🍃Grown n’ Sexy | Software Tester | Wild heart | Live-wire-fire-cracker SC: tafarijane

Lekki, Nigeria
Honestly I just want to understand, young married people that cheat, like your marriage isn’t up to 2 years yet and u guys are like mid to late 20s, why did you get married? Cos it’s so messy so early like what’s the point?
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“Na me fuck up” moments hit harder when your instincts already warned you.
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Naira Marley’s Aye song is just honestly the truth. People make life so hard, like just live and let live.
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Lmfao His father’s face every time he comes in is utter fear
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Replying to @OgOsariemen
I swear. And their scotch eggs
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Sometimes they can fuck with you even when your grades are good. There is a conspiracy of the system. Report a lecturer? All other lectures will rally to protect him, even the school; Hence the confidence. All im saying is: it’s never black or white like that
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Replying to @kastroPapiChulo
Lol it’s not in the blood.
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Omg Davido is fucking consistent. This “Wake up and jumpstart, I go chop you like oba” line I can never get enoughhhhh.
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Replying to @lasisielenu
The earring lose weight 😂😂😂😭
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Pls dear, identify this imposter by another name. The only TENI we know is TENI MAKANAKI aka #uyomeyo crooner ❤️ 🙏🏻thank u. Merry Christmas
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Humans spend their whole lives classifying, categorizing and dividing themselves and then scream for unity. lol
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Its always videos lol #june
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Lol my own point is. And if you are a widow what does he want to do with the information?
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Replying to @sane9jerian
Doesn’t make sense sha.
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Funny enough if you go down history lane, sex has always been a staple. Like a constant, normalcy. It's really not a "oh spoilt generation" blah blah, people have always had sex and lots of it, and anyhow.
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Replying to @ojochideobidi
As much as i kind of resonate with this cos it was sort of my thing too, not everyone has the capacity to be an A student. And while some students pay or fuck for their grades by their free will, some lecturers take advantage of these situations to coerce students.
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Replying to @heyyitsjanea
Loool y are Khloe’s nails always falling off pls? Lmao her videos kill me
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Nigerian Banks 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 lying that ur transaction will be “automatically”reversed 24 hours after.
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Hahahahha them tell you say na patriotism make them join Navy? 😂😂😂😂 Na opportunity everybody dey find o.
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Her target as was stated was about her finishing/going to school, not just a number. Empathy is important to understanding other humans outside of ourselves. Don’t write her off just yet, she’s a human being and deserves to be loved.
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Lmao “babe its for my business I was telling you about”
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Like!!!!!!!!!! Have a damn policy. Why should the immediate reaction be to police what people wear?
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LMAO his bio give it away?
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She actually wanted to give him the money for the drinks, in accordance with their “understanding”. Should have taken it and shouldered on. And she actually had the money too cos she paid eventually, so why didn’t he just agree
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Replying to @ChifeDr @DrJoeAbah
I read your initial thread where you pointed out why you decided to move to Ghana for your business even though your home state was your first choice. Too bad people cant read to understand. A lot of Nigerias are more sentimental than sensible. Don’t sweat it.
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So tired of gender wars because both genders do the exact same things, the exact thing. It’s a human being problem. We just love to identify enemies and fight over silly things. If someone does something to you, face them and call their name. It’s a new year pls
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Replying to @gbemiro__
Hope Awilo don collect him cut
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Pls only elite smoke buddies, no more riff raffs and low lifes hiding under the Stoners inclusivity banner. Trash stoners exist just as trash people do, filter that trash.
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😂😂 na me be this, mechanic say make I still Dey drive an till the noise gets worse. 😂 what if it’s too late by then
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Replying to @Marapolsa
But lowkey tho this is a great application/cv, 1. she identified a need in his “company” (because she had done her research) 2. Explained why and how she would be a great fit for the role. 3. Hammered on how she’s very willing to serve. 4. And Confidence through it all
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And even if she did? It’s her choice please.
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She’s so pretty
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Lol she was recording to paint a bad picture of him, obviously she’d be calm to potray that exact image you have in your mind that made you say this. Everything is perception. U’ve only seen one side to this, no need to quickly judge
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Probably because they dont want to get caught helping and probably get punished for someone who lowkey isn’t worth it to them? Yup, im pretty sure its that and not first position
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And he also said she was no longer considered as a customer that means she was barred. As much as i get the whole customer relationship thing, we are all humans before any other thing. Every reaction has an action, that’s where we strt reasoning from.
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Lmfao clearly u don’t really get it. Makes sense to just face ur own decisions and leave others to theirs tbh
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Replying to @greatomordia
Bruh the comments dey taya
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Replying to @_ELSHUAIB
Reminds me of how one company messaged me on WhatsApp about some random girl on contact list telling me to tell her to pay them and they were waiting for my feedback. Mehn straight block
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At a point I was skeptical cos like absolutely dripping in sarcasm. Wtf
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Poor people kill themselves too. No dey form rich vs poor
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What struck me was the time (5 years) it took you to go from that (2012) to (2017), means the more time/practice you put into something, you get better. No matter what it is. Really cool paintings btw.🖤🖤
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Tell your parents and grandparents not to use tribalism to vote.
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Entitled people, period.
i can’t stand entitled men 😳
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Replying to @iamLoganB_
Lmaaooo loved this episode
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But lowkey, she was way ahead of her time with this. It’s only just beginning to resonate with me
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Replying to @oromi_dayo
As it should be. 🙏🏽
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Lol I remember how nairaland exposed glory osei
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Hello beautiful people, we ALL know how stressful this country is currently 😩. Book a session today let’s help you relieve and ease the stress and tension that comes with braving Lagos madness daily. (At least till you japa 🌚) IG: headtotoe_massages
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If u hv a problem with immigrants is violence and murder the next sensible step? Killing people who did nothing? Tell your government to ban Nigerians so u can eat your country. Until then you shouldn’t feel ENTITLED to taking another person’s life:
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Errrr. No, it’s not the same vibe ma’am
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Arrant nonsense
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Need to start taking more pictures
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Packed up waiting for 5. 🐒🥺
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I try not to get too close to a lot of people anymore, cos it really doesn’t allow me to be a better person to an extent. I don’t want to know your details yh, lemme just be good to you as my heart dictates at the moment and move ahead. And if you move mad I move mad.
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Those rocks/hills call to me so strongly. I love nature lowkey
Idanre Town, Ondo ✨
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Replying to @lifeofarchy
See there was this Jamil yoghurt ice-cream then and they’d cut it in half when we had to share cos money no reach for two. I miss that Jamil yoghurt
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Replying to @9bills
Voiceeeeee = "legs open" 🤸🤸🤸😍😍😍😍👅👅👅💗💗💗
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Omgggg it’s probably him, that pinnock side. Saw him too, everyone was just onlooking
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Replying to @Akanke_Tanso
Lmao it os because they are evil and wicked and demonic. Thats why basic simple things like this they wont do.
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You would know now, referee. Just open mouth chochocho
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Now you see all along that “your vote doesnt count” has been a huge lie all along? U see it? Dont even let anyone tell u this lie. If your vote doesn’t count then why all these lies and violence to make sure PU are nullified?
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I think about Japa and i cry so much cos im clearly in an abusive relationship with my country
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Lmaaaoo??? Y would u sell drugs to your family if you were a drug dealer? Lool
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Abeg it is time to leave. This life is pointless, i will not have a child to coem and continue this useless struggle for nothing? No dear, stay in heaven and be praising Jesus, that’s exactly where u need to be. Existence is a curse
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🤣🤣🤣 it’s funny to me cos people always be like girls like to bill and 2k girls and all that talk when we also have 2k boys. Lmao it’s genderless pls.
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So the right choice is the money then? Whats even the guarantee that when you show up you get the deal? So u rush for the deal and cant concentrate enough to give your best cos your mind is on the death of your friend? A human life will always be worth more than money.
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For once in my life I wish not to spend crossover night in church. Tired of the dramatics. Id like fireworks and wine, safe at home or somewhere relatively safe and enjoyable
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Still it’s not enough to pass judgment. Everyone has an off day sometimes and yes he shouldn’t have done all that but i want to know what she did. Let’s even understand from her POV how irrational his response was. Cos i feel that’s alot of energy and people just don’t go mad
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Lol so she cannot be one of the very few?
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Pls don’t call me dear on first interaction (except you’re an old person), I’m not your dear.
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😂😂😂 police what? Im coming to school with clippers cos Baileys going bald righy in the center of her head, and anyone else who comes close may lose an eyebrow. I 👏🏽 beat👏🏽kids👏🏽
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Going to my sister’s house for the first time tomorrow, should I carry a big bag or a bigger bag for this arm robbery operation?
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Replying to @ulxma
Disgusting
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Replying to @yusumail @ebelee_
Sorry but tbh there are so many better ways he could have handled it. why should he even throw her property for whatever reason?
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Relationships are a whole lot of responsibility, we delude ourselves thinking the public displays are all its about. Your partner should be an extension of you and as such their wellbeing: a concern of yours. It's sometimes too much work, I just want to be a butterfly for now.
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Replying to @SubDeliveryZone
If u decide to work with this person again it shouldn’t be on a partnership level. It should be sort of a “contract arrangement” , he only needs to know what is important for him to do his part of the work and you agree on how much he gets paid from the start.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰😍
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The way i fleeted this house, one of us must die
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I dislike when parents come at you with the emotional blackmail “after everything ive done for you!” As much as I understand & appreciate the sacrifices, you WANTED a child. That was a PERSONAL want, caring for and raising your child is a responsibility that comes with that want
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Replying to @BOGbadams
Have they started? Can i tune in now?
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Calm 🌊
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Replying to @Kizaro47 @MrOdanz
Like, abeg o
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😂😂😂😂🌚🌚🌚 pls now
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Uughh i love dreads,
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I want to cuddle and talk plenty rubbish
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Replying to @With_luv_tracy
Canadian lizz
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Can I just get these cheeks clapped by an expert?
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😂😂😂😂
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Like I don’t want to dislike/be biased to a person cos of some details I know about you or some opinions they hold especially when they(the people) aren’t exactly important in my life. You start knowing people’s details and start getting polarized(naturally) in your head.
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Nigeria will not change, we all seem to, in a sick way, enjoy it like this. It’s broken but it still works, the Nigerian dream is to hold the power and money to make the broken thing work for oneself. Not a collective change, no. We endure/enjoy it somehow, waiting for our turn
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Please no, I don’t care to know your life history cos you’re my neighbor; but I would like to greet you with a smile and like Once in a while bring you party food (provided you’re reciprocating at the same level of tight acquaintanceship sort level).
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See tribalism dey taya me, u dey hate person for something they cant choose? That even you yourself couldn’t have chosen? So stupid. Very much stupidity and wickedness
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