AWD π‘πΊπ‘\ Pilot\ Texas Dog\ Radar on Request\ I like $100 hamburgers\ "Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."
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This job Im looking at asked me how well I understood theoretical physics.
I had a theoretical degree in physics.
I start in a week, 600k a year.
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I took a glance at conroomies for MFF and ran across, well, whatever this is.
This aint it chief
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This whole sticker thing is crazy.
βHey guys please donβt do this, we get fined for it.β
βNo fuck you itβs my freedomsβ or βboot lickerβ or βthe con makes too much money anyways.β
Man this city loves us we could at least not deface a bunch of shit with stickers
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Shout out to that werewolf at AC who was slightly hunched over and still over 6ft tall and then growled at me as we passed in the hallway and made me realize (again) werewolves are pretty hot
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I am officially old.
They rearranged the grocery store and i got mad about it.
its over for me.
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Flying yourself to a con is weird. I just walked out in front of a jet with a fursuit head. The pilots waved at me and came to say they love my fursuit and wished they got overnights at furry hotels. More pilot furries LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
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Iβm a pilot so Iβm very qualified to answer this.
The plane wonβt take off because I had to go drink after all the replies.
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Really testing my love/hate with vrchat and furries tonight.
Made my avatar chubby to more reflect myself since, yeah, im not exactly in shape...
I was called fat, pregnant, tubby, chungus, bigboy, as well as a few other things while world hoping tonight.
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Get in the elevator with united crew while in full suit β¦
βSome convention huh?β
Yeah itβs been great. What bird do yβall fly?
β737, why do you fly?β
Going to the ERJ next week
βOh nice, I know what company. Iβve seen the stickers on the yokesβ
THEY KNOW
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Speaking of...
Wednesdays, am i right?
AWD on the AWD on the AWD on the AWD on the AWD on the AWD on the AWD...
#wilddogwednesday
π·: @StAntwelm
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I am a:
βͺοΈ Male
βͺοΈ Female
π Fursuiter
Looking for:
βͺοΈ Male
βͺοΈ Female
π Pictures of me from #TFF2019
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And here's how you use a computer. You just type like this and...
...I didn't do it!
πΈ: @aqueerwolf
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I was browsing pictures of the local wild dogs and i found some images from when we had snow here and well... just look.
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I donβt care if it violates FCC law anymore Iβm buying a short range Bluetooth jammer for cons
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If yall wanna know more about this job...
I get to work at a solar plant in vegas
Im feeling pretty fantastic
you could call me, Mr Fantastic.
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Ladies and Gentle dogs, from the flight deck. We've now reached our crUwUsing altitude. You're now free to chi about the cabin.
#WildDogWednesday
πΈ: @knotjoke
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Who wants to come over and watch 24 hours of Le Mans with me and build legos at the same time
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Was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house
a dog was awake
help, i got stuck in the lights.
πΈ: @0ddj0b
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Did you know that some AWD come built in with AWD at the AWD table? You should see if your AWD comes with AWD but you better bring the AWD a snack, he's sitting at the AWD table! AWD!
#FursuitFriday
π·: @StAntwelm
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Hello it's #WorldPilotsDay
This is your captain speaking
You are now free to awoo in the cabin
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This tweets doing some numbers so this is a reminder that yeah sometimes people can be mean/weird/unusual/etc but...
BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER
PARTY ON DUDES
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Look guys, I get there are some terrible and or horrible people in the fandom.
But please, If you are going to attack someone (which they can sue for) dont record it and post it on your own account. Pepper spraying someone in the lobby COUNTS, not to mention innocent bystanders
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We need to focus on the real problems of this fandom...
like why do all of yall live SO GOD DAM FAR AWAY WE NEED TO JUST TAKE OVER A STATE AND MAKE IT THE FURRY STATE AND EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO LIVE THERE
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Hello, I am accepting applications for a professional dog caretaker.
Requirements: Must be able to pet dog. Must be able to get dog chicken. Must be able to pet dog. Must be able to work on 5g/satellite/radar systems. And most importantly, able to pet dog.
Please apply bellow
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Like dam itβs a simple request. Donβt leave trash around. Guess what? To the average joe your stickers are trash. Sorry to break that to some of yβall.
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steak should only be done medium rare. if someone wants theirs well done, you need to politely, but firmly, ask them to leave.
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Sometimes passengers scare me....
or in the words of Jeremy Clarkson, "Sometimes my genius is... its almost frightening."
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Dogtober
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Dogtober
πΈ: @StAntwelm
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I have discovered it was @vexwerewolf
Also thank you too the werewolf friends of mine who are now teasing me about this. Its not my fault my friends are hot.
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