ex trading desk @ hokkaido ginko user @googlemaps mid and small cap asset mentions in reply = blocked no check dm, no telegram, no ai or nsfw fan art ❌
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stocks is truly goated
you buy, and now the most powerful, corrupt, smart, insider, elite, educated people work their ass off everyday just to pay you dividends
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wait binance have 60 billion in cold wallets? dis seems like 420 magnitudes more professional than ftx scrambling in absolute shit defi farms just to meet last few redemptions before they 0'd and ftx barely had a cold wallet so why are ppl scared
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assuming FTX funds are gone this is biggest 1 day loss in cat's life, mebbe le saddest part is cat may no longer sponsor streamers, art software, open source projects, etc, cus dat costs cat ~ 1M a year
money was always a number, cat still will live in nice hotels, is oke
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if you rob a bank, you're a criminal
if the bank robs you, its finance
if everyone robs everyone, its trading onchain shitcoins on solana
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we pumped so hard that the biggest fraud in crypto history got enough money to repay customers 1 to 1
Enron could never
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so price is same as 2 days ago, but the bitcoin futures open interest literally got wiped in half
let me explain (simplest possible) how this means we just had the most significant weak hands > strong hands transfer in probably since march 12 2020
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every big holder with coins in cold wallets cant sell rn cus too scared to even connect their ledger
bullish
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bitcoin halving will happen on 4/20 an we're trading at 69K
there is no second best market
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As a professional trader, I do not make price 'predictions'.
I derive a probabilistic view of the market using conditional if/then statements.
Example: if the market goes any lower, then I'll need to get a real job.
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feeling very pre-rich lately tbh
not some short term price prediction, just know we're gana trade so much fkn higher in 2 years
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dis now getting ridiculous furr real
all the business bla bla and shady meow meows
is cope, we all fucked around and we all found out, except ur still meowing so much, acting like a true kitten
go make it all back if ur actually gud at dis game
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first time I picked up a bar of gold i was surprised by how heavy it was, until i picked up a bag of ethereum
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the best unemployed sleep schedule is the 8am - 5pm
sleep when people start having to work, wake up at 5pm, get breakfast (their dinner) with friends who got off work, then start doing activities, when they go to bed you play video games, then sleep when they go to work
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when i was like 15, a classmate asked me out, i didnt know her well said no
fast forward 2 years later, my mom starts buying real estate from her mom, and apparently they are multi billionaires
so i coudlve been set since 15, but instead im here shit posting as a cat
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monthly budget:
200$ - food
50$ - electricity
600$ - rent
20$ - other
1,825,950$ - NFTs
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why isnt anyone talking about how NFTs being settled in ETH means ETH is now potentially the base currency of all internet culture, history, memes, and digital art
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stop meowing, youre one of the dumbest hoomans in observable gene pool cat has ever seen
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cat have simply stopped believing in cycles because the idea of being able to buy BTC at -80% just for it to x10 repeatedly forever is absurd
also crypto natives have never had a smaller impact on BTC's price action, its over for cycles, up only
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in order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents...
all their struggles, love stories, difficulties, and you're staring at the the 1 minute chart
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Goodbye all finance/crypto twitter
Hey guys, just wanted to thank you all for the great memories that we've shared during my time here. Unfortunately, I lost my virginity and therefore I am no longer qualified to be a "crypto bro". I'll miss this community greatly.
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It looks like @ArkhamIntel has moved over 25.2m $ARKM (>$56m) over the past 2 days
Most of these funds have gone to wallets unlabeled on their platform, where a significant portion has moved to Binance 😬
Let's take a look at what's going on because they won't show you...
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nft projects be like
1.3M - compensation for core team
1.25M - salaries for core team
2.45M - compensation for founding members
1.5M - co-founder buyout
400k - salaries for founding members
1.8M - compensation for team
2.15M - founding team salary
1.1M - earnings for core team
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it kinda make sense that very few people are getting into crypto when there has been stocks runners like non stop past few years, in size, and they actually go up, in a straight line, unlike crypto, while in crypto shit just dies in like 2 days or sometimes 2 minutes lmeow
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in cat opinion
there isnt much genuinely good content on ct
the amount of engagement farm, sensational headline slop, made up bs, paid shilling, etc is all so abundant its mind blogging
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if you rob a bank, you're a criminal
if the bank robs you, its finance
if everyone robs everyone, its decentralized finance
if everyone gets money, its BLAST, the L2 with native yield backed by Paradigm
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liquidation cascade tier list:
S: 12/Mar/2020, 26/Jul/2021
A: 24/Sep/2019, 19/May/2021, 12/May/2022, 6/Feb/2018, 1/Apr/2019, 19/Jun/2022
B: 26/Oct/2019,18/Apr/2021, 10/May/2020, 5/Aug/2024
C: 26/Oct/2019, 15/Nov, 2018, 9/Feb/2019, 04/Dec/2021, 11/May/2019, 21/Oct/2020
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so ur telling me that we paid tax to US gov, provided us 0 protection from FTX Celsius BlockFi, etc, and now theyre dumping on us, while doubling on tax ?
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market isnt doing well but hang in there
when i started trading i was young and broke, but through years of hard work and determination, i am no longer young
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people wash trading trillions of dollars between themselves finally realize they're literally just buying a piece of rock lmao
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every short position ever taken in history on crypto is about to go underwater
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wen ppl ask wyd now, we can finally just say finance instead of looking like a clown lmeow
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someone was selling flood risk insurance to ppl that live in a desert thinking hes a genius and now hes getting liquidated
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so where is tianmen square again ?
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u dont have to be sophisticated trader or super smart
you just wait until the market is as retarded as you are
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GMEOW
cat and yue will probably separate in near future because of our differences and paths we want, we are very accepting of each other, still liking, and appreciating of each other
and cat is grateful to have shared our daily moments, and especially our art, with everyone
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when cat was a kitten, cat mom always said dont do smoke cigarettes, look what happend to grandpa cat, it got cancer
but cat deeply regret not smoking cigarettes cus your opinion gave cat cancer anyways
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polymarket traders filing their annual income to IRS be like:
annual income breakdown:
59% - "Yes" on Israel to strike Gaza
17% - "Yes" some genocide of some exotic population
24% - "No" on Zielinski wearing a suit
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looking at etf's affect on price has made cat giga bullish
pretty obvious that most of btc trading volume is 100 traders gambling on what 1 spot holder does, spot is very thin, when etf volume ramps up without supply overhang, this asset class is going to infinity
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when cat was a kitten, cat mom always said dont do smoke cigarettes, look what happend to grandpa cat, it got cancer
but cat deeply regret not smoking cigarettes cus this post gave cat cancer anyways
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just met a 9/10 hottie at the park, there was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and spread her legs
as we were making love, cat thought... imagine buying lambos to pick up girls, these taser guns are only 50$
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can someone help me plan my monthly budget am going broke:
90$ - food
10$ - electricity
300$ - rent
20$ - lube
221,207$ - t54 main battle tank
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chinese state owned news covering @zachxbt and some of his investigations in a short episode 😹😹😹😹
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first time I picked up a bar of gold i was surprised by how heavy it was, until i picked up a bag of ethereum
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ETF goes live tmr, cat will start doing brief cat summary and commentary of spot flows on Coinbase everyday, mebbe until it gets boring
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