Thrilled to be included. Obviously, my manuscript is already late. So that’ll be all for now. In the meantime, @rustyrockets How to Become a Christian in 7 Days ships April 20 store.tuckercarlson.com/prod… Thank you @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork

Whatever’s wrong with this guy, and it will come out eventually, is darker than anything you can imagine

Alright. I am un-retiring.

This is not sustainable. There must be consequences for deliberate and malicious falsehoods told to millions.

So that’s five Americans he killed this month.

You killed the nice guy. So I guess you get me.

Is he shocking that dog to keep it on screen? This dude’s a fucking psycho. LA’s Department of Animal Services investigates animal cruelty and neglect. I’m calling in the morning. You should too. (888) 452-7381.

ahahahhahaha imagine being a Democrat today you guys are so utterly fucked

28 pilots have been suspended or fired so far after I made their airlines aware of gruesome remarks made about Charlie Kirk’s death. Of the big three, Delta has the biggest problem by far; United the smallest.

I am 41, and the doctor thinks I have a brain tumor. I’ve been passing out a lot lately. Monstrous headaches. My vision is unpredictably bad. I’m not hungry—and I’m always, always hungry. Tingly fingers. The works. And of course I’ve been ignoring these symptoms for months. Or is it years? “That must be a good sign,” I tell him. “Surely I’d be dead by now.” He just looks at me.   I’ve had an MRI and there’s a dark spot, black as sin, but the technician wasn’t absolutely sure, and my doctor isn’t an oncologist, although his wife is. Something is in there that shouldn’t be. Something is not right. So I’m having another one and seeing a specialist in a few days. It’s not 100%. It might not be cancer.   My gut says I will be fine. He wouldn’t have spared me from AIDS just to take me out like this. Whatever it is, I suddenly regret saying, “I’m ready to be with Jesus!” so many times over the past couple of years. God is like that. One of his favorite punishments is giving you what you asked for. The thing in my head is in the best place it could be, surgically speaking, so there’s that. And there are still a few, much less serious, things it could be, none of which will lay claim to my hair. Heavenly Father, don’t make me tour in a silk headscarf. I’ve tried it out at home in the mirror, and I don’t look tragic, or dramatic, or sympathetic. I look piratical, like a gypsy fortune teller.   People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared. But I am scared, so I am asking anyway. Instead of tweeting or texting me something celebratory, do me a favor, would you? Ask Our Lord to spirit this thing away, so I can get back to work, like I promised. I’ll keep you posted.

Erika Kirk is the best of Christianity. I might be the worst. And I’m trying to get better. But in the meantime, I will be an instrument against evil.

They killed the nice guy. Probably a tactical error.

Because we're not fighting communism, or feminism, or black people, or antifa, or trans pronouns, or China, or porn addiction, or compound interest, or Ilhan Omar. We're fighting the Devil. Our enemy is Lucifer. He has merely exerted power in the world by means of those things.

The year is 2025. You are a leftist. Everything, literally everything, you do makes things worse.

I guess I’ll be visiting.

Andrew Schweizer, a pilot for @united and @SkyWestAirlines, says he is glad Charlie Kirk is dead, because he was a “fucking Nazi,” stressing that he “chose those words deliberately.” Would you put your life in Andrew’s hands?

When Bibi says “Today Tel Aviv, tomorrow New York,” it’s not a warning. It’s a threat.

No, no. Charlie just wanted them to prioritize motherhood. I’m the one who wants women silenced.

Ashley St Clair plotted for HALF A DECADE to ensnare Elon Musk

SkyWest has been in touch to say this person is no longer an employee.

Two more pilots publicly cheering Charlie Kirk’s death, and even smearing the centrist Republican as a “Nazi”: Sydney Katherine Farruzi, who wears female clothing in the cockpit, and Seattle-based captain Teri Lyn Poulton. Is this a systemic problem with your flight crew, @Delta?

I can’t let this airline pilot thing go. Teachers, okay expected. Social workers, sure. But we can’t have pilots flying commercial aircraft with morbid, flippant views of death. So I’m vetting *every single* @delta @united @AmericanAir pilot’s social media with a volunteer team.

Look at the size of that ironing board

By closing USAID, Trump and Musk have toppled the most gigantic global terror organization in history

I feel the gravity shifting in favor of Owens and Carlson

13 kids with 8 women. He really is African American.

Why are you standing like this. faggot

Was it you?

No one cares about this crap any more. In fact it’s embarrassing.

Steve Holmes, a pilot for @AmericanAir, says he is sorry Charlie Kirk got shot “in your fat fucking face,” mocking his death as “the cost of our liberty.” Is this normal, American? Passengers will be concerned that yet another pilot of yours is so shameless, hateful and reckless.

What kind of a person electroshocks a dog into submission so she stays in the same tiny space for hours on end just so they can look like a normal relatable person with pets on an internet livestream The more you think about it, the darker it gets

They don’t want you to know this but we could literally leave the government shut down forever, it doesn’t do anything

Today you have just one job. Get 50 people fired.

Took balls to say that

“You see, if Republicans come to campus, we might try to kill them. And that’s dangerous.”

I just really like him as a human and I think this is exactly how political appointees are supposed to be

HAPPENING NOW: A stewardess on @AmericanAir flight 1628 just demanded that this passenger change out of her Charlie Kirk “Freedom” shirt, claiming it is “offensive” to the crew. @SecDuffy

President Trump is the man who can make your dreams come true

You’re welcome America

I like her.

Crafting a proof of concept campus tour, just a few dates to begin with... open air, of course, because fuck those motherfuckers

It’s not you. Women really did go insane.

Impressed someone his age got so many of the tailoring details correct. The silhouette is 🔥

You’re a creepy, offputting faggot with a clownishly repugnant husband polling at zero with blacks because you bought two of them to do God knows what to. Slavery ended 160 years ago—that goes for sex slaves too. Give those children back to their mothers and pick a bridge.

You see the kind of mess it makes when there are two dads?

Let it be remembered that that we tried debate first, and this is what happened.

The President has three and a half years left. Let’s make them count.

She got me.

You’re on a boat off the coast of Virginia. Your family’s on board. The vessel gets into trouble, and you need help, so you call a local authority. There’s just one problem: The Virginia Marine Police dispatcher on the phone, Morgan Collier, wants you to die. @VaMRC

We are going to find out that there are over 50 million illegals in the United States.

The squirrel was innocent

Hey, do you think you could take a break from getting your fucking nails done to reinstate this officer with full back pay and a public apology, @KristiNoem? And we expect to hear that this bitch has been denaturalized and deported too. Thanks for your attention in this matter.

Douglas Gibbs and Glen Eggert are airline pilots. Gibbs flies for @Delta. Eggert flies for @AmericanAir. They are publicly celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death. To hold an ATP Certificate one must be “of sound moral character.” Are they?

Am I really quitting my dream job to live on a bus and give speeches about ugly killer lesbians Again

This is why I coined the nickname “Daddy” all those years ago. Trump is our pater patriae, the father of the nation.

Well shit

Don’t listen to these vile misogynists saying you are getting fat, @AOC. They’re right but don’t listen to them.

For eight years I screamed, unheard I watched my name chipped off buildings Close friends decided I died because the truth was too awkward and frightening I lived to see myself erased from history There is nothing I won't do, smiling and whistling, to these vicious bastards

What really scares you about Candace Owens is that she might not be crazy.

This person threw water on us so I got her credit card receipt, found her onlyfans and sent the photos to her grandfather. Good times.

Americans are being slaughtered every week by trans shooters, whose vile acts inspire others. It will only take one trans airline pilot having one bad day and before you know it there will be planes coming out of the sky every week. Do something before it’s too late, @SecDuffy

The makeup sex is going to be era defining

Donald Trump has saved us from a female president TWICE He deserves a national holiday I vote for January 6

We can never repay what @elonmusk has done for America. But I did just buy a fully loaded Cybertruck to say thank you. Let me know if you want it, because I don’t drive.

Cut all federal funding to all universities. Today. In 10 years they can reapply.

The way you know trans women are still men is they actually kill themselves instead of just talking about it

You stupid bitch @realDonaldTrump you better snap the fuck out of it

The response must be peaceful, permanent, and laser-focused on those responsible for the state we are in. Every network news operation, CNN, the Post, the Times. The Ford foundation. Bill & Melinda. Meta and Alphabet. Seize their assets. Shut them down. Do it today.

The progressive mind cannot fathom doing anything for posterity, legacy, history. It knows only vandalism and destruction. The men who laid the first stones of Notre Dame knowing they would never see it finished are an alien species to these myopic and mentally ill moral midgets.

We are a couple of years into a multi-decade and probably multi-generational correction back to God-fearing conservatism. Europe hasn’t even started yet. It’s going to be 50 years until it’s cool again to be on the Left.

Told you he was a fat kid

I’ve had a very easy life overflowing with blessings. It was lazy and self-indulgent of me to retire so early. Planning to get back out there as soon as practically possible. We have to break the back of this demon. I’m ready to be with Jesus if that’s what Our Lord decides.

I am developing a new appreciation for @megynkelly, who has navigated the last few weeks expertly.

Israel is now losing Gen X as well

She will enter the codes She will push the button

This nigga is getting fired

My nigga fr

Go fuck yourself @YouTube We’ve moved on

The Macrons just made the most spectacular PR blunder I’ve ever seen—in my entire life. Maybe the worst ever.

I get slightly psychotic pastor’s wife vibes from Kirk’s widow which is extremely encouraging. She has nuclear button energy.

Once you make it to month three of a government shutdown people begin to find ways around the minor inconveniences and then at month six it dawns on people that there’s no compelling reason ever to reopen it

Bullshit. No one is saying this. Death penalty.

It’s jaw-dropping how many of the people celebrating Kirk’s assassination collect taxpayer-funded salaries, or work for companies that rely heavily on state handouts, tax breaks or some other preferential status. You’re subsidizing these goblins. All of them.

How many people have you got fired so far today?

Ah yes the famously non interfering race known as the Jews

Ashamed of your handiwork

Pray for Ms. Ocasio Cortez, who is about to discover that when men are deciding whether to politely pretend a woman is interesting, BMI is the only real factor.

Would You Like To Know More?

Turning Point will be dead in 18 months if it doesn’t catch up to its own audience on the Israel question

Black people aren’t cool any more, and everyone is sick of rap and hip hop, which have been stuck in a creative rut for years, perhaps decades. What’s next?

Israel has become the monster.

I hate being lied to.

Please surrender the dog @hasanthehun. It’s the swiftest, best way to resolve this. You may release her to my care. We have two happy, friendly huskies who occupy the lower floors of the house. They will love and protect her. The Garbutt House 1809 Apex Ave Los Angeles CA 90026

RATTLED

I can’t convey the depths of my hatred for a country that arrests frightened little girls while letting the predators who taunt them on camera go free. My faith prevents me from praying @Keir_Starmer burns in Hell. But we all know where the motherfucker is going.

Do you think you were in a relationship sweetie 💀

Poor sweet lamb

Nigga u founded REDDIT the entire world would have been better off if ICE had done its job