42. Husband. Dad. United-Kids-Wife in that order (for 90 minutes twice a week 👀) Esker Celtic U-15s coach 🟦⬜️ #MUFC for over 30 years. 🇾🇪
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Nice surprise for the two kiddies this morning with tickets for the #FACup match tonight at Old Trafford. ❤️ 🖤
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Hey @BlackYellow your starboy is available for half what you sold him for... are you not familiar with his game anymore?
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Onana jumping two feet in the air to dive on a ball that's rolling on the ground. Horrible.
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Football is fast becoming unwatchable. Death by 1000 passes. Cant tackle. Rival players are best mates. Diving. Cheating. Awful officiating. VAR. It's fuckin crap.
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Fair play to the little rascal. Better than a big poxy sign begging for his jersey. Good lad.
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Our manager was one of the best young managers in Europe. 10 months later he's rocking back and forth in the dugout at Grimsby trying to find his happy place. This football club will kill you. 😂
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Had I known Laura Woods was going to be signing random stuff outside Old Trafford I'd have brought a marriage cert.
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Liverpool fans will throw their full support behind a Uruguayan racist who bites opponents but draw the line at a local lad leaving after 10 years, two league titles and a Champions League. You'll never walk alone my arse. Biggest shower of hypocrites in football.
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Be funny when we replace all our wingers with wing backs and the new manager in 18 months time wants to go back to a 4-3-3 but he has no wingers.
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Why doesn't Pep just sign £50m striker and turn him into a £150m striker with his fantastically superior coaching qualities.
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Garnacho is a proper United winger. I remember Ronaldo and Giggs being frustrating early in their careers. Even when it's not happening for him he never hides, he keeps demanding the ball and running at the full back. Love that.
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Was just thinking to myself I wonder what Chris Eagles makes of all this. Thanks @SkySportsNews
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Said it before and I'll say it again. Time to start scouting the person and not just the player. We've signed some proper tossers in the past decade. This fella is one of the worst.
🚨🟡⚫️ Jadon Sancho to Borussia Dortmund, here we go! Deal in place between Man United and BVB on loan, NO buy option.
Understand Sancho can travel later today for medical.
BVB will cover part of the salary plus loan fee. €4m package.
Boarding completed ✈️ @TurkishAirlines
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When United won the league Cup last year it was a nothing trophy. This year Carragher compared it to the Champions League. 😂
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Team news in for Fulham: Maguire, DeLigt and Martinez are ruled out for a month so Evans will partner Lindelof, while Wan Bissaka comes in for Luke Shaw who drank too much custard during pre season and is out until the New Year with gastroenteritis. Onana starts.
It’s going to be scary, but not for US.. nitter.app/FrankEra__/status/1808…
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Andy Mitten's professionalism is honestly such a breath of fresh air in an industry which is becoming saturated with youtubers, bloggers, shit pundits and media arseholes.
Watching @LisandrMartinez sing "We Have Seen It All", will surely make your day 🥹🫶
#SonySportsNetwork #EmiratesFACUp #FACup #ManchesterDerby
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Wonder if there is a sad little Italian man named Marco sitting in his mama's boxroom somewhere in Naples calling him a passione commerciante.
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I've seen Manchester United lift European Cups and win Premier League titles on the final day of the season. I've never seen them celebrate like this. Imagine if this lot actually win a trophy. Odd balls.
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That "knock them off their fuckin perch" comment must've stung more than I realised. 20 odd years later. 12 years retired. Sir Alex's mind games still rattling an entire fan base. What a man. 😂
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Garnacho and Elanga both have 11 PL goals over the past two seasons. Garnacho 17 in all comps. Neither are ripping it up. But the contrast in media reporting is miles apart. Make no mistake, it's because one plays for United and the other left United.
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Out on the lash with the Chelsea boys as United go out of the cup. Maybe I'm just an old fart and this is now just the norm, but I'll never be on board with it.
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Never seen a player believe his own hype as much as Van Dijk. His trophy cabinet isn't exactly overflowing. Thinks he's Franz Beckenbauer.
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Woke up this morning to find out that you should be allowed to be a little bit offside.
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Bit weird that Rashford would rather go rent a gaff in Birmingham than run around a bit in training for the club he loves so much.
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Noel fuckin Gallagher in commentary. Seriously. Another nail in the coffin of modern broadcasting. Imagine tuning in to United v Juventus in the 90s and having to listen to Rick Astley.
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Imagine your son, at United since he was 5. Fulfills his dream of playing for, captaining and scoring for his boyhood club. Then imagining listening to these horrible fan cam cunts slating him. And the likes of @SkySports give them air time. Sickens me.
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There's an argument to be made for him being United's greatest ever. Hadn't the presence of Schmeichel but he just never made errors. Top class.
Four Premier League titles, one Golden Glove and the record-holder for most consecutive Premier League clean sheets with 14 🙌
20 years ago today, Edwin van der Sar signed for the club! ✍
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No one. Not one single person was talking Gomes 3 weeks ago. Now he's a "priority". This fuckin app man.
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The level of disrespect that gets shown to Denis Irwin in these types of combined/ All time XI things is truly off the scale. Hands down the best left back in the PL era.
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I was so excited about Ronaldo's return but after hearing Premier League legend and six time Balon D'or winner Lee Hendrie say he's not sure about it on @SkySportsNews just now, well, my day is fuckin ruined.
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Cant decide on two tickets to the match or two weeks in the Maldives. I'll have to ask the mrs.
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😂😂 never seen heads falling off like this. First time in about 2 years we get a decision from VAR and the Premier League world fuckin implodes. How quickly DeLigt at West Ham and Bruno v Spurs are forgotten. Is it any wonder the refs give us fuck all.
Today was the day the Premier League told the world they can’t have the threat of Manchester United being relegated hanging over them.
That officiating today was a total fucking disgrace.
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No matter what happens. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has gone up in my estimation as a man and despite what others may say, is an even bigger legend than he was before he took over. Yes his time is up, but I love the man. And I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks.
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Ye have to hand it to the Glazers. Bought the biggest club in the world without spending a penny. Milked it for 2 decades. Invested fuck all. Brought it to its knees. And when the pressure came they hid behind INEOS. Fuckin vultures. But they've screwed us good.
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I've never been more convinced, more quickly into a United player's career that it will absolutely not work out, than I am with Joshua Zirkzee. He is absolutely shite.
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Why the fuck do I still look forward to every United game? Back to back 3-0 home defeats. Been shite for 10 years. Yet here I am planning my entire Saturday around watching the shower of shite.
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I would honestly rather get relegated with Ten Hag then have a new manager come in and give these spineless twats a fresh start, only for them to throw the next manager under the bus in 12 months time.
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Youre absolutely obsessed with Ronaldo Jamie. You never stop going on about him. He cost £13m and has scored 15 goals. Remind me how £100m Grealish and Lukaku are doing please.
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Jose got Pogba (£93m) Lukaku (£75m) Fred (£60m) Lindelof (£40m) Bailly (£30m) Sanchez (£400k pw contract). Was denied Maguire & Perisic. Ole was denied Haaland & Bellingham. Ole wasn't backed last summer at all. Difference is he didn't throw his toys out & blame everyone else.
If Mourinho had the backing Ole is having right now, he would've won the Premier League and maybe more.
I hope this is common knowledge.
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Remember Roy Keane had to listen to Carragher tell him this Liverpool team was comparable to United's of 99? Ha... fuck me.
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People adding the £125m that Solskjaer has yet to spend on two players (Sancho and Varane) that have yet to kick a ball for United, to his overall spend in order to criticise the fact he has yet to win a trophy is the most brain dead argument you'll see anywhere.
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I'm actually losing interest in football. VAR has completely sucked the life out of it for me. Probably will never be able to walk away from it. But as a spectacle it's no longer recognisable to the sport I got hooked on. Rule makers have turned it into a complete shitshow.
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Fuck me just saw someone suggest Graham Potter as a replacement for Ole. I'm logging off. Talk to you all Wednesday.
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EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch Dalot I think Wan Bissaka is better than this. Then I watch Wan Bissaka and I think Dalot is better than this. And on and on it goes.....
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Mad that @SkySports got rid of James Cooper but employ Melissa Reddy and Gary Cotterill.
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Internet is full of little creeps recording people on the sly and plastering it everywhere.
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What a fuckin nob head. Liverpool win one league title and a CL and he's comparing them to United 99. TAA has been dogshit for 18 months, has two decent games and now he's comparing him to DeBruyne. Fuck off man!
Analysis of Trent Alexander-Arnold ‘s new hybrid role which has been a big success to start with, only KDB can pass & crate as well as him in the PL!
Does this role he’s playing, change Liverpools need for midfielders next season?
#LEELIV #MNF
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When I saw Dalot coming on I said he'll fuck this up. And he duly obliged. Braindead.
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I'm a very limited coach but the man in the street can see his faults. It's like he constantly over exerts his movements to try make routine saves look more difficult.
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Sounds like a small thing but when Rashford referred to Sir Alex Ferguson (who is still referred to as "Boss" by his former players) as Fergie, he went further down in my estimation.
If you're calling anyone out on standards, first thing you do is look within. He can't do that.
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Only United can do that. No matter the manager. No matter the era. Something about this fuckin football club comes through and reminds you why you fell in love with it.
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Eventually all the superstar footballers will end up in Saudi Arabia with the fancams & English football clubs will be left with lads from UK & Ireland earning mediocre wages & who go on the piss between games but play for the crest like it was in the 80s & I for one can't wait.
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I dont think it'll work for Amorim. But id fuckin love if it did and Id love him to ram it down the throats of these cunts.
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If FT was around in the 00's:
"Fergie's got blood on his hands over Veron."
"Fergie has ruined Obertan's career blud."
"Yo fam we need another midfielder to unlock Kleberson"
"Rooney is a passion merchant init."
"Why we signing this kid from Sporting and not Crespo? Finished cub"
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God I fuckin hate them. The arrogance. The notions they have about being different and it meaning more to them than anyone else. Absolute narcissists.
So disappointing to have one of our own fans do that. We pride ourselves on being different, on it meaning more. That's against all of our values, and the fan has disgraced us all. Shame on him
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I remember @SkySports doing a bit a few years ago about online abuse and harassment of their sports news reporters and how awful it was. Then you have this absolute cunt who constantly harasses managers. He did it with Ten Hag, now he's out in Portugal bothering Amorim. Tosser.
How does Sky let people like @gary_cotterill harass coaches every week? He's been told 5 times Amorim is doing the press conference in Portuguese—it's one of his last interviews for Sporting—why is he instigating so much?
"It's like a cold shoulder to all your English fans" ???
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Had Rashford said what he said and added ye know what I also let my standards slip, wasn't good enough & didn't do enough. I became disillusioned, fed up, I let it effect my own standards & I needed a fresh start, then he could've saved some face. But he took zero responsibility.
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Neville has done nothing for the past 10 years but bend over for Guardiola's tiki taka shite with relentless diving and cynical fouls when anyone wins the ball back. Now city have turned to shit he's annoyed. Never in a million years would you think he was from the red side.
Love him or hate him, this is the truest 2 minutes you’ll hear all season
Firstly about football becoming full & robotic trying to play and immitate how pep’s teams play
And the final 40 odd seconds about how many United players aren’t good enough
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He was saying "points" as in how many points (or indeed goals) he reckons each one might score by the end of the game. Sounds like a very deep thinker and an all round good lad. Most lads just go to gawk at the women. Treasure him.
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The Manchester United social media fanbase is an entirely different breed. Swear to god it's like something from the fuckin Twilight Zone.
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If I could push a button tomorrow and have United relegated to League 2 on some massive FFP scandal I would. Imagine being free of the Glazers, primadona players, fancams, tourists, megastore mongs, and play away to Halifax and Aldershot and watch the club rise again. Be class.
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The "fan base" isn't divided folks. You have United fans. Then you have massive bell ends who use their twitter accounts to shout and scream for likes and retweets because it gives them a sense of relevance during their otherwise anonymous existence.
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It's stuff like this that makes it so difficult for anyone, players or coaches, to succeed at United. Two days before the biggest game of the season and this clown decides to post a story about the manager leaving, in January. Didn't think to report it at the time though ey? 🤔
Ruben Amorim and his six-month rollercoaster at Man Utd — The anguish, self-doubt and why he had to be reassured he was still their man man in January espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…
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Poor Jurgen hasn't the energy to keep going after 9 years and 1 league title. Try 27 years and 13 league titles.
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I've heard so many people whinging about the atmosphere at PL games. Why can't it be like Boca, River Plate or Galatasaray... but god forbid you should slag off a players mam in a fuckin derby, oh that's too offensive. Shame.
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All the match going United fans delighted Pogba is off. All the Fifa playing Pogba FC e-fans are gutted. If it means they all fuck off to PSG with Pogba it'll be a double celebration.
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Cant tell you how happy I'll be if the dippers don't make that Dublin final. Irish Liverpool fans are the most full kit wankers you'll ever see. Would be an unbearable weekend.
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I really thought the Pogba lot would fuck off when he did. My god they're relentless. The guy hasn't kicked a football since he left and they want him back because of a 60 second montage of a few stopovers in 2017. Turn it in lads.
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In a hotel and Twelve Days of Christmas came on and my little lad says "dad that sounds like the Cantona song"... 😭😭 my work here is done!
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Oh look at fuckin that. A goal kick. A flick on. A goal. Without the need for 12 passes between goalkeeper and defenders... Pep would be scratching his face off at the sight of it.
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I've seen Sancho 6 times for Dortmund. Last night was the first time I saw him play really well. He can get away with 5 & 6/10s there. But at United every touch is scrutinised. That's why it takes a certain character to play at a club where the demands are so much higher.
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An unbelievable feeling to have both my boys with me for the first time. The 4th generation of United fans, following their great-grandad. First visit for my eldest came with a history lesson....
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Genuine question. Can you explain the logic in spending an hour clinging on for a 1-0 win, then clinging on for a draw, then with five minutes to go, deciding to substitute your main defensive midfielder for a striker?
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Why do some people think that Onana being absolutely shit means that David DeGea wasn't absolutely shit in his last few seasons? We were right to sell him. We were just wrong to sign Onana as his replacement.
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If Garnacho's goal had stood against Arsenal then the United team in crisis would be level on points with title chasing Arsenal. Fine margins and all.
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Onana is absolutely fuckin useless. As bad as any signing we've made in the past 10 years.
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If youre liking or retweeting Mark fuckin Goldbridge causing him to appear on my timeline it's an immediate unfollow from me.
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Beckham in the 1999 Champions League Final is the most underrated performance in the history of MUFC. Watch it back. Colossal.
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If United sack Ten Hag it's vital they also fuck out the players that have screwed him and others over in the past. If they dont this shit just rolls over to the next unlucky bastard.
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My little lad did it in an under 8s game just before Christmas, to about 4 parents of the opposition. Grabbing the crest as well. 😆
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I'm actually getting to the point with United where I don't care whether we win, lose or draw anymore. There's only one result that matters and it's not being played out on the pitch. #GlazersOut
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