occasionally televised person + work in progress. co-creator/host: @aiforhumansshow discord: thecream.team
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you can just make things!
including a full album of Frank Sinatra singing WAP.
in minutes.
we are so cooked, and/or so back?
please listen to Adele covering Lump. and maybe stick around to hear Coheed's take on No Doubt?
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Not exactly unexpected. Still, a massive disappointment for a myriad reasons.
Nothing but the warmest vibes for a cast and crew who worked passionately and diligently every step of the way, despite the many unforced errors.
ggG4
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Thanks to everyone who came out for the @g4tv Summer Meltdown!
Double thanks to all who watched and donated to a great cause.
Triple thanks to the amazing crew.
And a round of hearty “bonus thanks” to @AustinOnTwitter and @TheWillNeff for allowing me to play.
GGs Gents.
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Today began with interviews and the announcement that I’ll be returning to @g4tv as a host. And that’s pretty big news. I’m stoked, and an appropriate mix of amped-plus-anxious.
But I had to compartmentalize those excitable, insecure butterflies...
instagram.com/p/CLNMahZsfCz
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Hey.
Thanks.
I’ll have more words, hopefully more eloquent ones, once I properly reset.
But personally, and professionally, thank you all so much.
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Something is about to happen. I know a lot of things happen, all the time, but this particular something is pretty interesting.
Well, it’s specifically interesting.
I’m VERY interested. You may be as well.
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Wait. Which one of us is doing poorly? Is it me!? Hah. #JOKES!
It’s definitely me.
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REALLY appreciate all the excitement and heart-warming anecdotes regarding @aots and @g4tv.
I'll have a lot more to say, likely too much, soon.
Today though, check out the official Attack YT Channel, caress the sub and uh, dropkick the bell? You get it.
piped.video/channel/UCJ-XYNr…
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Keys. Wallet. Laptop. @G4TV re-launch. Okay, ready for Tuesday.
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Guilty. This chatter gets me. Hope ya’ll liked the trailer tour and gratuitous doggo shots.
Also? Really enjoyed filming the reunion special with my friends, old and new.
Also, ALSO?! Mega-gratz @AustinCreedWins!
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I'm miles from home, but home is where you rest your head. So care for that head, and if you're experiencing head-things, TALK ABOUT IT!
Let's destroy the stigma of talking about mental health.
Learn more: bit.ly/G4lovesRAD #youareRAD
Nominating @ProZD & @Mr_iKeepitreal
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Siiiiiiiiiiiick.
(I am an adult in the room. Well, in some rooms.)
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I have so much to say about this build, shoot and the incredible @testedcom crew.
But I’ll save it for the @G4TV re-launch.
In the meantime, WATCH THE SHORT PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
After waiting what feels like forever I’m so glad to finally show everyone the fruits of our summer labor here at @Testedcom. Spacesuits rule!!! Watch our short film, "The Beacon," featuring @G4TV's @Attack (and myself!): piped.video/SswGAImAlls
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So. Uhm. @aots is, back? Like, today.
Watch @G4TV, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Twitch.tv/G4tv
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It's DEVIN PANERA, Ron.
My name is a symphony. I just gave you a symphony!
Did @RonFunches just commit us to a G4 Reunion Special?
When will 2020 end…
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Crypto Lovers/Loathers: I hear you.
I'd address it all now, but I’m off for Thanksgiving next week, so pre-taped things will air.
Once back, we'll gather a diverse panel of experts to discuss Blockchain/NFTs in THE LOOP; pros, cons, a sincere conversational deep dive. Thanks.
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I'm sure you're not hurting for additional voices to discuss @RobinhoodApp/@Citadel1842 and manipulation - but I'm happy to lend my perspective.
Regardless, please continue being a fierce advocate and don't let the usual suspects off with a fine less than the damage inflicted...
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And because it's Twitter, and I dared stray from "my lane" of squirrel-fart TikToks and Ethereum, I'll remind anyone scrolling by that I don't care about political affiliations, or the lack thereof.
I DO care about the selfish, performative cowardice on display in this clip.
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What are the ramifications of enforcing targeted trading limitations on $GME / $BB / $AMC? Is that not manipulation in and of itself?
I am not a lawyer, but I wonder if @RobinhoodApp is going to need one...
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The American Gladiators doc on Netflix has me reminiscing about Lee”Hawk” Reherman.
My arena co-host was nothing but gracious and kind to a completely green, anxious and undeniably lost 19 year old in “Hollywood”.
RIP Lee. You beautiful, larger than life, beast.
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Munn.
There. Were. Four.
FOUR CORNER PIECES!!
Found ‘em.
I swallowed one. But in time, this puzzle WILL be complete.
What are you up to?
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This @oliviamunn chicken-impression is spooky accurate. Uncanny, even. Someone should hire this man. Then fire him. Immediately.
We paid Colonel Duckbucket absolutely nothing for this completely commercialized Reunion Special commercial! @Attack
For nostalgia gravy➡️ gravython.com
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i have been creating and editing ai generated shorts for ~48 hours and i can no longer feel. anything.
my soul, and heart, are empty.
and yet, i giggle.
fire dropping monday. beyond excited to share.
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I’m hosting @aots on @G4TV today along with so many great people.
@FionaNova is definitely one of them.
Here is a promotional video regarding the aforementioned.
4pm. Live. On G4tv. Which is on so many things. Please watch. Thank you.
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The longer clip is laughably, painfully asinine. And @tedcruz tweeted it; because I guess $176k from the NRA is enough to deafen the clown-horn-honks of his posturing.
1.3bn taxpayer dollars on bulletproof glass for elementary schools? Unlocked doors are the real menace!? 🤥
Enough is enough.
We need to act by hardening school security and hiring armed police officers to keep our kids safe.
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Nobody needed this, so of course, it now exists.
Apologies to the incredible production team that had to gather a dataset of of my face.
Thanks for watching and the mostly kind words. :)
It's the Deepfake for the Deepfakes. Is it Kevin? Or is it @Attack? Never sure anymore, but he definitely is every Superhero you've ever cared about!
@aots➡️piped.video/zhH56PWmYYc
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This is bad.
I like it.
Obvi.
All ducks were definitely harmed in this video. Do you have an explanation, Colonel Duckbucket @Attack?
Watch Now ➡️ piped.video/eyBq6apzUHg
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Uhh. Young Jamie, pull up that @joerogan / Keanu clip...
#LaundryDay
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Appreciate the well-wishing from everyone, truly.
After hours of tumbling in my own sweat like a gas-station hot-dog, I managed to eek a few hours of solid sleep.
Woke up to incredibly soreness in my hips and lower-back, far more pronounced than the usual "old and broken" pangs.
My throat feels like a tiny cannon blasted a hole through the back of it, and reinforcements are flanking from both sides. The cough is real, arriving in unpredictable, intense waves.
Congestion is still bad. Brain fog is wild: I quite literally forgot I was making a protein shake, mid-blend.
Thankfully, April is taking amazing care. Plus, I have friends and partners who are able to take up the slack, though that overwhelms me with a guilt I'll save for a later diatribe.
Also, the inventory management, menus and maps in Starfield, are booty. Pure dog-water. Love Bethesda, respect Todd and the team. But that doesn't distort reality.
If you love the game, certainly don't let these truths yuck your yum. But also, don't kid yourself... it booty.
kthx
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Life is weird. And sometimes, incredibly awesome. Thank you all, for this week is proving a delightfully unexpected mix of both.
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Hey Siri, remind me each and every day to seek positivity. And strive to be a source for those similarly in search.
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Hey Siri, add @MissGinaDarling to the list of “ish not to eff with”.
Fun fact: a strike scoring above 500 could fell a mature sequoia or shatter Cybertruck glass.
#G4BH
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Eight days ago, I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and a sleeve of Oreos, and now it is having sex with my wife.
Let’s dive in.
🧵 A thread
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LIFE-HACK: IF YOU LAUGH HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN SOMETIMES FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THE TEARS ARE FROM OVERWHELMING JOY!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHURTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hey. Y’all are loved. Hope 2023 treated you well; and regardless, here’s to 2024.
Celebrate safe, and best of health/luck/spirits in the new year. 🙏
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I JUST started a new puzzle! 100 pieces, double-sided. So sorry.
Let’s circle back in 2030?
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Not an ad. Rather, a culture.
Thanks for the drip @pizzahut.
CC: The @g4tv CreamTeam(tm) @FionaNova @kassemg
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Hey. Hey... look at us?
twitch.tv/g4tv
The @g4tv re-launch pre-show is llllliiiiiiiiive!!
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My new favorite thing is to check my phone and exclaim, “Oh my... he conceded!!”
I’ve gotten April with it twice now.
Times are tough. Find the simple pleasures.
Good luck everyone.
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