Someone asked AI to turn each country into a villain 👇🧵
2,359
14,207
67,243
8,796,658
I cook if anyone is looking for a wife
5,317
1,033
51,247
3,707,648
People with 0.04 bitcoin deciding if they should take profit or not
738
2,407
41,962
3,222,214
Elon Musk exposed the EVIL truth of TikTok 🚩 Here's why you need to delete it ASAP 👇🧵
1,638
6,961
39,451
*World War 3 breaks out* Crypto people:
418
3,767
35,262
2,070,697
90
481
30,994
439,984
Bitcoin was 16k
I’ll retweet this when bitcoins 100k
348
1,839
30,473
1,163,984
“Bitcoin can’t keep running like this” Bitcoin:
331
2,134
27,512
1,327,824
Donald Trumps crypto advisor
608
1,301
20,128
969,180
211
1,423
18,720
1,046,661
Sex is good but have you gone down the FTX rabbit hole? 🐇 Here are some interesting ones 🧵
568
3,008
18,013
My bloodline chanting my name as I put everything in crypto
354
1,410
16,902
808,409
the FBI calls crypto money so they can arrest you for money laundering the IRS calls it property so they can tax you on capital gains the SEC calls it a security so they can sue every exchange the CFTC calls it a commodity so you can’t use it as a currency
598
3,693
14,449
1,287,766
194
1,185
14,361
661,957
I asked AI to turn countries into women 👇🧵
763
1,879
12,475
2,853,668
Replying to @MalevoSuaveArts
256
1,091
12,822
887,353
The Big Short movie is about a guy who made $800 million by shorting the stock market Michael Saylor has made $11 billion buying bitcoin
271
984
12,798
438,555
72
770
12,222
1,007,502
Investing in 2025
439
2,327
12,462
982,812
*World War 3 breaks out* Crypto people:
365
1,152
11,636
760,344
US banks have a 0% reserve requirement since 2020 if John deposits $100k, his bank can loan all of it to Sarah so now John has 100k in his bank and Sarah has 100k in hers 100k was just created out of nothing if John and Sarah go to the bank to take out the 100k in cash, the bank doesn’t have it this is called a bank run
1,013
3,360
11,377
2,692,717
79
796
11,962
345,314
Andrew Tate case got dropped, Donald Trump president, bitcoin edging 100k the matrix is breaking
175
645
11,292
296,983
“Bitcoin can’t keep running like this” Bitcoin:
150
716
11,864
649,528
184
926
10,976
789,736
219
744
10,784
546,856
504
933
10,903
474,095
“Crypto is just luck”
202
772
10,508
503,616
Bitcoiners in the office today
399
826
10,366
1,426,707
113
188
9,923
522,802
Men, is this accurate?
1,354
507
10,086
719,064
If you buy a haircut for $100, the barber gets $70 after income tax then the barber buys a painting for $70, the artist gets $50 after income tax then the artist buys personal training for $50, the trainer gets $35 after income tax and so on until $0 left and the government owns all of the $100
1,128
1,413
10,076
2,340,423
How does Saylor buy $2 billion at 87k and we drop to 81k
1,634
338
10,323
1,280,351
128
789
9,976
603,615
Ethereum might be FUCKED now because of FTX Here’s why 🧵
1,021
1,233
9,280
326
997
9,869
726,622
Would you break up with me for 1 bitcoin?
3,889
197
8,467
952,615
101
406
9,390
1,065,749
208
665
9,899
722,435
445
735
9,525
580,767
315
695
9,604
651,291
147
716
9,742
468,592
5 largest companies in Canada: 1. RBC Bank 2. TD Bank 3. Scotia Bank 4. Bank of Montreal 5. CIBC Bank 5 largest companies in USA: 1. Apple 2. NVIDIA 3. Microsoft 4. Amazon 5. Google See a problem?
Community note
5 largest companies by markup in Canada are 1. RBC 2. SHOPIFY 3. TD 4. ENBRIDGE 5. BROOKFIELD CORP 5 largest companies by markup in USA 1. APPLE 2. MICROSOFT 3. NVIDIA 4. AMAZON 5. ALPHABET (GOOGLE) companiesmarketcap.com/cad/canada/lar… companiesmarketcap.com/usa/largest-co
815
1,394
9,449
612,691
86
427
8,863
1,149,489
Bitcoin is being manipulated 🚩 And the SEC is in on it 🧵
652
1,264
8,622
135
553
9,248
416,438
How did Saylor buy $2 billion and we go from 97 to 92k
1,715
338
9,167
842,761
Fuck the lambo, fuck the Rolex, fuck the mansions I’m here for freedom
766
593
9,174
297,579
Ye explains why we need #Bitcoin
594
1,705
8,290
36
369
8,507
946,195
399
886
8,507
1,036,329
$123,000 bitcoin
214
373
8,846
558,151
Starbucks accepts bitcoin soon they will turn this on in every country to avoid 2.5% credit card transaction fees and inflation
873
1,282
8,475
984,854
He knows something big is coming
514
569
8,978
630,936
Michael Saylor invited 500 Italian models to ‘party’ but gave them an hour lecture on bitcoin and a copy of the bitcoin standard and sent them home
733
653
8,319
694,216
80
454
8,739
364,125
Satoshi: I’ve created bitcoin so you don’t have to trust anyone with your money People: hey BlackRock take my money, buy bitcoin and hold it for me Satoshi:
199
756
8,750
241,831
44
507
8,281
939,973
180
478
8,057
1,115,045
337
654
8,164
420,146
84
489
8,278
418,072
Germany sold all their bitcoin at 56k lmao
496
432
8,224
345,061
When you realize they haven’t even cut interest rates yet
216
737
8,410
422,281
49
506
7,847
1,100,258
45
501
7,853
1,005,261
*World War 3 breaks out* Crypto people:
245
727
7,971
343,142
224
679
7,825
466,925
209
944
8,130
352,367
People with 1 btc at the bitcoin conference
297
483
7,590
596,438
“Ai will solve world hunger” Ai:
216
374
7,440
728,657
BlackRock salesmen today: Imagine a currency, not controlled by any government, immune to inflation, and as easy to send as an email. That’s Bitcoin. Bitcoin is not just another stock or bond; it’s a revolution in finance, a complete game-changer. Now, I know what you’re thinking – ‘Is it safe? Is it a good investment?’ Let me put it this way: Bitcoin has been the best performing asset of the last decade. It’s outpaced gold, stocks, you name it. And the reason is simple: scarcity. There’s only ever going to be 21 million Bitcoins. That’s it. And as demand grows, and believe me, it will, the value? Skyrocketing. Before you make your decision, there’s something else you need to know – the Bitcoin halving. It’s happening in just 4 months. The new supply will be cut in half and historically, every halving has led to parabolic gains. People who get in before the halving are positioning themselves for the possibility of massive gains. It’s a pattern we’ve seen time and time again, and now, you have the chance to be ahead of the curve. Trust me, the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more. How many bitcoins can I put you down for?
294
1,382
7,305
821,859
Bitcoin was 117k Friday then the ETFs bought $200 million, which dropped the price to 116k then Metaplanet bought $632 million, which dropped the price to 115k then Strive bought $675 million, which dropped the price to 114k then Saylor bought $99 million, which dropped us to 113k Finally capital B bought $62 million, which brings us to 112k
1,026
593
7,872
920,954
62
294
7,081
1,011,337
63
422
7,433
263,984
BlackRock is marketing bitcoin hard CEO says it needs to be in portfolios for uncorrelated returns
359
897
7,204
612,506
Guys only want one thing
317
881
6,996
758,185
This cycle is different because the bitcoin etf people can’t swap to alt coins
644
441
7,052
960,653
When he whips out his NFT collection
541
422
6,757
El Salvador right now
131
424
6,946
244,322
Gm, line up for forehead kisses if you're still here
811
162
6,418
220
674
7,303
449,465
153
483
6,966
531,170
Honda now accepts bitcoin and ethereum how long before Tesla comes back
Community note
Misleading headline, Honda is not directly accepting Bitcoin as a payment method. You can finance, lease or purchase a Honda ride through third-party FCF Pay. To Clarify, FCF Pay accepts crypto for payments, not Honda. Source: nitter.app/fcfpay/status/
268
1,125
6,680
556,232
171
593
7,087
285,128
100
602
7,150
421,148
Bitcoin bulls right now
99
792
6,793
340,634
*World War 3 breaks out* Crypto people:
148
507
6,651
406,878
Someone big is buying bitcoin, like someone really big
607
221
6,777
490,527
“Please don’t be weird at the party” Me as soon as I get to the party:
142
334
6,780
278,352
Men are simple creatures
435
676
6,503
475,645
Drop a like and give me a follow because this is my new home now 🫶
224
204
6,515
65
150
6,771
116,651
130
352
6,616
253,842
Warren Buffet is secretly investing in bitcoin 🚩 Here's the truth 👇🧵
469
1,003
6,123
294
654
6,455
496,254
95
350
6,511
270,591
El Salvador right now
92
366
6,383
201,843
37
311
6,124
937,250
Bank in Canada won’t let customer withdraw cash they ask him to prove why he needs cash
880
1,671
6,265
2,329,527
I got into bitcoin to make money, but instead it led me down the deepest darkest rabbit hole imaginable enter at your own risk 🐇🧵
294
1,019
6,115
1,283,101