• I start every conversation with: "As a woman..." • I'm half Latina so if you disagree with any of my tweets you're 50% racist
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Whenever i'm about to open up a bag of chips, i picture RFK Jr giving me this look, and i put down the bag of chips and get myself a carrot
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"Kill yourself" is either an insult that will get you kicked off Twitter or health advice from the Canadian government
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All orange everything to color coordinate with my boy Trump🧡
Orange woman bad 😛
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You guys 🥹
It's been a really long week and i've been feeling kinda down. So today, i stopped off to get a cup of coffee. As i was waiting in line, i feel these small arms around my legs, looked down, and it was a little girl giving me a hug. Her dad pulled her away and apologized and i heard the little girl tell him - "she looked like she needed a hug".
Oh, my heart 😭🩷
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Welcome to 2020, where you’re not allowed to read the news, definitions of words are changed on a dime, leaving your house or wanting to earn a paycheck gets you called selfish and breathing in fresh air is illegal. But people from thousands of years ago are the real problem
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She really hates being sexualized, can't ya tell? The only thing the dude did wrong was not pay her
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My cousin asked me if i could wake up her 5 year old daughter. So i walked to her room and told her the new strain of coronavirus is spreading globally even though the unvaccinated can't travel internationally.
"Are you awake yet??"
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Alt headline: "Disabled white farmer has more fight in him than entire Republican party"
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I don't wanna hear one word from any of you about the age gap! We're happy together and that's all that matters!!
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Thank you for your service washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Taylor Lorenz could date a cold blooded murderer and still be the crazy one in the relationship
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President-elect Trump, if i could make one request, can we start the deportations with these women please?
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Damn, with everything Trump's been through he's out here trolling the Baltimore Ravens
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I think i've reached a point where i wouldn't date a guy who didn't go out and vote for Trump
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Who wrote this for you? It's Saturday night, no way you're not sh*tfaced right now
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This must be a scheduled tweet. It's 10:30 in Washington. No way you're not tanked right now
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I'm Annie, i'm [redacted] years old and i'm voting for Donald Trump. I'll even crawl on broken glass to do it. I mean, if i have to. I'd much rather just drive there if that's still an option. Maybe grab lunch with the girls afterwards. You know, make a day out of it 😀
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"I'm a high value man".
"I'm a high value woman".
Ugh, do you hear yourselves? Who talks like this??
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Imagine dating one of these coronabros. If i wanted to date someone with a vagina i'd be a lesbian
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It’s so cute when my nieces jump from couch to couch pretending the floor is lava.
Now we have the adult version! Grown men and women thinking they’re gonna die if they leave their house unmasked. Adorable ☺️
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Ha, yeah buddy, sure. Some of us are smart enough to wait to hear what Lebron James has to say before we jump to conclusions
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My biggest life update is that I stopped drinking coffee at Starbucks. You can only have a homosexual burn your coffee so many times before you pull the plug. I now go to a small cafe near my place. Shop owner is this unpleasant Muslim woman with RBF who always gives me the evil eye, but the coffee is so good it's worth the risk of intifada
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Met this crazy dude at the bar tonight! He keeps buying me and my friends shots and trying to get us to violently protest Trump's arrest. He said his name's Ray. Nice guy, big Trump fan
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I have started hunting for my own food. Soon i will be unstoppable. I'm officially a trad chad alpha male now💪
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Bahahahahahahahaha this is so embarrassing!! Are you over compensating for something guys?
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Right now conservatives are the abused spouse getting punched in the face and taking it.
"I'll just watch what i say next time"
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Does anyone know the shooters name? @drewbrees wants to put it on his helmet today
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If Kamala actually steals this election, she'll finally prove once and for all that she really is black
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This country was never stronger than when Hulk Hogan was its leader. But y'all aren't ready to have that conversation
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Now I'm not married or anything, but if i was, and I found out some chick at my husbands office was calling him her "work husband", pretty sure I'd have to go down there and cut a bitch
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I pulled a Kamala Harris at work today and told my boss that if he gives me a promotion i'm gonna start doing all the stuff i should already be doing now
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To my Christian brothers and sisters...
Trump and the Republicans are far from perfect, but they are the "better than" candidates.
Better than Democrats on the border.
Better than Democrats on abortion.
Better than Democrats on transing kids.
Better than Democrats on the 1st amendment.
Better than Democrats on the 2nd amendment.
Better than Democrats on religious freedoms.
Please don’t let perfect be the enemy of good. Vote red. Vote Trump.
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I bet Arizona has like one dickhead who keeps shouting random numbers while they're counting votes, and is making them lose count and have to keep starting over
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I've never met anyone who referred to themselves as an empath that wasn't a complete dickhead
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A more honest tweet would read: "Today, I got my cheque in the mail for publicly pushing these vaccines. Tweets like this are the best way to pay for my trip to Hawaii"
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I wonder what would happen if America had an elected leader, honest courts, a free press and real political opposition to Democrats
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Greenwald defenders have been saying we shouldn't judge people for their personal lives while Greenwald himself is doing that to Trump all his over his timeline. Just hilarious
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I thought it was kind to see the white lady explain it to the poor black man who obviously wasn't understanding the situation.
Lol. My goodness these people
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All this “trad wife” stuff is gonna make girls feel like they need to marry the first guy they meet and pop out 5 kids by their 21st birthday. I agree it’s a beautiful thing to aspire for, but some of y’all are coming across as pompous- “if only society were more like me”
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Zuby was making a point about how collective thinking can lead to authoritarianism. I don't think for a second he's like- "I want people to go to Hell and not be saved."
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The saddest times of my life have been when I felt like members of my family did not care to be a part of my life in any significant way. Whether that was leaving me to fend for myself during my hard times, or almost downplaying any positives during my good times. If you feel a lack of warmth from the person who should be providing you the most warmth, then it's only natural to feel hurt. It's human. And I'm sorry
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Garbage take. He hired Omarosa out of loyalty. He hasn’t been disloyal to Pence, if anything, he’s putting pressure on Pence not to be disloyal to him.
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The interactions between Trump and his granddaughter and my favorite content on Twitter. Very cute and wholesome. You can tell just how much she loves him
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I can’t love this woman anymore than I already do! @FoxNews Get Lisa her own show. She’s the voice of millions
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Only way it makes sense is if they just discovered feminism and now have female aliens flying the UFOs
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I love how her clearly using him for his fame and wealth isn't being discussed as the creepy part
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After 3 months of deep thought, careful analysis and watching people hide under their beds and run to the government to protect them from a “plague” that has a 99.8-99.9% survival rate, this is the conclusion I’ve reached. Sorry, not sorry
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Men get a lot of crap for being shallow, but a lot of women would be single if men weren't
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I love this😂
@JesseKellyDC and @TudorDixon talking about their love of Red Lobster is the wholesome content we need this week
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Everyone's talking about the Trump mandate, but if anyone knows anything about man dates, it's Tampon Tim
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This guy wears a condom when he masturbates
.@JoeNBC to Fauci: If I'm vaccinated is it safe to go outside to a baseball game?
Fauci: Yes but "there's nothing wrong" with wearing a mask anyway
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This is significant. For the first time in his life, Leonardo DiCaprio has approved of a woman over 25
Leonardo DiCaprio Endorses Kamala Harris and Bashes Trump for Ignoring Climate Change: ‘He Continues to Deny the Science’ variety.com/2024/film/news/l…
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He should start trolling and tweet it out every 5 minutes.
“I denounce white supremacy.”
5 minutes later
“Haven’t changed my mind fam, still hate it”
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"High heels on my tippies" 👠
Got all dolled up to make a good first impression on 2025! HNY everyone🥳
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Finally an attractive woman gets a break!
Decision Desk HQ projects Anna Paulina Luna (R) wins the US House election in Florida's 13th congressional district.
#DecisionMade: 7:27 PM EDT
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