The fuck you telling us to buy the dip for Tell your dad to buy the dip
₿uy the dips!!!
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How bad do things have to get for people on here to concede that maybe Trump isn't playing 4D chess but is simply an idiot? Serious question, I'm very curious about this
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How cool is it that crypto is pricing in the Monday stock market dump while traditional markets are closed And then on Monday when they open back up we can take part in that dump again because we're correlated to the traditional markets
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I've been spending some time on the XRP subreddit Never seen so many people win, literally everyone euphoric, buying cars, paying for weddings, buying houses, paying off mortgages They've all been DCAing for years and are up giga now, it's actually quite funny to see
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Bro wtf
A duck can dream
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Bought a bunch of $BTC at $16400 Looking to sell at $100k Will update every couple of months
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But have you said thank you once during the entire pump yesterday?
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Almost every single person that I've talked to in private who lived in Dubai said it's temporary to gain wealth You don't wanna pay taxes? Sure go ahead and go there But this whole "Dubai is great you should move here" followed by quietly moving somewhere else is cringe
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Did we just go through one of the largest liquidation events in crypto history (In $ terms) and BTC is at $95k? Brother what the fuck
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I’ve got a beautiful baby girl now
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Not gonna lie, the ETF event played out significantly more bullish than I expected We're down a bunch but every passing day it looks more like a dip to buy and less like mindless speculation If sentiment shifts slightly bearish, it's a strong buy IMO
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President of the United States shilling his own memecoin Utterly comical
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Seems reasonable Willing to lose the investment to gain more than a 5x Think the 5x is actually more likely than losing it all Still not finished buying and can buy more lower if need be but that's the idea
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Every time I mention taxes a bunch of people give me advice on how to avoid them. My mom raised me and my brothers alone, we were supported by the state all the way until university. I was fully paid and cared for when I got sick with cancer. You do you, I gladly pay.
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Even though the experience motivated me, it's also always left a shadow of fear "What if it comes back?" That fear has mostly been lifted today. I just finished my last check-up and I'm officially cancer-free. Thought I'd share the happy news. Onwards and upwards.
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DOGE out here searching for fraud firing government employes left and right While Trump is writing executive orders to buy XRP and ADA LMAOOO
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The best this ATH tap can be for bears is an intermediate level to pullback from Until we inevitably smash it and go much higher Only the very pious and idiots believe in triple tops, pullbacks are gifts from god to be capitalized on until we reach the holy land of $100k
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Pretty obvious at this point
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Luna went -90% from $100 to $10 And then again -90% from $10 to $1 And there is a world in which it goes from $1 to $0.1 to be down another 90% Just because something is down a lot doesn’t mean it’s necessarily a good buy, this is especially true in alt land
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Looks like I'm gonna be a dad
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The Trump family and friends are getting rich off of your misfortune And you all still suck them off Fascinating behaviour
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FTX imploded and we made a new low that was barely 10% below the previous one At this rate, if we wanna go down 50% Satoshi has to come back and start selling, Coinbase has to burn down and CZ has to go to jail
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My lil one is supposed to arrive this week I took the opportunity to close all my positions this weekend Market can do whatever it wants, I wanna be rested and fully focused for more important things Good luck out there brothers and sisters, I'll be around.
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"I voted for Trump for the economy" Economy goes down "I voted for Trump so he ends wars" No wars end, new ones break out "I voted for Trump because he cares about free speech" Trump attacks free speech immediately "I voted for Trump because politicians are corrupt" Trump goes on the biggest corruption spree we've ever seen "I voted for Trump because he's pro crypto" Trump launches multiple crypto scams day 1 of his presidency "I voted Trump because his opponents are pedos" Elon, one of Trumps closest partners calls Trump a pedophile
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Elon Musk, one of the richest men on the planet, toying with poor people that truly believed he'd make them rich with $DOGE is just so so ironic Man was just taking advantage of the attention while disregarding other peoples losses That's your hero?
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Alt season but alts go down to near zero first And then bounce infinite % up to 50% lower than your entry
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Sir?
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BTC moderately pulls back from $108k to $100k Alts moderately pull back to their bear market lows in response Bit overdramatic no?
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Kinda feel like if this market was still the same market as it used to be pre-etf BTC would properly nuke here But I also think comparing pre-ETF and post-ETF is really hard A lot of the experience we've gathered might not apply anymore. I don't know yet, only time will tell
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She said yes
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Never felt anything comparable to the moment I got the chance to hold my own baby Utterly magical Typing this as she’s sleeping on me while Mom is recovering in incomparable bliss even though I’ve not slept in two days
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Think this is the simplest way to think about the market at this point
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Kinda feels like Saylor really wanted to break $100k and failed and now the market is just waiting for him to buy more It's a one-man show these days, our fate lies in the hands of a man's ability to get cheap loans so he can buy infinite BTC
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When Trump causes these kinda meltdowns, a lot of people get hurt What makes these especially bad to me though is that every time it happens he has infinite people front run the news to take advantage of it It's so disgusting
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This is either the start of the bear market or start of the parabola towards new highs It'll be easy to say which in hindsight
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Open letter to the CEO of $ETH @VitalikButerin The gas fees are too high, when fix? Yours faithfully, Don
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ADA XRP and SOL I legit can't I'm hurting from full on belly laughing America is gonna buy the worst fucking assets on the planet And I bought them for pennies on the dollars and get to dump them on everyone I'm dying
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Jumped out of a plane with a first date Absolutely fell in love, just not sure whether it’s with her or skydiving
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Anyone still alive is an OG now in my book You’ve paid your fair share in pain, sweat and tears, well done
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Bunch of loser on CT attacking my wife calling her a stripper because they have a bone to pick with me My wife worked as a model in the highest class of fashion that exists and was wildly successful She's one of the most hard working & amazing human beings I've ever met She's also the best mom imaginable So she's definitely not a stripper and never was, but even if she was what does that have to do with you? You have to be some special kind of loser to try to talk down someones family to win an argument on the internet That's some virgin energy, or the attitude of someone that only ever got attention from women when they themselves paid for it Smells like projection to me
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Portnoy is taking a giant shit on Krakens reputation and they're just sitting there doing nothing Time to step in @krakenfx, this shit is starting to look bad on you too
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*Stole
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Eric Trump says the Trump family has made more than $1 billion from crypto, FT reports.
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I genuinely think the best way to trade is simply doing nothing 99% of the time and then sizing big once something crazy happens, take profit after a decent sized move even if you only capture half of the entire thing and continue doing nothing again 1 trade a year kind of thing
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Five years in crypto make you 20 years older 50 years richer
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If this recent blow-off leads to a larger sell-off I think buying alt dips on that low will be very profitable If BTC instead just keeps running I think alts will be on the back burner for a while Alt season potential is there
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Replying to @stablekwon
I've done the math and I'm not sure you're right
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Unironically though If any of you in crypto ever tell me again Trump is doing 4D chess in geopolitics I'll tell you to fuck off because he clearly doesn't know what the fuck he's doing Crypto reserve that includes fucking XRP and ADA Utter clown show (I am euphoric)
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I'm calling it a day shorting, I think there is a very reasonable chance we get further expansion down but if that happens I wanna be able to concentrate on buying rather than being stuck taking profits on shorts Got more than I expected, but short duck is retiring again
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$ETH to $2000 $BTC to $40k 🙏
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Wife owns an apartment in France Squatters came in, threatened other inhabitants in the building with guns to make them leave, once they do the squatters play landlord and rent the apartments out to other squatters Western laws don't cater to insane people, it is wild to watch
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I personally feel like all of the below is realistic in the next weeks BTC to $28k+ ETH to $1.8k+ LTC to $80+ SOL to $50+ LINK to $12+ DOGE to $0.1+ Fuck the bears
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The more Elon gets involved in BTC the less attractive it becomes to me Looking into other altcoins, potentially promising
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Time for alts to send innit
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This is how alt seasons used to start Nuke huge Full retrace the nuke Then full send Bit much to bet on an alt season right now but if we get full retraces, especially on BTC pairs I'd get quite excited
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The best argument for why this is gonna giga send is that we've simply run out of bad news We've nuked every company, every reputation, everything The whole industry is a laughing stock, and yet price is 2x from the lows What else do they wanna throw at us?
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I feel like most of you overestimate how happy wealth is going to make you If you’re miserable now you’ll be miserable when you’re rich Wealth only brings temporary fun, it’s your view of life, your friends/family that can make you happy long term “Hustling” won’t change that
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So we're almost at $30k even though in the last 12 months -Luna went tits up -3AC perished -Celsius imploded -Blockfi exterminated -Voyager bit the dust -FTX exit scammed -Genesis was slain -Bitzlato was taken from us -US crypto banks got shut down -Aggressive SEC intervention
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Man being unbothered is such a cheat code Life is so easy when you just decide not to care about things you can't change
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Stocks down Crypto down Inflation up Buy things? Lose Keep money? Lose What a lovely situation we've got on our hands
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After checking the charts thoroughly this morning I can confidently say that... I have no clue Good luck friends
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Most of you said you'd go all in at $20k and now we're trading at $16k and you're selling your coins Bunch of fairweather bitches
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Still think the last leg of the bull market is missing, it's not gotten crazy enough yet and the way the US gov seems to be setting up it kinda feels like that'd be a massive waste of a ready-to-go powder keg Personally not panicking one bit, could be me being complacent though
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They lost to fucking Ripple and they think they can go after ETH? LOL
SEC WAGING CAMPAIGN TO CLASSIFY ETHEREUM AS A SECURITY: FORTUNE Source: DB | Coins: ETH
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If you're wondering "where has Don been" Been shitting out blood, went from one doctor to another and I'll be getting a camera up the butt in a few days to see if I'm fucked or not. Twitter/Livestreaming/whatever isn't my top priority right now, hope you understand Much love
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1 $ETH almost $5000 I remember when I dreamed about BTC hitting that number. Mindboggling.
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Loving life
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Glad he said not financial advice otherwise that tweet would've been bad
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Crazy to see how CT has owned less and less BTC over the years Back in the day, everyone was euphoric when BTC was strong, people felt like they were missing out when they didn't have leverage even That turned into everyone euphoric when ETH went up And now people are only happy when dogshit rallies Majority owns BTC -> Majority owns ETH -> Majority owns dogshit They shook the entire community out of the only thing that is actually valuable in the long term to chase short-term gains
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Best thing about all of this is the Americans in my comments trying to tell me how this is still better than what Joe Biden did BRO YOUR PRESIDENT IS SHILLING ADA AND XRP LMAO
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Lemme give you one piece of advice If you see crazy numbers on here, crazy multipliers you name it And you try to do the same You'll lose all your money guaranteed This is a single-player game, you compete with yourself, not with some made-up numbers you see on social media
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What people on here don't realize is that there are real losers behind the grifts and scams that are run on here Some random schmuck with $100 to invest getting rinsed by Dave Portnoy for all he has A dude trusting Ansem with his last $500 because he portrays himself as genuine A Trump fan yeeting his savings into Trump coin to make it All I hear on here is "Yeah but there were winners like XYZ" brother... these memes are zero sum, the winners took (or will take) from the losers It's a fucked sort of hunger games and the influencers on here have machine guns while you've got dick all
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Everything reminds me of her (2017 crypto cycle)
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Bears are very very close to being wrong here
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Would've been good to be able to interrogate Epstein on the matter of Trump being involved with him If only he didn't die in custody With malfunctioning camera equipment Unsupervised while being a high profile target While Trump was president What an unfortunate coincidence
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Someone just told me that BTC is gonna half in 3 days There is even a website with a countdown and everything Sold before it's gonna do that, gonna rebuy once it's done Should be an easy 2x
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This is what Elon Musk nuked his reputation for?
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Since this post: WIF: -73% MICHI: -89% MOG -50% NUB: -85%, AURA: -96% SCF: -95% MOTHER: -90% BILLY: -98% MUMU: -90% Too lazy to go through the entire list, but those sure are some S and A tier memes right there Can't believe this man is shit talking others for how they trade
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People out here talking about "final capitulation" while we almost went to zero due to cascading liquidations overnight. If there ever was a final capitulation yesterday was it. The ballsy fuckers that didn't sell yesterday aren't gonna capitulate, they'll go down with the ship.
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Kinda funny how normies just decided to launch their own coins this cycle instead of buying ours
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I can tell you one thing Sentiment has never been this bad during any bull market I've ever participated in Whether that's a good or bad thing I'll leave up to you
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One of the greatest tragedies of our time is that young people can not afford to own their own home Starting a family, improving the places around you, being part of the local community All things you're not gonna think of without a place you own We're all worse off for it
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Elon will abandon the right the same way he abandoned the left the same way he's abandoned his family I give it 4 years at most for Trump to have a major falling out with him, I'm curious who CT is gonna stick up for once it happens
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TraderPenis (SZ) out here doxing my name in a Tweet pretending to be a gangster Never forget, he said he'd break my legs IRL, and when I in turn challenged him to a fight he chickened out He combines the worst of our industry, PnDs, larping, and talking big online without having the balls to back it up himself Tough macho talk upfront, pretending to be an "alpha" while actually acting like a weak beta behind the scenes
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If you're stuck in a 9-5 go nowhere dead-end job Try crypto! You'll be stuck in front of the computer from 9-9 instead.
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This is one of the most retarded candles in my entire crypto history
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I would've never thought we'd ever see people capitulate on crypto with BTC trading at $100k But here we are lmao, this market is ruthless this cycle
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Can't tell me this ain't true
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I think the whole BTC treasury company ponzi has barely begun When crypto went wild in 2017 it was all you saw everywhere Kinda wanna see the same fervor just on the institutional side before I get bearish and we're not even close to that yet IMO
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This tariff shit is so retarded There is a reason countries don't get into trade wars with their friends The moment you start, the other side retaliates, so you have to retaliate again, a never-ending cycle The only ones celebrating are China, North Korea and Russia Good job
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The SEC protected people by making them sell their BUSD and converting it into USDC before a bank run Thanks SEC, helpful as ever
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What I think will happen: 1) BTC pumps to ~9-11k 2) Alts start rallying close to the top 3) BTC starts dropping while alts do really well 4) BTC dumps hard 5) Alts dump hard 6) Everyone complains about the whales 7) I buy BTC back at 4k 8) ETF gets approved & the cycle repeats
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I'ma be an ETH maxi for the rest of the cycle It's the right amount of (relative) low risk vs high reward I like There is probably more money to be made elsewhere (I still think DOGE and XRP are good bets for example) but its nice not holding a ponzi for a change
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Kinda obvious we'll get a proper alt season at the end of all of this I think the question is when will it occur, will there be a wipe before and what will go up the most rather than do we get one Exciting times ahead
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Every American is gonna buy this guys made up Internet money whether they consent to it or not LMAOO
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2025 Goals -Uncomplicated birth of 2nd baby & him being well & healthy -Fully retire from trading (This time frfr I'm not addicted) -Move to the beach to surf -Eat & live healthier -Enjoy life -Find new passion & purpose in life beyond trading crypto
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I was originally planning to sell some at $35k Don’t think I’ll do that anymore, I’ll just be a moon boy until I get a really really good reason not to be Until then I’ll ride this thing, no brakes
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Honestly now that I've bought ETH I'm like You're telling me I just bought at $3k While BTC is at $100k That seems like I just scammed someone
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