had the pleasure of a long, languid lunch and a deep dive into woo-woo with Kacey Musgraves, whose casual chat is just as much of a gut-punch as her song lyrics.
Replying to @TheCut
ā€œI don’t regret living and loving as hard as I do. Whenever I’m in a relationship, I’m all fucking in. I think that hesitancy breeds hesitancy, and if you go in with something with one foot, it’s going to fail.ā€ Photos by Diana Louise Bartlett trib.al/kx0WUwF
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In therapy this AM, I talked about making peace with sometimes not being able to put my whole pussy in every single thing I publish, and the way defining "whole pussy" absolutely *derailed* the session...
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I entered Emily Henry's house a cynical "barf feelings" person and emerged to write soft paragraphs about lurving love. Me and Emily is the REAL rom-com, here! vulture.com/article/emily-he…
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sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting to see who will drop the trump mug shot first: pop crave or pop base.
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If Goop doesn't send out a newsletter that's got some sort of "6 looks to wear when you're on trial but it really doesn't matter" shopping guide , i will loose my gd mind.
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every now and again i remember my start-of-pandemic willingness to earnestly engage in 'zoom dance parties with strangers' and i cringe so violently i might shatter my teeth.
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Funniest part of the Barbie movie was my 7-year-old nephew yelling "WHAT IS A GYNECOLOGIST" over and over until I answered. (also, maybe this movie isn't for 7-year-olds....)
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someone needs to keep an updated slang dictionary for therapists
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my fatal flaw is not resisting the urge to say "i told you to watch that" when someone says "you should watch this show" and I was the one who told them to watch it.
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it’s always either ā€œAllison you’re a monsterā€ or ā€œAllison. You said a thing I was thinkingā€ never the boring, impersonal third option: ā€œAllison you did a job, also I noticed your hair has grown.ā€
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"ur man know u fucked a dinosaur!?"
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Just found a totally blank document in my book files saved as "traditional sluts." not a single note in the document. I have no idea what this chapter might have been about, but certain I lost genius.
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the air quality being what it is has helped reframe the concept of unhealthy choices; ie eating Taco Bell for lunch and listening to Fiona Apple all day is suddenly good for me by comparison
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this baby is cute, don't slander this baby
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you're only allowed to have one song soundtrack the rest of your life: one of the generic ass girl power pop songs from Selling Sunset OR an extended cut of Kwame's original pod song on Love is Blind, which do you choose?
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will never stop thinking about Rachel Weisz whispering ā€œi can get her for youā€ to Rachel Weisz
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Replying to @Lizstins
thank god i'm a twice a week bish
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Replying to @BeeBabs
I’m afraid to try and track this argument
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so incredibly proud of @cordjefferson I can't even make a joke trying to humble him. 🄹
The people have spoken. Announcing the winner of the #TIFFPeoplesChoiceAward: AMERICAN FICTION dir. Cord Jefferson #TIFF23
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I certainly most will be suing @rachel_handler for damages when I inevitably call my ex after reading this.
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the amount of mental space i'm giving to the idol and iS iT cAmP or iS iT rEaL or is it good Verhoven reference or bad Verhoven ripoff is going to melt my brain until all my thoughts are just World Class Sinner lyrics and they'll have won.
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and no, death is not a secret third option.
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sanaaaaaz!!!!!!! 🄲
Replying to @PulitzerPrizes
Congratulations to @sanaztss,Ā @AtlanticTheater andĀ @roundaboutnyc. #Pulitzer
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this book stayed in my bones for months and months. congrats @huahsu
Replying to @PulitzerPrizes
Congratulations toĀ @huahsu,Ā @doubledaybooks,Ā @NewYorker and @BardCollege. #Pulitzer
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Replying to @SamAdlerBell
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just a psa that poison ivy, my third favorite erotic thriller, and call me, my tied for fifth favorite erotic thriller, are currently on criterion.
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I’m confused….does this mean I’ve eaten kitten?!
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Can't remember who was telling me the movie Ghost is ACTUALLY an erotic thriller, not just a paranormal romantic drama but whoever you are, I haven't stopped thinking about this and I have points to make.
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Replying to @delia_cai
okay but like...erotic thriller ken. which i'm interested in....
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Replying to @BeeBabs
someone needs a new propsmaster.
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wow can’t wait to replace my go to question (if you could learn to be a sociopath, would you?) with this one.
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cut off your foot.
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Replying to @BrockColyar
I like being horny for stuff! Sue me!
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i'd say "refused to make a counter" needs a punch-up but no need to joke the joke. #writersstrike #WGAstrong
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Replying to @offbeatorbit
the jump scare!
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why are you yelling my name rn
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Replying to @Thessaly
Would love to read you on this!
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Replying to @hunteryharris
battle royale hunter, it is anyone's night!!
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Replying to @MannUrfa
happy birthday!
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Replying to @jazzedloon
s c o r p i o
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Replying to @aherman2006
take me back to school! this is foundational
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Replying to @MediumSizeMeech
"up for some foosball?" got me good.
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i'm so into it! but also....elderly.
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my chafing thighs might start small fires in front of the building
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Replying to @eiffeltyler
this is an HOURS long debate!
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clearing my calendar
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please. i can't. it hurts too much.
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Replying to @MediumSizeMeech
always that secret third option
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Replying to @willyblackmore
Could have worked for so many things
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Replying to @TheRippedBodice
Thank you for the super smart quotes!
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Replying to @DixPeyton
we have the same personality disorder apparently.
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Replying to @MediumSizeMeech
WOW THANK YOU. Clouded by toxic flights to barcelona
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Replying to @aherman2006
what am i looking at.
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Replying to @BeeBabs
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