I got laid off from Twitter this morning with no notice. I was the lead software engineer responsible for the feature where you catch a glimpse of a tweet and then the timeline refreshes
Me: I don't have my ftx trade data because they shut down.
IRS: We do.
Me: Can I see it?
IRS: No.
Me: Can I at least deduct some of the money they stole?
IRS: Also no.