husband, father, dog 🐕 dad, golfer and bus driver 🚌
Jupiter FL
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I think Bill Murray is an amazing actor. Huge fan of a lot of his movies. But this golf course act is getting SOOOO tired. 😳
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I think @TheMasters should give last second invite to @blandy73 who is now top 50 in the world. He so deserves it.
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Adam Scott prob the best guy in history of the tour. Just shot 9 over and is thrilled for JJ
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I hate @SandyLyle1 1 week a year. And it’s this week. Why did he have to hit the shot of his life against me? I’m clearly not over it. BTW @SandyLyle1 is a great and fantastic man!
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Utterly ridiculous! How bout taking that 40 mil and give 20 mil to the @KornFerryTour and the other 20 mil to help grow the game.
The PGA Tour is implementing a lucrative new bonus structure designed to reward top players for moving the needle, and not just by their on-course performance. golfweek.usatoday.com/2021/0…
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1000000000000%. I saw it up close. Almost puked
Odds of getting up and down: 0.001%
#TOURVault
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The streak is over. 52 days no golf. Shot 73 today. All this proves is I can shoot 73 playing 6 days a week for 3 straight months or not playing for 52 days. 😳😳. And getting even fatter. 😩😷
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So I go buy new sneakers. Guy says u at the tourney today. Yep. U going tomorrow. Yep. He’s says who u gonna watch. I say Mark Calcavecchia my fave player. He says never heard of him. I say he’s playing with T Lehman. Never heard of him either. Hahahahah
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I just texted 15 so called friends to golf tomorrow. Everyone has an excuse. In other word they all hate me 😮😫
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IMHO which means jack squat, the best players in the world should NOT use greens books. The art of being a great putter is being able to read greens. Right @BradFaxon You are 1 of the greatest ever with ur own eyeballs
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After Tiger didn't give me a ride home after a tourney and I was in a 6 hour delay, I texted him and said gee thanks for the lift home. I'm in a 6 hour delay and counting. He said "play better". That was it 😳😳
About to miss a connection for the second trip in a row. Three gate changes(might’ve been 4) and delayed about an hour.
Probably getting stuck at DFW for the night. Anybody feel sorry for me?
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Well day 1 of no Golf on tv. So far watched 2 Deadwoods, 3 Schitts Creeks and the 3 episodes of Killer Inside:The Mind of Aaron Hernandez. I better slow down or I will be up Shits Creek with nothing left to watch 😳😳
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I’m ready for some abuse. Just gonna spit it out!! Pinehurst is such a cool area with great courses. #2 ain’t one of them. Most overrated course in the world!! Lemme have it!! But it’s true
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Update from Covid-19 Ville. This shit is very real! And it sucks. I’ve never had so many symptoms hit me all at the same time. I keep moving around the house trying to escape it. Please be safe and wear ur mask. I thought I was but with this evil shit you never know 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Jesus everybody. Lighten up. @TigerWoods said he’d rather watch a WNBA game then liv golf. It just doesn’t interest me. I don’t have to watch it so I don’t. I really enjoyed watching @KornFerryTour and Tennis. Hope you all enjoy watching ur liv golf
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State of my golf game. How is this divot even possible. Not like my clubhead is 1/2 wide. Jesus!!! The end is near. lol
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BTW if I could still play @PingTour eye 2s I would be. Best irons ever designed. Karsten Solheim was a genius
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Last time I bogied 5 of first 6 holes I think I shot 83. In Houston. It sure wasn’t at Oakmont in the US Open. Unreal stuff @JJSpaun congrats bro!!
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The Masters App is unreal great. If you don’t have it I highly recommend downloading it. The PGA Tour needs to hire whoever designed that app.
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Fun day today. 2 total shanks, 3 duck hooks, 2 chunks, 1 skull, 1 wrong yardage(my fault looked at wrong pin) 5 lip outs, 1 water ball, missed 5 greens w wedges and semi back spasms! Love my job!!! But the crowds out here to support us are fantastic! #SiouxFalls
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Are you trying to get me sick to my stomach? Had my right arm in the green jacket.
It’s almost ridiculous to try and have a favourite shot at the Masters. Nonsensical. Of all the tens of thousands of shots that have thrilled us for decades…
But this is my favourite shot at the Masters
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1 million % total class from @Harris_English He just totally gave away a win and did an amazing interview. Amazing young man he is
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I played in 90 majors. Thought that was decent. Adam Scott playing in 90th straight major. Unreal to be great and healthy for that long. Wow!!!!!
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Congrats @harmanbrian on being Champion Golfer of the Year. Don't forget to scroll by my name when you're gazing at the jug 🤣🤣
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1. JB needs to be fined or better yet given 2 shots
2 Needs eagle to tie. After all that lays up? Really???
3 Horrendous sportsmanship to Noren and Palmer
4 wow 😲
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Update from COVID ville 2. I feel much better. Still a few issues (cough, stuffy head) but I’m on the mend. Thank you so much everyone who reached out to me and @brendacalc for your well wishes and concerns. They meant a lot and helped me along. Stay safe from this.
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Blows my mind the disrespect Caitlin Clark gets from the other WNBA players. She’s the Tiger Woods of that league and the other players hate her. Jealousy personified !! I don’t get it. Do better WNBA
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Evidently 13 years ago today I made 9 birdies in a row. Seems like another lifetime. Amazing how time flies
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RIP Bruce Fleisher. Not only was he a great golfer but an even greater human being. 🙏🙏 and thought to his family 😢
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Did anybody know @PhilMickelson won the @PGAChampionship? 😳
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There needs to be an official behind the green that says Bryson you just took 2:20 to hit a 10 footer. Add 1 stroke.
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Congrats to @JustinThomas34 and his man Bones. Gotta be Bones biggest win since we won the 95 Sarazen World Open
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Congrats @tonyfinaugolf I’m glad our hand shake at @TheOpen didn’t jinx you. Lol. Thank you for being the great guy you are.
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Knee finally felt good enough to clean out the garage for our LAST ever move right @brendacalc? Well Brenda cleaned 90% of it but I helped. 💪. Donating this stuff to @FirstTeePB. Hope the kids get good use from these clubs.
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Mike Block having best 2 weeks of his life. Let him enjoy it as he should. I'm happy for him
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Saw something today that was an all time 1st in 41 years of pro golf. Rick Groboski ran out of balls. Only had 3. Thought he had 6. Anyways after 2 balls in the drink on 4 had to borrow a ball. 2 shot penalty. Then had to drop back a group to wait for locker room guy to bring
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Congrats @CamiloVillegasR what a great and emotional win!! The entire golf world is happy for you and Maria.
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I’ve been watching lots of golf this year. I tell @brendacalc he’s gonna miss this putt left. It doesn’t break. I somehow remember this kinda stuff. This week at Riv I’ve been right every time. She’s like why aren’t you commentating? I think they’re afraid of what I might say
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I shot 62 today just like @Harris_English. But I quit on 15. Had to get dinner.
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Anybody else notice @TigerWoods looks like he just jumped out of the pool and nobody else is even sweating. Kinda weird 😳
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Ok I’m begging for 250 followers. Wanna get to 20k. Come on people. I promise to be funnier. lol
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My Oak Hill thoughts! Somebody will win. When @ChampionsTour played there 3 or 4 years ago I didn’t make a birdie in 36 holes. I said then if that was where I had to play I’d quit golf forever. How do the members enjoy that place? Lemme know @CraigHarmon13
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Oddly enough while laying in hospital again (same shit. Intestinal blockage) Grease was on twice. I watched it again for 100 and 101th time. RIP ONJ. You were amazing.
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The golf that was played today in final group will go down as best in history in a major!! Just amazing. Can't even imagine that! #awesome
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Congrats @Kevin_Chappell for tying my 9 birds in a row. Glad you didn’t make 10 tho. Oh nice 59 while you were at it. #theseguysaregood
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Jin Young Ko with 34 straight rounds under par. That’s insane. 114 holes without a bogie might be even more impressive ⛳️💪
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Always a great day when this box shows up at the door. Thank you @ScottyCameron @Titleist
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Ok @PGATOUR Give these guys a cart ride it’s getting fucking dark
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Nov 5 can’t get here fast enough. So tired of these commercials. And yes I do care who wins.
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Eric Cole and I have prob played 15 rounds of golf together. By letting him beat me 15 straight times I have clearly installed tremendous confidence in hinself and his golf game. Sometimes you just got bite the bullet 😎😎
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Speaking of fast play Daly and me played last round of Players in 2:03. Bean Demon (as K Green called him) tried to fine us for fast play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we should have broke 2 hrs but I was playing pinball in the right trees on the way to a 9 😩😳
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Holy Rules. All these basic rule situations are turning into major events. It’s not that hard
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My son @e_calc teed off when this match did. Played 18, had a few beers, then had a pedicure and went to the grocery store, cooked steaks and chops and now watching the 16Th hole. 😩😩😩😩😩. Ridiculous how slow these guys play
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Ok for all the dummies that think the ball needs rolled back. Look at Colonial this week. 7000 yds. Zero wind. Best players in the world. 1 great round 62 -8. -4 currently in 2nd. That's almost impossible. The course is great. Leave things be
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Next time I drive thru Atlanta it’s gonna be at 1-2 am. I will never sit through that shit traffic again. Worst ever 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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GC said today Jason Day was 91% from inside 10 feet this year! WTF??? I’m not 91% from 3 feet. 😳
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Somebody tell Charlie to point his left foot down the fairway to take stress off the ankle.
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USGA they roll the greens 3 times. Double cut them. What else could cause it to move. How bout gravity!! So bad it's sickening
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Just what it looks like. Tube through my nose, down my throat and esophagus into stomach. This was yest. Hopefully it’s draining my stomach and intestines to clear the blockage. 😩👎
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I want to give a HUGE thank you to the grounds crew @InsperityInvtnl although it was iffy we were playing this morning we got it done. Only because the guys were out there at 3 am working their ass off to get it playable. Amazing job and thanks to all the volunteers too. 👍👍
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Question?? If the best players in the world hit it dead at the flagstick, why is it a very aggressive play? Everytime Bones says that. That’s where they’re aiming bud. Because they’re great players and confident
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The Ryder Cup is not rocket science. You have the best 24 players in the world. Which team makes more putts will win. Plain and simple. This year we did. @RyderCupUSA
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Congrats to Jeff Sluman. 1000 career events this week. OBTW that’s 25 tourneys a year for 40 straight years!!! Average. Insane consistency and great play. 💪💪
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Well maybe @USGA should make Torrey Pines 6900 yards with zero rough. Why not give the entire field a chance?
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Fun filled fact @TheMasters In 1987 @KenGreenGolf and I invented the skip shot on 16. Now selling hats. Seems like we should get a % of sales!!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰
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After my aggressive play comment at Oakmont now I’m tired of he’s got a great angle. If the greens are soft and ur in the fairway angle has zero to do with anything!!!! It’s take dead aim. Jesus. How was I never hired as a commentator ??
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My 1st slightly altered tweet of 19. I can’t believe @TigerWoods wouldn’t go play the @Sentry_TOC Come on man. We all know that win meant a lot to you. You should be be there to represent it
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I think @TrevorImmelman is the absolute best at what he does. Great player but he’s even better at his golf and player analysis. Really enjoy listening to him.
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Happy Thanksgiving from @brendacalc and I to all of our Canadian friends. And thank you for The Caesar!!!
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I think the fact that @PaulAzinger and @BobPapa_NFL are in a studio for all but 3 events all year is a total embarrassment to our game and @ChampionsTour we can’t be that cheap. These guys can’t be great when they can’t talk to players and be there to see what’s going on
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13 hours of driving this week to @TheMasters and back. Worth every second. Truly an amazing place. Had a blast
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We’ll that sucked. Thanks so much to all who wished me well. Still a ways to go but at least I’m home which is great as I sure you can imagine.
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