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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
i went down this rabbit hole the other day this girl is going to PRISON
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when i was 23 i wanted to be a millionaire when i was a millionaire i wanted to be 23
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i will never forgive elon musk
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unfortunately all of crypto twitter is going to jail in dubai
Community note
The source article was published in 2016, when there were no actual major storms in Dubai emirates247.com/news/emirates/
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there is no second best
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I'M BUYING $ETH I DONT CARE IF IT NUKES, I'M GOING DOWN WITH MY MAN VITALIK, SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM NERDS.
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
this is who you're trading against
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lord don’t make me break my silence
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i fucking hate coindesk
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if you’re still here, you lasted longer than su zhu, do kwon, kyle davies, mr tabasco, bitboy, caroline, 95% of VCs, litecoin, blockfi, celsius, ftx, sushiswap and sam bankman fried you outlasted them all congrats to u, a king among men
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the richest man in the world put #bitcoin in his profile today and some of you still sold.
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he’s lost his entire fucking mind
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my mom says that if I work hard & buy $eth I’ll have my pick of the boys
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dear men, i may not be 23 anymore, but i am a semi famous rich girl with a very cute tummy & fat $eth bags.
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i'm a bit concerned that everyone thinks they are going to make 100 million dollars
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spent a lot of $ on this dress but never got to wear it bc i am a huge nerd who doesn’t go outside
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bitboy and layah teaming up to expose memecoin pumps is the most hilarious thing i've seen this week
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After a careful analysis of the footage, I've been able to deduce that there were in fact, 4 women on the Solana yacht. If you look closely, you'll see that #1 & #4 have dates, whereas #2 & #3 are ignoring Ansem entirely, can he break the resistance zone of manlets on the dance floor? What does this mean for the market? 🧵👇
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If you dream big, you can make $2m.
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america is so confusing because you can use tax money to fund a whole genocide but you can't lie about fucking stormy daniels
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lmao clown
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new word on the street is $eth is going to $20k
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hey ✌️
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the women of crypto twitter
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✌️
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there is now $3k worth of liquidity in the psyop pool, and 9686 eth ($16.8m) in bens wallet, but ya, please tell me again how i am a hater
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I present the 4 tokens Ben & Bitboy launched this month, and I petition for them to shut the fuck up
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☠️
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what coin do you think will make you rich in the next 6 months? 👀🔮
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brb, doing math ✌️
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Now that I’m poor again I will be posting more selfies for oxytocin.
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day 7 of trying to turn $300 into 1 million dollars i've lost $200,000
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$SUSHI 🍣
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bitboy collected $200k from his twitter followers and then miraculously found his lamborghini
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excited to announce that i am officially on the market for a rich boyfriend. plz reference my recent pics.
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bitboy is officially in prison (real)
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☠️🙏
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i am married to a goddess. winning never looked so good.
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nah, randomly calling girls ugly when they bring up valid points, and then following up about how they haven't seen your dick yet, nope. thats a no. i'm a woman in web3 today.
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I purchased an irresponsible amount of $ETH today and I feel ok about it.
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To new friends, portfolio all time highs & cute pajamas. Cheers all 🥂
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i miss him
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bitboys wife stood by him while he cheated on her in front of millions of people, & his hubris is so big, he’s now publicly asking for the “best divorce lawyer”, so he can further crush her with money, just like he does with everybody else & i have never hated him more
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✌️
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I’m a shadowy super coder too ✌️
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👽✌️
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hi
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my whole boob just came out as I took my hoodie off in this first class flight. only way to fight my embarrassment is to tell an additional 180,000 people & reclaim this moment.
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What is LP staking? Farming & Liquidity mining on $eth for beginners in 2 minutes - LPs are a box of chocolates :)
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Replying to @unusual_whales
this statistic includes 75 year olds who bought their $1.3m house for $30k & have $500 to their name
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looks rare
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I’m so excited to smile with teeth
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like tweet if you survived
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guys i'm pretty certain $eth will still go to $10k. i just don't know when.
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turns out the psyop was that it's a rug
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this is the most disrespectful thread in the history of twitter
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Like tweet for a surprise
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i dont care what cz say if you wanna get rich quick you gottta buy cryptocurrencies
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hi I have a 118 IQ & am an INTP, i like scifi & late nights on etherscan, some times i yell but certain men like that, u can save me but u don’t want to
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WE NEED TO STOP ELON MUSK
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oh my god
HELLO Labs
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shut the fuck up
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anyone who survived this week has officially been initiated. welcome to crypto.
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this just flew past my balcony lmao rich nerds are awesome $eth to $10k
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gm gm ✌️✌️
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i went outside during the presale, i am so brave
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live footage of machis birthday party, i have never seen less vibes in my entire life
Morgan
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I’ll ruin your APY 🥰
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👽✌️
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*looks cute for her age*
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i have waited for this moment for a very long time, and I can finally confirm, it is amazing to wake up a millionaire.
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hi i said goodmorning
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gm fellow nerds
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Daily reminder that $ETH will be going to $10k.
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Investing in crypto was the best decision of my life. Also I’m rich now.
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hey, uhm, so, i noticed you haven’t been liking my tweets lately
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excuse me, sorry, it’s me again
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bet you’re kinda scared of me tho
17 years of song a day
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day 5 of trying to turn $300 into 1 million dollars
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wtf did bitboy do with the $200,000 yall sent him last week
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The New York Post today 👀
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goodnight internet boys ✌️
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Everybody deserves to get rich :)
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what if we're all just gambling addicts
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how it started v. how it ended
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ok so the part that really gets me, is that bitboy paid 2 million liquid to buy a memecoin LP, took 57 photos in cheap LV sweatsuits, started a luxury car business in Dubai, cheated on his wife with a twitter influencer, got $200k in donations after losing his lamborghini, brought a gun to someones house to reclaim his lamborghini, went to jail, got out, took 0 accountability, and people are STILL GIVING HIM MONEY?!
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Just trying to get back to my planet.
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bitboy has just been in jail this entire time
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If you're not bullish on $eth you don't understand it.
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imagine someone stole your entire net worth, not a rug, not a failed project, they took your money & lost it all to leverage, you’re not getting it back they go to jail for 3 months & launch a derivative exchange as though nothing happened, people start to forget 9 months later you see a video of them, drunk in the club throwing money at a stripper, it’s viral, he’s famous again that’s why people are mad at su zhu
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👀
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today u will cry about gas fees, next year u will cry that u had the chance to buy $eth under $30k.
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IM A MILLIONAIRE AGAIN :)
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hi
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doing my part
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