i've been feeding this guy misinformation all week and he just posts it. it's fun, you guys should try it. seems like he just posts whatever really
I have received word from a verified source at a top law firm in the US that class actions are being prepared against Binance, Gemini, Kraken, and Coinbase under the Securities Act for the sale of UST and LUNA to US customers. They are looking to file within ten weeks.
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most people think gamefi failed because it was run by scammers and morons with no experience - but what if it just failed because it tried to combine the two worst type of guys (gamer & crypto)
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i listed this like a month ago and forgot
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not long ago a fidenza was worth a million dollars because it best fit an idiot's conception of “something that might hang in a museum.” am i to believe she is somehow worth less?
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while remilia are all filing lawsuits against each other, bitboy is driving around intoxicated with a weapon to settle his disputes
and you guys shamed him for buying a milady!
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nothing worse than these tech/finance influencer types "unplugging" for mental health reasons. normies should stay offline - everyone hates a tourist
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misc @friendtech thoughts:
app is crypto autist vc wet dream, they will rapidly join and signal boost this platform app making it fairly resilient against inevitable vampire attacks
betting on the most famous person seems wrong, betting on the person who would be best at friend tech seems correct.
mid curve influencers obsessed with ft breaking into mainstream ignores what everyone actually likes about it. it’s a crypto native platform that appeals to our niche (see unibot/rollbit). some crypto adjacent celebs may join in short term (video game and tech influencer crossover low hanging fruit) but for now just be happy you have a crypto app people engage with
doesn’t have to usurp onlyfans or patreon, can exist alongside them and act as a high tier paid group for the true pay pigs
trading mechanic is trojan horse - it’s not intended to be a scalping trader platform by design. high fees are feature not bug and encourage buying & holding preferred shares as opposed to users gambling with progressively smaller ball of rotating money (selling Cobie to buy hsaka to buy banks losing 20% to fees every time). primary focus on social element over trading will ultimately mean more money is bridged to the app mid term
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if you have nft exposure that is not milady it's time to start asking yourself why. milady visibility outweighs current price by an order of magnitude. take this opportunity to rebalance
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mfers (milady's for ugly people) still hold a premium over milady. if you are holding an mfer instead of a milady i urge you to upgrade while there is still liquidity. do not squander your final opportunity to transcend
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disclaimer: if i held all my bags the first time around i'd be on a yacht instead of being forced to think about this stuff 🤷
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it really owns that people have spent the last x months saying "i'm worried about kanye he seems really sick" as he's continued to get crazier/fringe and then the natural end point is him just liking bitcoin
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mfs who lost 80% of their net worth denominating in eth still celebrating the rising eth floors of their favorite nft collections 👍👍👍
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your nft doesn't have a culture - it's just an assemblage of (euphoric/despondent) !floor typers and some tacky memes. if you don't understand how remilia is different you can't be helped
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greetings, i have acquired a controlling share in 8892 friend.tech stock and risen to a top 10 valuation [complete interest not pictured]. going forward i commit to doing whatever wonky incentives sisyphus does, only i'll do it slightly better
Will also give sybil wallet airdrop to my shareholders proportionally if shareholder count exceeds 300
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tip for everyone who didn't sell this time around: work on developing an extremely antagonistic relationship towards crypto and the people who like it. taking profit is so easy when you think it's all a scam and everyone who's bullish is a mark
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do they not understand you can trade the jpegs for money? do they look at this market and think there's not enough risk? why make a long term bet on eth instead of outperforming through jpeg speculation? these people are too dumb to be helped - thank god there are so many of them
mfs who lost 80% of their net worth denominating in eth still celebrating the rising eth floors of their favorite nft collections 👍👍👍
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the best time to dump all your shitty nft's for milady's was during mint. the second best time is now
mfers (milady's for ugly people) still hold a premium over milady. if you are holding an mfer instead of a milady i urge you to upgrade while there is still liquidity. do not squander your final opportunity to transcend
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takeaways? jpegs still in their 2017/2018 ico phase. despite their cries for disruption, nft bros suffer from an inferiority complex and need to make it real.
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praying for all the trader wives who are about to be subjected to the stupid crypto twitter hbo show
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"why did no one check the deployer wallet before it rugged?"
if you knew you would have bought even more
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the painful part about this is that all the influencers who got in seed round were able to short hedge their vested tokens while collecting their 7 figure staking rewards - but don't worry it's web3 and wagmi!
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this has been pushed to extremes with azuki, where having one ex-facebook engineer and one ex-blizzard artist is enough to generate a zillion dollar brand overnight.
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if you purchased any of these punks on march 11th and sell now to sweep the milady floor i will personally gift you one milady. i just want to help before it's too late 😟
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have a lot of respect for whoever forced the azuki guy to expose himself as a serial nft rugger on a day where crypto went -50%
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remilia was the first legitimate stress test for the punk thesis and it buckled. at this point, the idea that value will accrue to punks as the ur nft or that the punk floor price is a relevant indicator of nft market health is laughable to everyone but the dumbest bag holders
one satisfying thing about the milady takeover is how badly it exposed the crypto punk bull case.
since minting out, milady has increasingly siphoned mindshare from punks despite being a fraction of their price (and the immense amt of capital invested in propping up that market)
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this guy was losing millions of dollars gambling with treasury money while tweeting this shit at me @0xfanfaron
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is the fundamental xmon bull case that the devs are in a gc with a lot of influencers? isn't it basically a clunkier nftx with less liquidity right now
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if you guys were retarded enough to fall for this you deserve to forfeit all your airdrop fantasy points
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narratives largely flimsy and will be forgotten about with the next trend, follow the money and try to stay ahead of the curve. if you’re rich you have the luxury to buy what you like, if you’re poor sell quickly or don’t buy at all.
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this is not a bit. this is financial advice. if everything goes to 0 your "blue chip nft" will be worthless anyway. the upside of owning a milady is infinite. whatever nft you currently own is a worse milady
if you have nft exposure that is not milady it's time to start asking yourself why. milady visibility outweighs current price by an order of magnitude. take this opportunity to rebalance
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Time to re-visit. I was wrong, it was early. Luckily, I wanted to make money more than I wanted to be right [though I would have preferred to do both].
I’ve been ignoring some DM’s asking how I’ve traded the market, so I thought I’d go into my thought process getting here.
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if you're unhappy with your points you could always buy my key and get access to some of mine 🤠
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new hayes just dropped! blog.bitmex.com/ether-a-doub…
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i think a certain group of friend.tech users is beginning to understand what's happening though most will continue to ignore. even ignoring any point sharing system any semi-active member of my chat earned a few thousand points for themselves, most likely covering the entirety of the key
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these have all been outperformed by projects with professional teams & real world credibility. this rally lead by the soulless “corporate memphis” stylings of doodles and world of women - both of cycle 1.0 projects that make little effort to hide their trad tech/marketing roots
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ct was once desperate to embrace any shred of legitimacy from the finance or trading world in 2017 (see bewildering exaltation of conmen like bollinger and brandt), and now jpeg traders are happy to do the same.
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finding the needle in a haystack is a much harder thing to do than unloading into mania. good luck
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if you own a floor punk you can still sell it to purchase 35 milady's (ignoring slippage). it's more obvious now than ever. think harder about your nft exposure and how you allocate your funds
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i've seen this image posted for a year and just realized it's a hand holding a sea urchin, not some weird openai generation of sam
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from what i gather there is still enough liquidity to sell your punk to sweep milady's - but for how long?
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i love that y00t's whole schtick is posting a bunch of footage where their art guy shakes his head and deletes a jpeg but then they still look like that
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there is however a certain amount of inherent value in being able to call hal press a retard in a chat room where he can't ban you
"alpha calls/market thoughts" seems like the dumbest possible value prop for friend.tech. mostly grifters & aggregators eat their lunch. even the useful information will be fumbled by the types of traders who seek out paid groups (all of whom will inevitably capitulate their share after a string of losers)
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one satisfying thing about the milady takeover is how badly it exposed the crypto punk bull case.
since minting out, milady has increasingly siphoned mindshare from punks despite being a fraction of their price (and the immense amt of capital invested in propping up that market)
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defi $ re-entering the jpeg casino. they want your waifu's this time, not your art blonks. rapid narrative cycling sometimes bearish ("womyn" projects > waifu > ???) but strength of punk/bayc floor means more money to go around so maybe everyone rly is getting hilariously rich
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it's natural that having been burned by scrappier projects with niche appeal, degens would flee to quality (though their favorite influencers assured them they were buying quality last time around too), unfortunately that quality usually amounts to an omisego partnership with mcd
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thought experiment: every 365 days some silicon valley guy launches an nft that goes to [redacted] floor but you're too busy chasing pudgy penguins and reading gainzy tweets to notice
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i think you'd have to pay me 6 figures to be in the same room as this guy
honestly the best feeling when you meet a supposedly random person at an irl event and they say “IT’S ME, [web3 username]” and your eyes widen and you scream NO WAY and you hug and jump up and down and up and down. no feeling like it
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mfs keeping "trading journals" like they are fighting in a war. how about a post-it note on your monitor that says "hit the sell button"
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certain influencers have claimed that my friend.tech is more valuable than theirs because i “bought my own keys” (is this even possible to do?? seems made up) but the reason real reason is their followers listened to their calls and no longer have any money to buy with
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last time around sleeker brand projects were eschewed for more community focused jpeg. the pumps of meme collections (toadz, cdb, pudgy penguin) and the alleged culturally significant “blue chips” (punks, art blocks, deafbeef) were organic campaigns founded by crypto natives.
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too ugly? just mint, it will pump
bad distro? just mint, it will pump
botched launch? just mint, it will pump
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the real metaverse is 50 mentally ill neet's on irc. glad my fallen comrades never had to experience the sanitized web3 rebrand.
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idk if it's more degrading for the serial scammers who are behind the pump and dump on this or their twitter exit liquidity. some of you guys are cool, don't go on nftx tomorrow
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now that the market is catching on to the reality that pfps are a scam they can finally buy my unsellable european fine art nfts
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white hearts
first cum based nft ✅
first nft to have an executable game that steals all your apes ✅
first nft to hit .2 eth floor ✅✅✅
White Hearts honorary collection is pretty impressive
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in the coming days/weeks/months you may find yourself wondering where looksrare failed, but it's actually a massive success! primary function of all shitcoin is to enrich founders, if you get some scraps it's a happy accident 😅
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nft's do actually solve some problems in the art world, and it'll be an easier sell to get people to migrate over to them than it was to sell btc as store of value (especially after it's inevitable rebrand from nft to art 3.0)
cryptopunks/art blocks have no part in thesis
there will probably be lots of opportunities to buy fine artist genesis nft work for cheap because the crypto nerds don't get it and the actual rich people can't be bothered to deal with it yet.
makes way more sense as a long term bet on nft's than any crypto native "blue chip"
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