directionally correct always | unqualified to pontificate | king of the low roll | your favorite midwits favorite midwit | ex scale ai | swva
San Francisco, CA
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jmu football fans are even worse than uva ones at least uva football fans acknowledge that their team kinda stinks jmu fans think their team gonna shutout bama or something lmao
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hello fellow #LUNAtics, here’s another thread about @nebula_protocol and the extreme composability / flexibility it offers 👀 🧵👇 I’ll be going over several of the components within each cluster that makes them tick 🎆 $LUNA $NEB
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generative ai hackathon at @scale_ai absolutely went off today, the hacks were insanely based - SF IS BACK BABY 🔙🔛🔝❗️ shoutouts to all the hackers 🔥
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I hereby declare that thic with 10 c’s (thicccccccccc) can be abbreviated to thiq
example sentence: girl you thiqqer than a bowl of oatmeal
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"What's your name?"
"Tiger Sun"
"Wow Tiger like the tiger and Sun like the sun?"
"No Tiger like a lion and Sun like the moon, headass" nitter.app/avacharding/status/884…
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your mcm thinks democrats supported the confederacy and segregation in general from the pre civil war era up until the turn of the 20th century without acknowledging the switching of party platforms that came as a consequence of william jennings bryans populist platform 😤😤😤
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cults at Stanford:
-science fair winners (intel, google etc)
-red nike athlete backpack kids
-abgs
-kids who have time to go to berkeley/sf every weekend
-icsg’s (international computer science gods)
-SPOT
-coop residents
-frosh council
-start up kids
-dance/acappela groups nitter.app/jfurr99/status/1015049…
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me in bburg: man this place small af ain’t nothing to do, also students are annoying esp when driving
me anywhere else: MICHELLE OBAMA spoke here once, I’ve HIKED THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL before I could WALK, VT FOOTBALL is my LIFE, I’ve BANGED a HOKIE BIRD multiple times
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hello fellow degens 👋
enjoyed reading the roadmap, especially the part about ETP’s 😃 — Balancer v2 is a super sick protocol but i think using @nebula_protocol clusters for composites might be able to make life a little easier, here’s why 👇 $LUNA $UST $NEB
📣 ATTN ALL APES 🐵
Our updated roadmap is now LIVE! 🟢 And we have a lot coming in the next 4 months. Highlights include:
✔️ New Stonks
✔️ The Macro Hedge ETP
✔️ Mobile App
Buy $WSB today so you can vote ahead!
👉 wsbdapp.medium.com/wsbdapp-s…
#WSB #wallstreetbets #DeFi #crypto
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just turned in my laptop at @scale_AI after a grind-y, but fulfilling two years 😭
met some of my closest friends here and grateful I got to work on challenging problems with brilliant people (who knew running a labeling queue was so hard???)
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shoutouts to the TSA for making me empty my entire, carefully packed carryon at security and having me spend 25 minutes tryna stuff everything back in!!! the pinnacle of our nations security over here thank god they felt the need to check these cheezits!!!
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it has been re-brought to my attention that I was quoted in the #6 book on obama’s reading list (“how to do nothing: resisting the attention economy” by jenny odell)— therefore obama has seen my name and it resides somewhere in his memory 😳😳🤩
As we wind down 2019, I wanted to share with you my annual list of favorites that made the last year a little brighter. We’ll start with books today — movies and music coming soon. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.
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what’s the most based part about the rippling vs deel saga is that @parkerconrad saw customers churning to deel and thought to themselves “there’s no way these bozos are beating us without cheating” and then went ahead and proved deel is cheating
chad level confidence in product
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I remember in middle school we had to ride buses with high schoolers and one day a loud white senior plopped next to me. later came my stop and I was like “hi can I get off” and he yelled “SHIT I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE HERE WTF” and that’s sorta US history in a nutshell
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dude in math class asked “hey did you drop this eraser” and I said “nope but I’ll take it” and he said “cool it’s all yours” turns out this guy was tom hanks’ son
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ok i didn't make this!!!! (a friend did!) but I feel obligated to share this with twitter bc it's so good #snapsawitfirst #SNACK
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saw my stanford engr103 prof posted this on fb and thought it was kinda funny that just this single class is ranked 23 in total medal count for the olympics (competing against entire countries)
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HAHAHAHAH okay who deadass put me under "notable alumni" on BHS' Wikipedia page I love you so much 💙💛
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will be staffing @scale_AI’s generative AI hackathon this Saturday, lmk if you’re there — would love to meet and hear about what you’re working on! 🫶🫶🫡
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hi I'm Brian from Best Buy and I'm here to fix your laptop then help fix your life/relationship problems bc I'm a good friend #wholesomememe
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cognition acquiring windsurf huge brain move
probably just got the IP + redistributed the cash at windsurf from GDM situation to all the employees
could've been effectively free / at a huge discount to get the IP + employees
and the employees get paid
mega win/win
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most excited about busan — can’t wait to see both how well the Terra stablecoins work at scale and how the korean government sets a very important precedent for cryptocurrency 🎉🥳 $LUNA $UST
@stablekwon AMA call summed up 👇👇
- Col-5 delayed - There was a potential security issue in IBC and they wanted to be beyond sure they had everything sound around that.
- Native Terra on Coinbase q4
- Busan is real and a slow burn due to working with the government. $luna $anc
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sam altman bringing out satya nadella at devday like travis scott introducing drake at a concert
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dentist: tiger tiger
me: yes doctor???
dentist: flossing teeth?
me: yes doctor!
dentist: telling lies?
me: no doctor!!!
dentist: open your mouth!
me (through my bleeding af gums): ha ha fuck
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when ur mom reads ur laurel chain speech and asks "what does 'gotta blast' mean and why's it used in your essay so many times??"
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not wearing any green today so go right ahead and pinch off the blood flow in my carotid artery please
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I deleted fb and snap for my new years resolution and now all I do on my phone is refresh my email and hope for spam
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lots of my friends are trying to get into crypto asap and are stressing over which assets to add and how much of each to invest in…
could be nice to add a basic “We’re All GMI — Everyone Eats” cluster for our crypto newcomers on @nebula_protocol sometime down the line 👀
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LADIES imagine this,
its 15 years from now. your son has perfected the white tshirt and jeans look. he keeps trying to start a trend where everyone walks by kicking upwards. his friends tell him to stop. "zach stop you'll get in trouble" you see him arrested on the evening news.
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twitter: a place where pretentious ass history majors *attempt* to bash on the people who actually gonna be feeding them in the future in an attempt to be an Edgy Teen™️ idk why she got a chicken bone in her twitter name wow I’m riled (also her “responses” were trash af 🚮🚮)
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I’m at a hotel breakfast and I’m tryna boost but the lady keeps refilling my orange juice but she’s so sweet and I feel obligated to drink it all but when I’m almost done she comes and refills it again I just downed 6 glasses of orange juice 🙃🙃🙃
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why tf is krusty krab v chum bucket even a format probably the worst meme of all time #bringbackdistractedboyfriend
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WHY DO PEOPLE TALK ON THE PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM IM JUST TRYNA PEE I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR SKI TRIP WITH CRAIG
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ok perplexity search is pretty cracked and >>> google for lots of use cases
how to make this my default search engine lmao
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$LUNA v2 getting a lot of unwarranted shit talk, the UX is smooth, the infra is great, and devs are amazing — why all the hate 🥺😭 the tech is all there
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yc young tangled alumni event and mistral fireside chat tonight
skipped both to code and play basketball
unclear if bullish signal
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stanford deadass threw condoms everywhere during the sex ed orientation program and I got hit by one
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ok some rando nine year old kid or something texted me thinking I was his brother and I'm SHOOK I was so confused
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after my wisdom teeth removal I was somehow coherent enough to finesse a @CookOut shake damn #theimportantthingsinlife #mindoverbody
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instagram: makes stuff unchronological and adds dumb features
social media users: MAKE INSTAGRAM CHRONOLOGICAL THIS IS STUPID WHAT ARE ALL THESE DUMB FEATURES
snapchat: hold my beer
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alcohol sux — feel so much more productive / awake every day since I stopped regularly binge drinking weekends
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> be me
> dumbass math major, can’t pass a resume screen
> play a lot of survivio
> scar/spas goat combo
> hear of “ali partovi” at treehacks
> 6m later apply to neo
> get in, do startup connect
> scale ai chat pog
> “oh shit u play surviv?”
> crush interviews, get job
> 🫨🫨
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> founder (from a well known accelerator xd) [will remain unnamed bc ppl say i'm too much of a hater] posting cringe on linkedin
> swe @ scale ai
> "oh cool, lemme see what team they were on"
> bruh they were a labeler
> stolen valor???
does anyone actually backchannel anymore??
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first night in college and fell out of my bed in the middle of the night college really is wild
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is it a contrarian take to say $arfur is an interesting thought experiment + i'm excited to see how it shakes out?
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republicans: boohoo hillary should’ve gotten over losing the election she lost fair and square she sux
also republicans: roy moore, probably a pedophile, should def continue protesting the elections results bc too many poc voted against him to be legit; must’ve been fraud
🧐🧐
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for my bday im gonna make a kahoot about myself and quiz all my friends just to see who's a real one
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omg I checked my final transcript today and I didn't miss a single day of school from 2010-2016 what a nerdass pre-senior year tig was
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corollary: saunas will be the only place to take a truly personal meeting since seeing the other person in only a towel can guarantee they aren’t wearing some ai recording device pin
long saunas, whichever city has the highest density of sauna per capita wins
Prediction: The surge in undetectable call recording apps is about to drive more people back to in-person meetings and prompt more startups to move to SF.
Secret recording tools like Granola and now Notion's new feature can capture any call without a trace - Zoom, FaceTime Audio, anything. They can go under radar because they hook into your system’s audio output at the OS level, without needing direct access to your video call platforms.
As a founder, I've had my own words from private calls thrown back at me during deals. Terrifying. Think about how this affects secretive AI labs and stealthy startups. One leaked conversation could be catastrophic.
My bet? Face-to-face meetings are about to explode. And if you want the real inside scoop on what's happening in tech, you'll need to be where the conversations are happening: San Francisco.
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checked my grades and saw a “5” under one of my pass fail classes and 15 hours later I now realize that was an “S” for satisfactory 🙃🙃
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my mom: “it’s seems you’ve gotten a little chubbier since coming home”
“hmmmmm I wonder why” says my thiqass as I confidently down another chicken nugget smothered in honey mustard
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overheard at new years eve party
12 year old kid: “I’ve seen twelve new years too many”
#bigmood
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first meal back in Blacksburg home from college is @COOKOUT of course!!!!!!!!!
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a kind and inspirational message was shared with me on the worst holiday of all 🙏🙏🙏 #vaLentinesday
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a family friend asked me something in Chinese and I replied in Chinese, then they asked my parents “does he speak Chinese” ://
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okay I'm still really proud of memeifying myself on snap so here it is for all of y'all twitter kids
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instead of springing ahead one hour we should just fall back 23 hours so I don't have to lose an hour of sleep for this degeneracy
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one of the most common midwit takes that demonstrates lack of critical thinking is that being a founding eng is a scam bc u “take on the same risk + much less upside”
obv u take the founding eng role if you think the founders have some relevant secret sauce no one else has
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my mom was just like "here's a picture of something you should get get for college" and shows me a pic of fanny pack lmaoooo
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there’s a couple across from me at the library that keeps performing unwholesome actions should I yell “is this allowed”
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in grades 7 through 11 I didn't miss a single day of school because I'm a nerdass™ and school is my life
Senior year I got suspended for walking over to another classroom and say,"Whoever is knocking on the wall needs to shut the fuck up" nitter.app/juicyjay2533/status/89…
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tomorrow is @scale_AI's second generative ai hackathon and i again will be staffing! excited to see projects - i'll be wearing a white hat and roaming the main floor, come say hi!😁
tangential: couldn't fall asleep last night and came up w some (fun?) random hackathon ideas😴👇
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i feel like cursor has been regressing for me lately, excited to try this :o
Today we’re excited to launch the Windsurf Editor - the first agentic IDE, and then some 🏄
In Windsurf, we have given the AI a previously unseen combination of deep codebase understanding, powerful set of tools, and real time awareness of your in-editor actions. The result? A magical experience we call Cascade, the evolution of chat that keeps you truly in the flow state.
We essentially took the best of both copilots and agents - the collaborative nature of copilots and the ability to be independently powerful like an agent - to create the world’s first collaborative agent, which we are dubbing a “flow.”
One important note - everyone can use this today. No waitlists, no invite only, no crazy rate limits. General access, as it should be.
Check out what Cascade is able to do in the thread below.
#windsurf #cascade
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IMAGINE GOING TO JAIL FOR CORPORATE ESPIONAGE BC U SPIED ON ON A COMPETITOR PAYROLL COMPANY
SO EMBARRASSING
BRING SHAME TO YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE
spies used to be different, now they’re getting honey potted on slack
the “spy” adding an obstruction of justice charge for fun too
Rippling sued @Deel today. Our lawsuit alleges Deel cultivated a spy at Rippling & orchestrated a long-running trade-secret theft. The spy searched “deel” in our systems 23 times per day on avg, letting him spy on Deel’s own customers who were considering a switch to Rippling.
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show me the physics wowza nitter.app/girlposts/status/90275…
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