I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.

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So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
Community note
A spokesperson for Romania’s anti-organized crime agency refuted widespread claims that authorities were tipped off to Tate's location by a pizza box seen in a video Tate posted in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg: "Funny, but no." apnews.com/article/romani
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I didn't spend my childhood in barbed wire enclosed internment camps so I could listen to grown adults today cry oppression because they have to wear a mask at Costco.
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And I have used a deadly phaser many times on screen even though I’m a non-violent Buddhist. What’s your damn point?
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I hope she sues you into oblivion for defamation and crushes your network’s life dream.
'DELUSION MUST END': Professional wrestler and influencer Logan Paul makes his opinion known after a women's Olympic fighter dropped out a match just seconds into it after being forced to compete against a biological man.
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Ban assault rifles, not books. Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies. Protect kids, not lobbyists.
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Actually, I’m angry. I’m angry at the way Trump mocked masks, how his children refused to wear them even at the debate, how they’ve held rallies and put so many at risk, how reporters for the WH are now coming down with it. It’s a pattern of callous, gross negligence. I’m angry.
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I know what concentration camps are. I was inside two of them, in America. And yes, we are operating such camps again.
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Don’t watch the Trump Town Hall tomorrow on NBC. Catch the highlights later. Don’t give Trump a ratings win. Pass it on.
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The fragility of folks who won’t wear a mask is truly breathtaking. I lived for four years inside two internment camps, and I heard less bitching and whining there than I do today.
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They “groomed” me to be heterosexual, you know. It didn’t change a thing. Still gay as a rainbow sprinkle-covered cupcake.
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Let’s never elect someone as stupid as Trump, ever again. Please.
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I support @Twitter's right to fact-check @realDonaldTrump. Raise your hand if you agree.
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Yes you are, Kamala Harris. Yes you are.
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The Israeli government has cut off food, water, and fuel to 2 million people inside Gaza. Collective punishment is not only contrary to international law, it is inhumane and illogical. How will this deescalate the violence rather than radicalize many more? It is madness.
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Today is my 85th birthday, thank you for so many well-wishes! Tonight, I'm celebrating with a b-day dinner in beautiful Salt Lake City with my niece Akemi and her husband David. Then tomorrow I speak at the University of Utah MUSE Project. More info: muse.utah.edu/.
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a nazi.
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Yesterday was our 15th wedding anniversary. Time flies when you're spending it with the person you love. Happy anniversary, Bradder. ❤️
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I shall have more to say about the trailblazing, incomparable Nichelle Nichols, who shared the bridge with us as Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, and who passed today at age 89. For today, my heart is heavy, my eyes shining like the stars you now rest among, my dearest friend.
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All this whining about cancel culture, from people who actually just tried to cancel our whole election and our democracy.
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If Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott really cared about the children who were killed in Texas today, they would CANCEL their speaking gigs at the NRA conference in Houston this coming Friday.
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Only in America could abortions get banned faster than assault rifles.
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He’s right, you know.
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From 2015 to 2017, Mitch McConnell refused to seat any of Obama’s 100+ federal judges. Then he raced to fill them after Trump was elected. They did the same with Merrick Garland’s seat. Don’t @ me with your “court packing.” Let’s talk about court UNPACKING.
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Trump is holding a knee on the neck of American Democracy, and the GOP is the three cops just watching it happen while protecting him.
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I’m not going anywhere. Should this place become more toxic, I pledge to strive even harder to lift up reason, science, compassion and the rule of law. The struggle against fascism, misinformation, and hate requires tough fighters. I hope you stay in the fight, right beside me.
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Look up what’s trending now on #ProudBoys. You’re welcome, Internet.
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In just 48 hours, these companies cut ties with the NRA: Delta United Hertz Avis Budget Allied Van Lines MetLife Symantec Alamo National Enterprise First National Bank of Omaha Teladoc SimpliSafe
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It’s not a sexual “preference,” Judge Barrett. A preference is something you choose. I’ll give you and example: “I have a preference for non-radical, non-fundamentalist justices on the Supreme Court.” Are we clear?
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Wait. They want us to focus on the school door being unlocked? So let me get this straight: They say it should have been much harder to enter the building, but won’t make it harder to buy the AR-15 he used to kill 19 kids and two teachers? Do you hear how insane that sounds?!
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For the life of me, I’ll never understand why 250,000 U.S. deaths wasn’t the end of Trump in everyone’s eyes.
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When I turned 70, I thought, well that’s it. I’ve had a great career, but it’s winding down. Boy was I wrong. I found social media, and then a second wind at my sails in my 70s! I made my Broadway debut at 78, and I’ll make my London debut at 85. Life is wonderful and magical.
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In fairness, @AOC booked him the flight to Cancun. It’s really her fault.
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Has anyone explained to Herschel Walker that “run-off” doesn’t mean what he did to his kids?
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There’s much talk these days of what being a man entails. I’m more of a man than someone like Tucker Carlson will ever be because I have experienced grave injustice yet chosen the path of compassion, truth and forgiveness. It’s a quiet strength he’ll never know.
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In fairness to Herschel Walker, I sometimes pull out my Star Fleet badge to get past security at Star Trek conferences.
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As a survivor of internment camps, I can assure you that mask mandates are not comparable in the slightest.
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Fun fact: Hitler tried to hide in a bunker toward the end of his rule.
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To anyone thinking of counter demonstrating against the “Million MAGA march”: Please just stay home. You’re only playing into their hands because they want violent confrontation. Don’t give it to them. Let them yell and scream, just like they do on Parler where no one can hear.
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When the FBI reopened its case against Hillary Clinton for allegedly mishandling government records, with just 11 days to go till the 2016 election, not a single liberal threatened violence or civil war.
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Can we just refer to 45 as “Florida Man” in headlines from now on?
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You shouldn’t get to arrest 680 workers at a poultry processing without also arresting the guy who owns the plant and hired them.
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And yet here you are, controlling what women can do with a bun in the oven.
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Not sure who the artist is, but yes. This.
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Overheard: “The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.”
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While Trump is somehow astounded that 80 million people voted for Biden, I’m astounded that it wasn’t more.
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I faced discrimination, hatred, and internment because of my Japanese heritage, and because only a few people stood up for us. Today, Asian Americans are being unfairly labeled and attacked, this time as disease carriers. Raise your hand, friends, if you’ll stand up for us today.
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Overheard: If immigrants really become “public charges” and freeloaders, why does ICE always raid workplaces?
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Greta Thunberg taking down Andrew Tate was almost as good as Andrew Tate taking himself down in that pathetic clapback attempt...which apparently revealed he was in the country, leading to his arrest by Romanian authorities for human trafficking. What a story.
Community note
Andrew Tate's Twitter interaction with Greta Thunberg played no role in the Romanian Police's arrest of Tate or their investigation into the allegations against Tate. huffpost.com/entry/andrew-t… inquirer.com/news/nation-wo…
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In a way Manchin was right. Some of them will spend their Child Tax Credit on drugs. It’s called insulin and it should cost $35 not $1,000.
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My pronouns are he/him. And I want to thank Dr. Fauci for his long service. Be on the right and respectful side of things. It’s better for your own soul, and better for others.
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Call me when they acquit a 17 year old Black defendant who was armed with an AR-15 and who killed two people at a Trump rally in "self-defense." Until then, sorry if it's hard to believe there is anything close to a level justice field.
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Ask and you shall receive.
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Biden rarely drops curses, but when he does it's a Doocy.
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I like presidents who don’t pardon traitors.
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We lived long and prospered together.
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If you are turned away at the polls because your name is not on the register, don’t walk away. Say this: I REQUEST A PROVISIONAL BALLOT AS REQUIRED BY LAW. Don’t let them steal your vote.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but contracting Covid despite being fully vaccinated is no shame. It’s like getting hit by another car while driving…but you were wearing your seat belt and weren’t badly injured. You were smart. You saved your own and others’ lives.
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So let me get this straight. Elon can hand out million dollar checks to voters who sign his petition, but volunteers can’t hand out water to people waiting in line to vote?
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Trump is cracking jokes in Tulsa about Covid-19, calling it "kung flu" which is not only racist but belittles the deaths of 122K Americans and the horrific loss for their families.
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Turns out the people committing the biggest welfare fraud weren’t the Black moms with kids. Not even close.
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I’m 82 and have seen many elections in my day. But truly none is as consequential as 2020. We made a terrible mistake in 2016. Next year we get a chance to fix it. If we fail, our democracy and the very planet itself are at grave risk. The future depends on us. Are you with me?
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When Russia sanctioned Canada, it barred leaders from all major federal parties, including conservative leaders. But when Russia sanctioned the U.S., it barred Democratic leaders only. It didn’t name a single GOP leader. The signal couldn’t be clearer.
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I don’t know how to say it more clearly, but to young people especially: If you don’t vote this November, you might not have a country left in which you can ever truly be free again.
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You are a disgrace.
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If Sen. Kyrsten Sinema blocks the climate and healthcare bill in order to protect corporations from pay 15% minimum taxes, I will devote my time and platform to supporting her primary opponent in 2024. And I will ask others here with large followings to join me.
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Hanging out in my dressing room, in costume and in head mic, half an hour till call and my London stage debut. At age 85! Merde! Come see me in Allegiance: Allegiancemusical.com
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I dearly wish RBG could have lived long enough to see Trump defeated.
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Dear Trump defenders anxious to claim that Obama also went golfing, during hurricane Katrina: Obama wasn’t president during Katrina. That was Bush. Also, 9/11 didn’t happen under Obama. Also, you are disappointingly ignorant.
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Our national treasure, Betty White, has passed just before her 100th birthday. Our Sue Ann Nivens, our beloved Rose Nylund, has joined the heavens to delight the stars with her inimitable style, humor, and charm. A great loss to us all. We shall miss her dearly.
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A reminder that ordinary Americans don’t get a helicopter to a free hospital, special antiviral cocktails, or even to check themselves into hospitals as a precaution due to preexisting asthma when they come down with Covid-19. We need healthcare for all, not just the powerful.
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I’m sorry, a Cardassian? In the White House?! Not while I’m still a Starfleet officer.
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When I was a little boy, the Japanese military attacked Pearl Harbor. It was a surprise attack, and thousands of U.S. servicemembers perished. As a nation, we were stunned. And we vowed to strike back. Revenge was understandably on everyone’s mind, including many Americans of Japanese descent who opposed the emperor and were peaceful and law-abiding U.S. citizens and residents. In its zeal to exact that revenge, however, the U.S. government overreacted, out of fear and bigotry. They targeted everyone who happened to look like the people who had carried out the attack. Those of us who had done nothing wrong were forced to pay the consequences for the decisions of others far away and disconnected from us. We were interned for years, in open-air prisons, while America went off to fight Japan, Germany and Italy. It’s so important that we carry the lessons of the past through to today. Merely because one group commits atrocities and acts with depravity does not mean vast hundreds of thousands or even millions of others should be lumped together with them and made to suffer. We must never paint with the brush of justice and retaliation too broadly, or the toll of human suffering will rise immeasurably.
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The defamation suit by Dominion Voting Systems against Mike Lindell needs to be called the My Pillow Case.
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The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know.
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Trump and Kanye have a lot in common, actually. Both believe they are far more gifted than they actually are. Both are known to deliver rambling, nonsensical speeches. And both profess to love someone named Kim.
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So let me get this straight. A state has the right to restrict abortions, but doesn’t have the right to restrict firearms? Is that what we have now in these “United” States?
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Crazy idea for @JeffBezos. Your company has taken some flak for not paying taxes and worker conditions. What an amazing gift it would be if @amazon stepped up and pledged a huge sum to help save the very rainforest that bears its name? It’s on fire, and the world needs heroes.
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You can’t ban books and then scream about cancel culture.
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Ahem. We are expecting some royalties from this...
After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!
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Listen up, friends. I’ve lived a long time in this country. I’ve experienced a lot. And I know, and have a deep sense, when things are beginning to spiral. We are at that point. We’ve been approaching it for some time, but the warning signs were in smaller, discrete pieces. /1
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Watching people meltdown over a Black Santa in the Mall of America. "Santa is white!" Well, in our internment camp he was Asian. So there.
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Vice President Kamala Harris would have to buy one Le Creuset pot a month for 27 years to equal one hush money payment to Stormy Daniels. Just saying.
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If RBG can stay on the Supreme Court despite multiple cancers and infection for the good of the whole country, you can wear a damn mask.
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So if you broke the law to win a close election, do you still get to appoint justices for life? Asking for 65.8 million friends.
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Let’s call it what it is. The blocking by Mitch McConnell and the Senate GOP of the Bipartisan Commission on January 6 is a cover up. Cover. Up.
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Early voting has surged to 24.2 million already, 17x the rate of 2016 same time. Yes, 1700%. The voters. That’s the October surprise.
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It's not "free healthcare" or "free childcare." We pay for these things with our taxes. It's just that we choose to prioritize these expenses over endless wars and fossil fuel industry subsidies. Don't let them define the debate.
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One of my biggest regrets was never becoming a dad. In my generation, coming of age in the 50s and 60s, it just wasn't something very available to gay men, even those in couples. But I'm happy I could still be "Uncle George" to so many.
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I don’t have much patience for folks on the left taking pot shots at Biden. Make yourself useful, or sit down. If we don’t win this, there will be nothing left to fight over.
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If you think authoritarianism cannot happen here in America, I lived through a time when it already did: to 120,000 Japanese Americans, most of us citizens. It starts by dehumanizing a group, then spreads through fear, ignorance and hate. Recognize the patterns. Remember history.
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The president of the United States is an imbecile.
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Say it with me: I will support whomever Kamala Harris picks as VP because I understand the assignment.
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What kind of democracy lets those in power draw their own districts to ensure they stay in power? Asking for a nation on the brink.
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Trump and Vance are just too weird for America . And I attend Trek conventions. #TrumpIsWeird
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84 years on this earth and the universe still finds ways to make me laugh. Guess Brad should’ve been a little more specific on the phone with the bakery, eh? 😂
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Brad and I are #ProudBoys, legally married for 12 years now. And we’re proud of all of the gay folks who have stepped up to reclaim our pride in this campaign. Our community and allies answered hate with love, and what could be better than that.
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Fine. I'll be House Speaker.
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BREAKING: Due to massive incompetence and inexplicable delay, WHO to rename Covid-19 to Covfefe-45.
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I don’t want to hear any bitching and moaning after Joe Biden picks his VP. Many people are going to be disappointed, no matter who he picks. But this should be a moment for Democrats to unite. So practice grace in congratulating the pick now. I’m serious.
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