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Do you guys ever get overwhelmed with how much mis + disinformation there is nowadays? People are LYING in ways we've never seen before.
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Louis Theroux has interviewed actual nazis, by the way. Didn't lose any funding/sponsors/opportunities for that.
British Airways pulls Louis Theroux podcast funding over Bob Vylan interview trib.al/bOtToZM
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I don't even think CCTV in Central London could get this many angles of these two.
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There isn't a single zebra in the whole of West Africa. Not one. We don't even have zebra crossings.
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Jesus was in the wilderness for 40 days and even He did not sing for water like this
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Look at the force and velocity she used to eat someone else's food. But it's children we must be like to enter the kingdom of heaven???
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If Callum Wilson shot instead of passed, they would've put up a pic of the grass.
England start their World Cup campaign with a six-goal victory! 🏴
What a win! 👊
💻🖥📱 Reaction on @BBCiPlayer, @BBCSounds and the @BBCSport app
#BBCFootball #BBCWorldCup
ALT England 6-2 Iran
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Instead of them to tell the truth, they saying Kate Middleton was up late editing on Canva. Nasty work.
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Mal doesn't talk. She just laughs and makes noises. Like Mr Bean. #LoveIsland
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Will probably delete, but to my fellow Christians: if a white supremacist killed due to 'political violence' moves you *more* than the thousands of Palestinians murdered for the same reason, you need to unpack that. Go to the secret place of the Most High and figure that out.
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Hello guys. I need £100k ASAP. My enemies are against me. Please help. Do whatever you can. We're in this together x
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Rishi becoming PM will unlock the Ye Olde level of racism. We gonna hear slurs we didn't even know existed.
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Hugo is the most finished Love Island contestant in the history of Love Island. I've never seen someone so finished.
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Skksks nobody asking Paige if she even wants to get to know him. Is this arranged marraige or what? #LoveIsland
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Shrinkflation is one of the most disgusting tactics I've seen in recent years. They think they're slick but they're not. We've all noticed it.
"This demonstrates the underhand tactic by which manufacturers make profit by shrinking the size of the products you buy"
#GMB reporting on shrinkflation. Clip edited to remove statements from each of the manufacturers trying to justify their profiteering.
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How do I vote for the SNP whilst living in England? I am, after all, Scottish through my grandfather, Sir Alex Ferguson.
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Out of allllll the islands in the world, we live on the one that has grey skies in June.
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Ciaran and Nicole thought they had it in the bag. They were fuming #LoveIsland
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THIS ENGLAND IS FINISHED nitter.app/fishplums/status/74739…
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Mitch has lied and lied and lied. His film on movie night is gonna be Oscar worthy #LoveIsland
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The casual/outgoing clothes to house clothes pipeline is so funny. I used to wear this t-shirt in the clerb. Now I'm wearing it to eat biscuit.
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Biting my child like boiler chicken!? Father God. They would have to imprison me in Azkaban.
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There's something that exists which I've coined the "Christian one-drop rule"
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How can someone's entire legacy be made up of inciting hatred on every minority group known to man, but when something bad happens to him, you pull up a video of him talking about Jesus and the disciples? Are we actually being for real?!
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This is the kind of outfit white people come back wearing after doing charity work in Tanzania for a month. nitter.app/BeeBabs/status/9583488…
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Mohammed bin Abdullah
Sorry to be that guy, but headliners at concerts in London usually come on between 9-9:30pm. Doors are usually 7/7:30pm.
Lauryn Hill concert O2 London. We have been here since 7:30. It is 9:35pm and Ms Hill still hasn’t come on stage. Ridiculous @MsLaurynHill
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Because when it comes to renovating the interior, it's the ghosts that will be helping you.
This mansion in Wales is being sold at a guide price of between 200 & 250k at auction 😳😳
The property comes with -
- 33 bedrooms
- 2 tennis courts
- Theatre
- Chapel
-43,900 sq ft
- It’s own Wikipedia Page
So why 200k?!
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The bastardisation of the word "woke" actually makes me sick. I never wanna hear/read it again. I won't even tell you I "woke" up in the morning. I arose from my slumber.
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When I was 22, I sat in Level 4 for Kevin Hart. It was like I was watching a mosquito telling jokes.
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Dami talking like Wizkid at the start of Soco #LoveIsland
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30 on #LoveIsland though? Brother, come to church. God has a plan for you.
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Ayo looking up to God for an answer. He's busy pls, don't disturb Him #LoveIsland
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Why would you move to Brixton/Herne Hill and complain about noise? Are you actually sick in the head?!
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Get your ass up and throw a BBQ. It seems like nobody wants to throw a BBQ these days.
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The wind should even blow me all the way back to Ghana. Make yourself useful, Sister Eunice.
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Sksksksk they finished the episode like Infinity War #LoveIsland
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You don't think they're gonna use that pic and say "Raheem Sterling promotes gun crime"?
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It serves ITV right. This isn't somebody you invite to speak their opinion on national TV 😂
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Finally understand why we only ever see the Spirit Tunnel and not the actual interviews.
#EddieMurphy and #MartinLawrence are officially in-laws!
Eddie Murphy revealed on Thursday’s episode of The Jennifer Hudson Show that his son Eric and Martin Lawrence’s daughter Jasmin “ran off and got married” a couple of weeks ago.
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Nobody is telling you to celebrate his death, but you don't have to post a eulogy for him either just because he said he read his bible sometimes. You have the option to remain silent.
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Just remembered that on the first day of Afronation, some girl came up to me to ask how tall I am. I told her and she replied, "not as tall as Ovie then", and walked off.
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Sorry, is it the first ever Detty December or something?! We're not even in the peak of it yet and the discourse has been insufferable.
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Where's the CCTV footage of Belly Mujinga's killer?
The man grabbed the victim's arm at Waterloo station and forced her on to a tube train
itv.com/news/london/2020-07-…
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Wizkid gonna be solely responsible for increasing the percentage of vaccinated black under-35s in the UK. A man of the people!
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Whitney reacting to the drama like it's Gogglebox 😭 #LoveIsland
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Someone called LBC and said "Rishi was born in Britain? So were members of Al-Qaeda!" It's long.
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Black Twitter UK been telling the world for the last five years that Prince Harry would get a black babes. We are prophets.
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A man intentionally drives into and injures 79 human beings, and the media are giving us his LinkedIn history. Kl.
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Ant & Dec streak in the mud. Hallelujah.
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I'm literally reading 2 Kings right now and some of those people were literally identified by the evil they did. That was their legacy. The Bible did not try and sanitise it. Neither should you.
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Go into the office. Don't go into the office. Go to the cinema! Actually, there's no films, don't go to the cinema. Eat out loads with all your friends! Only eat out with your household until 10pm. Put your hands up. Bend your knees. Bounce around in a circle. Get down with me.
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People gotta stop trying to intellectualise their xenophobia. Just say what you really wanna say. Using hand gestures to spout unnuanced rubbish.
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Still can't believe this is how Josh and Summer were talking to each other #LoveIsland
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Another Tory scandal leaked, which means..........they'll win the next election by an even bigger margin.
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Schools had the right idea with splitting students into sets based on intelligence. We need to apply that to SOCIETY. Let the el stupidos fraternise with each other and leave the rest of us alone.
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In 10 years, BBC will air a documentary with an obnoxious title like "Helping Harry & Meghan" retrospectively dissecting all the ways the UK media tore them down, and people like Emily will be doing up revisionist historian, trying to act like they weren't part of the problem.
I’m surprised Harry and Meghan have announced they’re having a second child. They were so angry & resentful they had to announce their first pregnancy, they could have taken this opportunity to have an entirely private pregnancy and birth, only announcing their 👶🏼 once born.
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