Parmesan, not partisan! 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝Founder: @BitcoinArchive @ArchieIntel

Niche Humour
It’s priced in bro…
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PayPal’s policy was a big mistake. But it was NOT an accident. They knew… 🤨
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Holding Bitcoin through a bear market. 😂
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Pullback from $99k has made most people used to the idea of $100k bitcoin. Another 5-10 days of chop and the Santa rally takes off. It’s gonna be a strong finish to the year.
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I called every single market top and bottom for 4 years. Chart doesn’t lie.
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Lugano, Switzerland 🇨🇭 #archiepix
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When #Bitcoin becomes recognised collateral and banks allowed to hold it on their balance sheet, you will be allowed to take out a loan to buy a house and deposit $BTC to offset the requirement to pay interest. You now own exposure to both assets while they go up in value.
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Had some fireworks last night and then woke up to Bitcoin at $104,000 ✨ 🥳 ✨
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Devs did something! 😅
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Capo was right! 🙌 😂
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I don’t want corporates to stop buying Bitcoin. I want normies to start buying Bitcoin.
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I asked Google’s Gemini ai to create image of Genghiz Khan…
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These people will line up to get brain chips.
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Bitcoin doesn’t care about your lines and levels. Bitcoin will do what it wants. Don’t fight it. Adapt.
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No coffee for five days. Here’s what I learned… Nothing‼️ Drink the fucking coffee. Get shit done. Enjoy life.
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BitBoy tried his best guys… 😅
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Dubai is the .eth of cities… 🤨
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I’m keeping this for the memory 😅
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I hear you, brother…
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Just HODL #Bitcoin 👊 😎
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MicroStrategy will become a Rai Stone.
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The hardest bit is getting your first followers. I remember how hard it was when I started Bitcoin Archive. And then again when I launched @RadarHits So thank you for following me here. 🙌
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So, what do you do for a living? 🤣
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gm :) 🙌
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Women really can wear anything they want 😂
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Elon’s purchase of Twitter is the single biggest catalyst for cultural change I have experienced. Will become obvious in 4-5 years.
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Bank of England’s QE while inflation runs rampant is making Turkey look like early innovators 😂
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If you don’t like the S2F model by @100trillionUSD then build a better model and stop crying like a baby. The gatekeepers did not like a new guy getting so much more attention than they ever could. S2F is an interesting model. Nothing can be 💯 predictive.
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Off to the gym. Almost certain I’m gonna miss the all-time high. 😅
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My new customised Nikes w Bitcoin orange 🍊🍊🍊 Enough orange? 😋
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I’m launching a new project soon! Can’t wait to tell you more…😊
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Jack Mallers has come a long way 😂
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When Bitcoin….
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Snowy night in London ☃️ ❤️ #archiepix
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+70,000 by Sunday night ☺️
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Milan is magnificent 😎 #archiepix
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gm:) ☕️ 🍂 🍁🍂 #archiepix
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Bitconned on Netflix is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Utterly dumb and hilarious. 8/10.
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Nobel Prizes for Peace, and Economics, are a total farce. Worthless garbage.
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Felt cute… 😂
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Legend.
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I’ve seen the light! 🤩
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I just know I’m gonna miss Bitcoin tick over $100,000 while sleeping 😭
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For those who may have noticed, I have removed #Bitcoin & laser eyes from Bitcoin Archive pfp/bio to see if it will have any effect on the algo or staff who have instituted a total shadow ban on the acc. Both will be back very soon! My conviction remains as bullish as ever.
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300 guys to give you 1m a year… “Which is super easy to do” Why don’t they teach this at school?
TTI
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gm :) The air is crisp and the leaves are falling. The next few weeks should be glorious! 🍂🍁🍂 #archiepix
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To the moon… 🚀☺️ #archiepix
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Apple no longer inspires. It’s just a commercial entity monetising the legacy Steve Jobs left behind.
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A story in 3 parts… 😅
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Microsoft should make Paperclip the avatar for ChatGPT 🤙
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Women at a crypto conference…

ALT Sigourney Weaver Alien Gif GIF

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Bear markets are boring, unless you’re buying…😉
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When I host the $500K Bitcoin party i’ll invite whoever I bloody well like…
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Yesterday: I’m a fighter not a quitter - Liz Truss Today: She quits. 🤡
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Every bull market needs an anti-hero.
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I’m very much enjoying the renaissance of the word ‘retard’.
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People calling for pullbacks and corrections since 35k. You got one when the Bitcoin ETFs were approved. It pays to stay retarded during bull markets.
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gm ☺️
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New job. Don’t squeeze too hard.
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gm :) ☺️
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Modest house, cute dog, a mid, and a good gym. Not too much to ask for…
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It’s not full bull market mania until these guys dominate YouTube again…
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gm:) ☕️ Waiting for Bitcoin to make a move… #archiepix
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Must go to Paris this year. It’s been too long.
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Bedford moon 🌙
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
When your only date filters are salary and height 😅
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Replying to @hodlonaut
They ARE clown shoes 😅
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Only sociopaths love corporate culture.
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Sell the news? Sell deez… 🌰 🌰
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Stop Loss 😅
カズヤシバタ(KAZUYA SHIBATA)
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Replying to @carlabitcoin
A real Bitcoiner would have a cow eating the grass while listening to Chopin - making his own wagyu.
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Why would you wanna live anywhere else? ❤️ 🇬🇧
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Posted a Bitcoin chart to my Instagram. zero reaction. Still early.
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we are still early: -> bitcoin -> large caps -> retards -> Rolex
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☀️ Weekend in London 👌 My new screensaver… #archiepix
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Just the natural light after the storm… #archiepix
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Starting new projects is reinvigorating. The thrill of something small and unproven showing signs of traction triggers a euphoric sense of expectation. 🚀
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Replying to @Nugjokes
They really hate when younger women date older men, bc that used to be them… 😅
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If they continue raising rates after: - The biggest drop in job openings since the Covid-Crash, - European energy crisis, - Housing market crashing, - US recession (yes, it's already happening), ...then I really don't have to words to describe their foolishness.
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We are so back! 🙌
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Wall Street becoming moonboys this cycle…
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America made the right decision. Not because Trump is great. Political incompetence, indifference, and contempt for citizens must be punished at the ballot box. Democrats will blame the people who did not vote for them rather than reflect and reform.
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Replying to @BritishHodl
This comes off as incredibly belittling. Bad move imo. Just do what you’re gonna do and let people decide for themselves.
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What I like about @Saylor’s Bitcoin playbook is that he has not only open-sourced it for anybody to deploy… …he actively promotes companies like @SemlerSci @MARAHoldings and @RiotPlatforms doing the exact same thing. Rising tides… #Bitcoin
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Starting @Politix_LIVE has taken me back to the early days of @bitcoinarchive in 2021. A daily grind of 16-18 hour days - every day for a year! A total obsession & I loved it! Every new follower was a delight, a validating signal - and also motivation to keep putting in the work.
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Went back to a restaurant in Milan after 6 years to have the exact same meal, and it was perfect…again. 🍷 👌 Main course: breaded veal cutlet 😋
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The best in the Bitcoin space don’t argue or dunk on people. They post their opinions, charts, and analyses and then let it be. Sometimes they respond to objections w generous explanations. Do not insist. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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Pension funds unable to meet margin calls. Rumours of insolvent investment banks. Central banks don’t have the stomach for it. Everybody gangsta until markets stop functioning 😏
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Trump announces ground invasion of Canada amid leadership uncertainty.
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These tree emit the sweetest fragrance. ❤️ Beautiful experience walking through this promenade at night.
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The best thing America ever made.
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Me writing the perfect tweet while going about my day…
Hesh
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Bitcoin ETFs been taking more money in than grayscales been losing out. Find another reason to cry about the price… 😅
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Garlic bread pizza w 🌶️ Rustic bit 😋
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