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"women are allowed to respond when there is danger in ways other than crying" is iconic
New gay icon just dropped
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coming out to ur childhood friends is rly funny bc like ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i have no words
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i know this is like insane but i started taking fish oil pills the day after i tweeted this and it literally cured my mood disorder
ive been craving fish so badly lately i just fantasize about eating an entire unskinned fish whole, like i was a big pelican with a giant gullet for eating whole fish
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this theatre kid shit is so lame man just punch him
I've never seen Ben Shapiro this speechless before
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my boyfriend is in the bathroom so im playing w the ram stick he said not to touch, it feels really good to bend!! new stim toy unlock?
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chat is this rizz (shes 41)
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local szechuan place calls this "crazy peanuts " and its just peanuts doused in chili oil and sugar and theyre the most addictive thing ive evwr had in my life
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a weird take i've kind of been tumbling over the gravel in my head is that, to an extent, progressivism has made the world less diverse and less interesting. it feels like we used to celebrate other cultures and civilizations more, but this got labelled as exoticism and now-
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is it normal in het relationships for men to just sit at the table like little children and wait for their plate??
Is your partner getting a bit too intense when serving food? ๐Ÿคฃ Let our bot help you share the hilarious moments! foodantics!
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this is a really really good example of spending a ton of money and not knowing how to put that shit on
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*guy being normal and smiling* wow look how uncomfortable he is
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the duality of dm requests following this post ๐Ÿ˜ญ "you look like a beautiful schizophrenic incestuous math prodigy" "do you sell nsfw"
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they shoulda never let me get a calligraphy pen
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Replying to @Quaker_Opes
i dont understand why these ppl are so obsessed w reproduction
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will everyone be mad at me if i say that transphobia seems to be a largely online phenomenon, i interact with mostly c*s people irl and i've never really had like a bad experiemce due to being trans
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people are a little too careful and hesitant to talk about cultures "they can't speak to". yknow world music used to be a mainstream genre, games had levels in all these different countries, travel TV was incredibly popular. the world felt diverse and connected at once.
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baldurs gate 3 had marvel movie slop levels of writing and yall ate it up
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i re-added the trans flag to my bio bc i think its important not to hide if i don't have to
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this is how it feels to show up at a party and u don't know anybody
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sorry its the first time in my life ive been allowed to take up space im not sure how it works yet
hoe if you do not take up space in the lives of those who offer it freely your soul will never know anything but the bondage of shame
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Replying to @DollPariah
u still got doll in ur name and for what
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the halcyon y2k days where we were really trying to picture the future seemed uhh idk diverse in a way that it doesnt any more. we seek to homogenize and treat everyone exactly the same and this isn't always the most positive thing it seems. idk. in order to appeal to everyone
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there can be no womenswear girl because all of the rules are the same. i can teach you how to wear a dress but you will still be following traditional fashion rules about balance, length, color and pattern coordination, material composition, silhouette, context. and have fun :)
i want the menswear guy to transition, not just because it would be funny but because he makes fashion seem so approachable and i need that for Me
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i bought knee-high leather combat boots and i reeeeally underestimated how uhh.... horny? they were going to be? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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and make everyone feel seen and heard and safe, we just end up with this very bleh grey cultural landscape. nothing hurts and nothing delights.
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someone said the yellow part was rly good but i had to get his special scissors from the garage to get it off. i feel like such a llittle engineer! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Replying to @awawawhoami
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u have to be so mentally ill in multiple ways to even conceive of this chart and then another order more fucked up to actually create and post it
don't hate but this has been my general experience living in new york and it's frankly been absolutely fascinating
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i hav to admit 3m views without getting transvestigated even once (though 2 commenters called me jewish??) has been a rly big ego boost
my boyfriend is in the bathroom so im playing w the ram stick he said not to touch, it feels really good to bend!! new stim toy unlock?
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as a postscript i want to add that i actually dont think this is "capitalisms fault", capitalism is extremely adaptable. capital follows culture, not the other way around. the capitalist effects of producing more greygoo products and marketing are downstream of cultural change
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i would never wish prison on a trans woman but also like-... we gotta do something about her idk idk what the solution is but she has to stop, maybe just ban her from social media by legal order
Everyoneโ€™s favorite trans woman Lilly Contino is under investigation by Floridaโ€™s Attorney General for filming in womenโ€™s bathrooms at Disney. Contino faces 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine if convicted.
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Replying to @ecto_fun
the way the ball bounces off the camera is crazy wtf
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lot of frustration at my belt post. my advice is really simple skinny brown dress belt, gold buckle wider black casual belt, silver buckle this will cover 90% of your outfits
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in retrospect, that Google engineer who got fired for "leaking" that they had achieved agi superintelligence was likely Patient Zero for AI Psychosis
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no waist no hips girl the high rise skinnies are nawwttttttt for you
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trans girls are unaware of the massive debuff from wearing this item in the belt slot
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Replying to @_SereneNecrosis
oh.
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ok theres literally no other reason for this to exist, right? like, i-...
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Replying to @captgouda24
you understand you don't have to come to the defense for like everything right
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wow a hit tweet u should buy a womans art or commission her for gay ass calligraphy
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Replying to @Browningtons_
yea but then theyll b a smash player :/
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flirting w girls on twitter and they drop that they live in middle of nowhere america
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i like when my stomach touches your stomach i like when my back touches your back i like when we are asleep together i like that i forget which body is mine i like tangling my life in knots with you i like to think i won't cut this loose
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i love getting a new follower checking their account and immediately removing them as a follower :)
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got this dm and i wrote a whole annoying response but i will just say 2 things here there is a cop in your brain that you need to kill youre not superior to young trans women "working at mcdonalds" bc you transitioned late-20s and thus have a 140k/yr job in rural US
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i dont say this to erase anyones experiences (of which there are many, and horrendously severe) but rather to encourage a little less fear and courage in living your life as an out person. there is far from zero danger, but we shouldnt live in a constant anxiety either
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so youre telling me theres TWO elon musks out there in the world?? this is the worst possible outcome
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Replying to @PREYC0DED
its a plain black leather belt
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idea: u and ur new girlfriend realize "oh fuck we're both bottoms" and are about to break up. suddenly, wait-- alaska appears with a solution, you don't have to break up! just open your relationship to a triangle and put me at the top, ill keep u together :) ๐Ÿ™‚+ yeah!
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i started doing this and it actually works lol surprise
i think i have to get more aggressive because i am tired of treating my social life so passively and just waiting for things to happen. waiting for someone to ask if i wanna hang out, waiting for someone to flirt, waiting for someone to tell me what they want. never comes.
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barista stumbled over her words giving me my coffee and stammered out "i like your boots by the way!!" as i was already omw out the door, my aura outrageous
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the tolerant left when u have an intersectional identity
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Replying to @_despairagus
iron, baby. iron supplements. like yesterday
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Replying to @politicsandwhch
anarchist in bio btw
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Replying to @UncleDingler
u gotta keep ur fish levels up
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i dont know what to do with this information but here it is
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i think just fundamentally if you've ever gone skiing like we can't get along, we're too different of human beings
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Replying to @sidhe_her
i'm probably going to keep trying regardless. the problem is that womenswear is so much less rules-oriented than the sartorial style that @dieworkwear takes aim at. especially true for trans women specifically who very often self-select for less traditional style.
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its like breathing air to me
Replying to @smaller_kitty
i aint never seen 1 twitter transgender with a fire fit
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Replying to @niggachandesu
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Replying to @ComradeRosalie
look i wouldnt have brought it up but that was how she led the match lmao
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Replying to @woodstockSSB
its actually crazy how ppl just dont listen to trans women like actually and especially cishet lib types lmao
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while i have a hit tweet will u guys tell me if u like my poem
i like when my stomach touches your stomach i like when my back touches your back i like when we are asleep together i like that i forget which body is mine i like tangling my life in knots with you i like to think i won't cut this loose
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i cant explain it but this is how sending and receiving e-mail feels
ใšใฃใจใƒขใƒณใ‚ดใƒซใฎ็Šฌใฎใ“ใจ่€ƒใˆใฆใ—ใพใ† ๅนณใŸใ„ใƒผใฌโ€ฆ ๆ„›ใŠใ—ใใพใฃใ™ใใƒ•ใ‚ฉใƒซใƒ โ€ฆ ็Šฌ็จฎใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‹ๆœ‰่ญ˜่€…ใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ‹๏ผŸ๏ผŸ๏ผŸ #ใ‚ใตใพใŠใƒขใƒณใ‚ดใƒซ
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i try so hard to be perfect, i'm not a machine 18x24, acrylic on canvas
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girl who just taught her first ever guest lecture spot at columbia, what a blessing!!
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hi um do u think she wants me
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Replying to @Quaker_Opes
i mean i KNOW but i dont get it like who gives a shit... how can this possibly matter to you
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Replying to @LinkofSunshine
bro rly kept pedalling
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ive been craving fish so badly lately i just fantasize about eating an entire unskinned fish whole, like i was a big pelican with a giant gullet for eating whole fish
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if yr reading this i need a job im very qualified and impressive
need job resume --- history: usmc e5, intel dli - korean language art gallery 3x crypto startup columbia u - poetry ba ai startup skills: posting systems thinking joie de vivre cursor (solidity python css) eye candy public speaking graphic design --- dm for details and refs
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Replying to @poisonjr
Trans Sexual Assaulter agency
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where did i say that babe
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this vetements bomber (same one kanye wore on infowars infamous defcon appearances btw) is like 4.5k
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Replying to @portesdi
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my phone has not been off silent in like 10 years in anticipation of this exact kind of moment
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Replying to @VinylComets
sweetheart theyre gonna label trans people like that no matter what
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1 year tranniversary today wow ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน it really feels like a lifetime away somehow, every day has been so much more saturated since. and ty twitter friends for giving me community this year as well bc idk how i wouldve done it otherwise โค๏ธ then -> now
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this is what baudrillard was talking about
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What was the "slimecident" at your glink jurmop school?
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Replying to @RaccoonATX
can i be honest, i did type "theyre like crack" and then i had to backspace it and write something else
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this is your brain on twitter likes
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once you realize that u are inherently and inescapably evil it becomes a lot easier to be good
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a lot of people asking "have you ever even played d&d", the answer is yes! as a rebuttal i would like to ask if any of you have played baldurs gate 2 or icewind dale?
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mom/daughter stocks are down, you need to be investing in little sister/big sister funds NOW
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Replying to @burntfishie
she hearted both messages but has yet to respond sooooo hmm
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Replying to @limechipfiend
running TOWARDS older women who type in lowercase
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i think being in a harem would be kind of fun like u get to have a lot of little girlfriends and a big girlfriend
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final painting of 2024 empyrean overdrive 12x12 acrylic on wood panel
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Replying to @StreetFashion01
the baby block chain is insane ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i annoy all my tgirl followers by posting tech and i annoy all my tech followers by tgirl posting. everything in balance, all in harmony, this is the Zen Zone
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Replying to @notsofiacoppola
cant imagine ben pressing charges and admitting he got fucked up by a trans man
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theres an egg getting painted somewhere out there tonight and its got nothing to do with easter
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Replying to @TheGoonWolf
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Replying to @mousepuppyy
yes!!! satisfy your craving it's probably a deficiency lol
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my face card crazy here oml no makeup first thing in the morning
Can you seriously not tell what gender this is? Or was born as I guess lol.
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yea, so-
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bitches like this never post selfies #noticing #thenoticer #monitoringthesituation
remember to never let the brick gestapo silence you from speaking the truth!! transsexuals will reclaim our spaces from the invasive fetishists who have sought to erase our existence & our language โ€” trying to get us to go by โ€œtransgendersโ€โ€” while imposing a bizarre freak degenerate sex-pest communist subculture onto us the silent majority stands with cuntiana. together we will make transsexuals hot, rich, skinny, & successful again!! ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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