcoin that was donated to Femco endsars.
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I have a theory. >60% of the girls in the quotes have slept with the married men.
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Free lecture: Release clause is like a penalty fee to free yourself from a contract. It is popular in Spain and it is not a players valuation.
Modric is 38 and has a €750m RC, Fed Valverde has a €1bn RC. With these few points of mine, your ignorance should be down by 70%
I wonder what they smoke at Barcelona, how do you buy a 32 year old for free and place a €400m release clause on him 😭
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Getting riled on twitter by a 21 year old undergraduate feminist that lives at Okezie Ikpeazu hostel with six girls per room is a choice.
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HOW TO DRESS like your MIRACLE , HALLELUJAH
CHALLENGE, 0ct 21st. 2025 :👇
Visa Approval/ Relocation:
•carry luggage
•Wear sweater/jacket
•Wear head warmer
•Carry your passport
Marital Settlement:
• wear a white dress for the ladies, and suit for men.
•Wear a ring
•Hold a bouquet or a flower vase
•Wear a veil
Fruit of the Womb :
•Hold baby clothes
•Wear maternity clothes
•Put clothes on your tummy
•Hold a cute teddy bear
Academic Excellence:
•Hold a book
•Carry certificate
•Write out the results you want
Financial breakthrough:
•Hold some money
•Hold an ATM card
•Accessorize
Good health:
•Carry a fruit basket
•Carry water in a water bottle
•Wear a comfortable fit
•Write good health boldly on a paper
House/ Car :
•hold keys
•Carry a file
•Carry key holders
New job offers:
•Write out your employment letter
•Hold a laptop
•Carry your CV
•Dress cooperate.
Business / sAles:
•hold your product and pray with it
•Hold your logo and flyer.
#HallelujahChallengeOCT2025
#HallelujahChallenge
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Overhyped League. Overhyped Players. Ffs we couldn’t even beat Vallecano with Yamal.
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Jordi Alba all competitions for Barca
17/18 - 14G/A
18/19 - 20G/A
19/20 - 11 G/A
20/21 - 20G/A
21/22 - 15G/A
If you hear the way Barca fans talk about this guy, you'd think he's one random LB from Valladolid.
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You no even suppose review anybody album with the kind poison you dey drop as skit
I just got off some calls. I’m seeing blogs push the narrative about my Davido album ratings that it’s cos I have issues with him based on that Kai cenat P. If I had an issue with Davido. I would have addressed it since whatever happened. Davido and I talked then and it don pass be that. There are too many tweets of me saying good things bout him event after the so called incident. I don’t want to go into details but I don’t hold grudges with people. If you fuck up, I go tell you. To your face or I just cut you off. You go sha know say I sabi wetin you do. The narrative is not true, my ratings were genuine from my first listen of the album. Very genuine. I explained on stream, for those on stream that I have no issue with him. There are clips of me dancing to different songs on the album everywhere, why is that not posted on blogs. Negative P sha dey turn una on. All is well. Big love Davido. Gracias, Lit Gang!
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Inspector Rajesh never cross 10 league goals in a season since him join Madrid
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Your jokes aren't even funny. I know your real job and I know comedy is just a cover.
Proverbs 15:3 - The eyes of the Lord are in every place, Watching the evil and the good.
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Football fans can be so dishonest. Man City cooked this team last year but they sneaked out with black magic, luck. Next thing una begin talk say na aura, mentality. E no dey this year?
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I wish them no leak BDO last year. Vini for colllect yellow card on that red carpet.
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This UCL new format sweet. Once them beat you, any other talk na “you dey go nau”
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