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The Most Expensive Marketing Mistake in History
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Replying to @ArchieIntel
Paying the staff a bonus, not just the executives, that’s good leadership.
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Replying to @RosserJobs
You were shopping around for new jobs for a reason, and that reason was not just financial. Leave the current job.
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A kick in the balls is over 9000 del (units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time.
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If you want millions of players in your Metaverse… It needs to look this good, or better.
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Replying to @AlexFinn @alexfinn
Being the largest live streamer on X is like being the biggest fish in a carnival fish bag.
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Replying to @AlexFinn @alexfinn
Macs are horrible for live streamers and gamers
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Measuring using Del (units of pain), being hit in the testicles is more painful than giving birth. In fact, it's 157x more painful!
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Replying to @ArchieIntel
Easy.

ALT Galaxian Video Game GIF

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Apple Vision Pro makes Unity XR experiences like this possible 🤯
𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐍🥽𝐅𝐑𝐎
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Good relationships don't just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together.
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For eating at your desk.
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If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. If you talk, make sure you mean what you say.
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1. Find vending machine. 2. Enter code: 432112311 3. Immediately push and hold the coin return button 4. Change will fall into the tray.
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Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!
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Having all of the worlds information at your fingertips, video games, vastly superior health care, every song ever created, every movie ever created, and the ability to connect with everyone in the world instantly… F*^k the 1950s. I’ll take 2023.
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Heaven in a Bowl:
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Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.
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Do not regret growing older; it is a privilege denied to many.
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Around 75% of the Olympic athletes are sexually active with each other during the games. It's estimated that over 70,000 condoms are used.
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Smoothie for PMS:
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Replying to @netflix
I have never liked a post so hard
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Don't fear change. You may lose something good, but you may also gain something great.
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Replying to @RosserJobs
How desperate are you? There's your answer.
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Go down a waterslide while it isn't wet and then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
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Gamers will spend ~$188 billion USD in 2022… Gamers will own 0% Legacy gaming corps will own 100% Time to flip the equation.
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If you fall asleep within 5 minutes of going to bed, it's an indication that you're extremely sleep deprived.
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Yes, please.
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The $50 Lesson:
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Games that transformed the business models of their era: — Web2— (2004) World of Warcraft: Subscription (2009) League of Legends: Free-to-play (2012) Clash of Clans: Pay-to-win (2016) Overwatch: Loot boxes (2017) Fortnite: Battle Pass — Web3— (2022) Illuvium: Play & Own
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My new role at Illuvium…
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It's statistically proven that (at the peek of pain) getting kicked in the testicles is more painful than childbirth.
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Replying to @Rothmus
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Replying to @KobeissiLetter
Don’t worry, institutions can trade just fine!
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Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed.
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😢 Machinima is gone. #RIPMachinima ✨ Their channels were wiped clean 🔁 Their creator network was rolled into Fullscreen 🤔 How will this impact YouTube, gaming & creators? AND... 🎰 EA's lootboxes are coming to an end?! 🎧 Listen to our latest pod for these & more! 👇
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Discussions with the GameStop team have been amazing. On calls with them today. These guys really get it. The future looks bright for NFTs!
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Replying to @historyinmemes
Don’t sleep on WinAmp
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📈 Want to grow your Twitter account? Yeah, so do we... and @RossADillon gets these insane results annually for ZERO DOLLARS: 👥 2 million followers 👀 1 billion impressions ❤️ 100 million engagements 🖱️ 3 million link clicks 🎧 Listen to his incredible Twitter secrets 👇
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I captured this raw Illuvium Arena gameplay on my RTX 4090
Illuvium
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Glad we can finally talk about this EPIC Games Store ➕ Illuvium
🌟 Major Announcement, Rangers! 🌟 Mark your calendars for November 28th! The moment you've all been waiting for is here! Illuvium Beta 3: PVP is coming, and that's not all—we’re live on the @EpicGames Store! While you can’t download it just yet, add it to your wishlist and brace for the ultimate Arena PVP experience. 🎉 Prepare yourselves: 🔹 Early access opens to all our fans 🔹 Smooth, auto-updating gameplay 🔹 Exposure to Epic’s 180M+ users Get hyped, spread the word, and prep for an epic battle on the Epic Games Store! **Epic Games Release:** November 28th 2023 #Illuvium #Beta3 #PVP #EpicGamesStore
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NO MAN WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND! Leave it in the past. It doesn't even matter if you're complaining. Don't say his name.
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The Trinity Tie:
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We need AAA graphics with new inspirational IPs to get gamers on the blockchain. 🤞 Star Atlas looks super-early, but I am rooting for them
Star Atlas
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If Paris Hilton made a sex tape with 2 black men, would it be called "N*ggas In Paris"?
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🧵 1 of 4 — What is Illuvium? — Illuvium Game Studio is creating the world’s first IBGs, (interoperable blockchain games) where multiple games are designed to be dependent on each other in a single gameplay loop.
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Have an old calculator? Cheating made easy!
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Regarding Illuvium...
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Replying to @illuviumio
To those that still can’t believe this footage is real…
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Over are the days of gamers believing “roadmaps”… They need to see gameplay.
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The VFX on these Illuvium: Arena weapons is over the top 🛡️🔥 I’ll keep capturing footage, you keep watching
Illuvium
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45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a stripper's G-string.
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Illuvium: Zero capture time!
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Idea for asking her out:
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Scooby Doo gave it to us straight.
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You can shrink a pimple in minutes by putting a dab of Listerine on it. The alcohol will dry it up and cause it to fade.
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Your brand should mirror the integrity at the core of your business. I listen deeply, act ethically, and market masterfully for my clients. 🤝 Book Your Free Discovery Call: notcorrupt.media/book-now For over a decade, I've served clients who've felt just like you–unsure how to stay ahead in the market without losing the essence of what makes their business special. That’s why founded @NotCorruptMedia—not as just another agency, but as your partner, to help you rethink your entire approach to marketing. Your brand should be building upon the genuine connections you've already established with your customers. We know you're not looking for flashy gimmicks or fleeting trends. You're after something that resonates more deeply, a marketing strategy that's as unique as your business, rooted in what truly matters to you. By focusing on your specific values and needs, we tailor marketing solutions that not only address the immediate but pave the way for lasting growth. Together, we're not just aiming for better marketing; we're relaunching your vision.
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One piece of paper can change the way you eat Pringles forever.
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First kiss is more memorable than losing virginity.
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Maybe parents know more than you think...
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With women, you can either be happy, or you can be right.
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💡 “You started this because you believe in yourself, so you should keep going because you believe in yourself.” We interview Brazilian Influencer, @jeffyfeng: ⭐ What is the secret to his success? 👥 How does he get successful collabs? 🎧 Listen to the full interview! 👇
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What is love?
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Picnic pants are the real deal:
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Your vagina can fall out. It can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older.
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First competitive game in Illuvium Private Beta 1, and I’m ranked #2?
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A woman's brain shuts off during orgasm.
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Study cheat:
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I dare you to play Illuvium: Overworld and not be impressed
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My wife is getting a crash course in crypto gaming tonight
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Cheating is never acceptable. If you have the nerve to cheat, have the courtesy to end your relationship first.
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How to write an eight page paper:
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Advice from a stranger:
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