more of a Threads user these days but I mean it’s cool here too sometimes I guess 😂
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It was some years ago. I was in the movies watching Cars 2 and smelled someone eating beans. I looked down and there she was
I guess she didn’t like my outburst, even though everyone laughed at it
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I legitimately think he could be a top three Joker if given the chance
"Wait until they see me do it."
Lakeith Stanfield is very interested in playing the Joker: bit.ly/2S6Efj2
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Everyone: R Kelly did it
R Kelly: I did it
Facebook aunties: It’s them fast ass girls fault!
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He should’ve just made it clear this was a “don’t be that guy” kinda video cause ain’t nothing inaccurate here at all
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The last three dollars in my bank account that survived the weekend nitter.app/cherrywineIouis/status…
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Smitty
6ix9ine: I’m on Mars now come find me
Chief Keef: *posts video in a space suit, stepping foot on Mars* “Post up clown nigga”
6ix9ine: HaHA! I’m actually in Beijing!
Lil Reese: So am I
6ix9ine: *goes quiet for 13 hours*
6ix9ine: Back in NY, bitch niggas ain’t with it
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This man really introduced himself, showed off the product, AND did the entire rolling process in under a minute.
He needs to start doing tutorials for EVERYTHING
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There’s literally not a single instance where rape is warranted. Even when girls WANT it done for their own sexual thrill, it’s a consensual kinda forced sex.
We ain’t blaming victims out here man
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Bruh you in the club. Who cares if she rejects you it’s like 80 more women in there, just turn around and talk to somebody else
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I went to one of these and walked in a smaller room like “goddamn everybody IN here musty” and nobody heard me
So you might be onto something
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summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹
Can’t even be mad at this point.
It’s clear this is just his lifestyle and not something he decided to do in a quick attempt for attention.
At this point I wish the absolute best for him. I just hope to never see him again.
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Best part about it?
It’s them same women that’ll go “ooooh you just a baby” when they meet a dude under 21
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Me: *wears a brand new outfit to school*
My crush: *is absent*
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Michael: Alright so everyone who’s not getting the vaccine, can I get a show of hands? Kevin, why aren’t you getting yours?
Kevin: Well, *I* heard there’s a microchip inside it.
Oscar: Why would they do that when we already have social security numbers??
Creed: Not all of us
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They just wanna be in an environment that lets them say the N word and destroy other folks property
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I got into a car accident and they still asked if I was coming to work
At that moment I realized the REAL accident was getting employed there
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somewhere in there it’s a nigga off four shots of Casamigos lurking deep off in the corner
he’s laughing just like everybody else is, cause haha that’s crazy right? she wild right?
but soon as that crowd disperses…
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Cardi B and Offset went from being broken up to being engaged in like a week lmao hood romance is something special
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Honestly, even though I was initially for the Joker, I’d be 100% more down for the Riddler. He already doesn’t get enough love as it is
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What accent did y’all read his comments in?
I was thinking the Canadian-Caribbean one where he sprinkles the word ting everywhere like it’s parsley
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Kevin Hart: I'm donating $25k to Houston
People: That's it? Smh he's so cheap
Also people: Hopefully this retweeted prayer helps them out
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Long distance relationships are amazing for starting your romance off
It forces you communicate, takes sex out of the equation (meaning it can’t sway your opinion on them), and helps establish trust early on.
…just have a plan ready for when it’s supposed to stop being that
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Literally never seen a girl wear a hijab and look less than drop dead gorgeous, idk what the hell they be doing honestly
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AND BEFORE YALL THINK TO DRAW A PICTURE OF NIPSEY WITH X AND LIL PEEP, PLEASE RECONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS
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I heard a rumor they were gonna let Shuri take the throne anyways in the next movie.
I just really, really hope they don’t do what they did with Terrence Howard.
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Nicki Minaj vs Taylor Swift
Lil Wayne vs Birdman
Tyga vs Life
Drake vs Meek Mill
Might as well call it #YMCMBeef
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Because they suck at being in relationships. But they want sex.
So this allows them to dodge accountability for their lack of effort/affection/attention, but still manage to get laid in the process.
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Nahhh he was pushing fentanyl, he was part of the problem.
Preciate all the hits tho, see ya in 17-38 years
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Bryson Tiller was a soundcloud artist this time last year
So was Desiigner.
Don't let people discourage you is all I'm saying.
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DB Extremist (Sparking Zero Training Arc)
How the hell did that rumor even start first off, and second, how did EVERYONE hear it? 💀💀
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Another thing, if she normally doesn’t want you while sober but starts coming onto you after she’s been drinking, please just curve her.
Don’t be that guy.
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It absolutely should’ve been, but that’s the problem with controversy going viral. Now folks that haven’t seen a single skit of his are calling him tone deaf and in bad taste, missing the point of it being satire entirely.
It’s like they’ve never seen an episode of Boondocks lol
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To everyone getting confused:
She’s not calling the guy involved in the fight an abuser, she’s calling everyone happy to see a dude beating a girl up an abuser
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putting a condom on it means she knew it was a bad idea and still went ahead and did it
and the person recording is a horrible friend
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Fat blunts are REALLY fun until you realize you just smoked $16 worth of weed in 7 minutes
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Man all babies really do kinda look like John Legend huh
Definitely stealing this idea in the future though
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They don’t understand but I get exactly what you saying
Seven days is only seven days, but a week is also seven nights, that’s really half the time.
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