Anime Bald Papa Youtuber. In no specific order... especially not alphabetical. Business: chronexiamisty@gmail.com
Cowansville, Québec
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Today would be my 10 years anniversary on Youtube. Tut-Tut 🥳🥳 Thank you for all these wonderful times together. Love you times infinity. ❤️❤️
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It's happening. I've been getting barrage of undeserved Copyright Claims so the channel is gonna get ax'd. Over 4 years of work is about to vanish. All my content is Fair-use but these companies are bullying me into the abyss. Please help me @TeamYouTube I don't know who to reach
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Skyla was born last night on July 17th. Along with her older sister Misty and mommy Jess @helizasan I now have the ultimate Mario Party team.
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UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE. It just went up to 5 strikes. There's just no end in sight. Look at my inbox. FUCKING LOOK AT IT. HOW IS THIS OKAY?!
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*inhales*
- One Niece
- Dragon Mall Z
- Breach
- Seven Deadly Sims
- FairyMail
And my favorite:
- Your die in april
#dadsaway
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You ever noticed how Meliodas and Ban are such bros they basically picked female-looking version of each other as girlfriends?
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Non-Anime Franchise you never realized that are Isekai:
- Harry Potter;
- Super Mario Brothers;
- Assassin's Creed;
- Stargate;
- Alice in Wonderland;
- Persona;
- Tron;
- Chronicles of Narnia;
- Back to the Future;
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon;
- Motherfucking Space Jam
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Swear on my life this happened today, in London:
Homeless person: do you have change?
Me: sorry i don't (only carry a card)
HP: ...
Me: ...
HP: ......... are you Misty Chronexia the youtuber?
Me: How the actual fuck?
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For Christmas I got my whole Family CO2 poisoning. What did you get yours?
(God this is probably the worst month of my life) ((everyone will be okay thankfully but fml)
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Holy fucking shit glorious day. Expect a video about the whole situation as soon as i'm physically fit again (still kind of sick from the Monoxyde poisoning yesterday) THANK YOU EVERYONE who helped a lot or a little. Likes&retweet made a difference. You saved my job, literally.
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Those are strange times we live in. You know there's some folks REAL mad, out there, about this. 😂
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Ever wondered why I've been slow with video output lately? Spoiler Alert: here's the reason :) Call me Daddy Misty from now on X3 #BabyHype
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Just a reminder that a guy with 2 very young daughters is currently out of a job because YouTube's copyright system is abused and no one there seem to care to fix the issue.
Can you think of ANY OTHER JOB where people have to worry about random strangers unjustly firing them?
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Hi it's me, i'm still getting more. I now have 3 sets of strikes channel termination. This ship is sinking bois. And now YouTube is straight up preventing my appeal to be done. Like if you're not gonna help, at least don't fucking make things worst. #WTFU ???
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Are you guys ready for Chronexia and the Eight Seals Episode 1? Start the hype, it's coming for Thanksgiving! #CATES patreon.com/MistyChronexia
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24hours in and Misty's still alive and fierce. She is judging your waifu so hard right now
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Canada now hiring refugees. Prerequisites:
- Don't mind Winter;
- Apologize a LOT;
- Say "Eh" every once in a while;
- Praise Tim Hortons.
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Man my birthday really doesn't have the same hype as it did when i was a kid, but hey, I'm 31 today. Sinking deep in my thirties, please send help... or anime. More anime is always good too.
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‼️STORY TIME‼️
In french, when we toast we say "Chin-chin" (glass clinking sound). Been teaching my 2 year old daughter to toast, no biggie. Then I forgot about it and we met Japanese relatives for a party. Daughter promptly yells chin-chin!!
Chinchin means Penis in Japanese. 🤦♂️
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My wife Jess broke her waters, labor begins and we havent slept since yesterday send her love and follow her on twitter too! @helizasan 💗💗
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You've heard of Chronexia and the Eight Seals, now step aside for Chronexia and the Eight Strikes.
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It's a Harem anime, except every strikes is a tsundere.
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Congratulations to Joey @TheAn1meMan my buddy for reaching 1 million subscribers!! We made it fam! #SoProud
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Friend: Such a creative invention!
Me: Yeah it's all fun and games until you get deepthroated by a 4 inches long Ice Rod
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This also means I cannot upload anymore videos on the channel until the whole process is resolved. Guess it's gonna be a really crappy Christmas this year. Because of all these claims the little bit of monetization I was still getting absolutely tanked too.
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I👏DON'T👏CARE👏IF👏YOU'RE👏TALLER👏THAN👏ME.👏
👏HEIGHT👏IS👏NOT👏AN👏ACHIEVEMENT👏TO👏BE👏PROUD👏OF.
👏GENETICS👏WORK👏LIKE👏THAT.👏STOP👏BRAGGING.👏
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I'll save you some time actually... If you're not hooked by the time Luffy puts his hat on Nami, One Piece is not for you.
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Explaining anxiety to someone who doesn't get what it is:
Anxiety is when you hear battle music but you don't see the enemy.
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Now that Ash has finally won a league the only thing left the fandom demands is that he actually grow older and get together with Misty.
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WELCOME TO MY ATTEMPT AT A PERFECT BOWLING GAME YOUTUBE EDITION! *Laughs Hysterically*
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For those who don't understand, let me translate:
Vroom, vroom, moto is great cute, yes hello karate kid.
Trust me, i'm fluent in weebanese.
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I don't block people for bad mouthing me or mocking my work, I don't care. But if you take a picture of my daughter and sully her with your twisted "sense of humor"about hentai, I SINCERELY hope someone punches you in the face, you, disrespectful, cunt.
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I realize im inconsequential in the whole youtube realm but... FUCKING WHAT MATE? Logan Paul showing a dead body is beyond disrespectful its borderline sociopath disorder. Don't usually think badly of people but come on man theres some line you dont cross.
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Wanna piss off your significant other? Speaking in Weebanese is a guaranteed way to work. Instant classics includes but is not limited to:
"Wow, chotto matte a minute."
"I'll see you mata ashita"
"ariga-thanks a lot"
"Sayona goodbye"
"Nani the fuck?"
and much more.
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To play the devil's advocate, we have homophones in every language including English:
Rose (flower)
Rose (past tense of Rise)
Rows (plural of row)
Row's (possessive of row)
Rows (third person present tense of to row a boat)
Roes (as in Salmon roes)
Rhos (plural of Greek letter)
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Wow you guys I was walking in suicide walmart and I found this!!! Here let me zoom in on it! So radical!! Like and retweet if ur sad too :(
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I felt I was well overdue for a channel Art update, so check out my new Avatar!! :D Super happy with how she came out! Art by: @SquChan
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Your mood after hearing they're turning Kimi no na wa in a live action hollywood movie.
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You ever wonder what's it like having something caught on loop in your head? Thats me right now. Thanks @akidearest
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Our deepest condolences from the whole Chronexia family. Take the time to grieve and i hope you can bounce back to your cheerful upbeat self soon. I'm sure he would have liked you to. Hang in there.
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So despite having never seen anime yet. My two year old daughter started running like Naruto.
The dad in me find this funny;
The professional anime YouTuber in me is face-palming;
The Weeb in me is like YASS, QUEEN, DO IT!
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My prediction for the next decade in terms of Anime:
- Isekai Anime but instead of a nobody being reborn as an OP protagonist. It's an OP Demon Lord being reborn as a average Joe.
Wanna know the worst part about this? You'd watch it.
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Horimiya got more character progression in 5 episodes than Clannad ever did in its entire first season.
Get mad why don't ya.
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Unpopular Opinion: If you use Logan Paul's scandal to make a response video "AND YOU FUCKING MONETIZE THAT VIDEO" you're not better than him. I get YouTube is hard, but that's some fine hypocrisy you got there. (Not aiming this at anyone, that's just a general statement)
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I'm so fucking defeated by the entire copyright strike crisis. Between the onslaught of claims & YouTube not giving a shit this makes it the worst month of my career. Half a decade's worth of work just frozen in time cuz "lul my bad" But happy holidays for everyone else i guess🤷♀️
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Spent 4 days working on a video and get 20,000 views on it. Spend 20min on a garbage one, get half a million views...
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Woo, just broke 1 million Subscribers on Youtube, I'm finally in the Million club. Drinks on me!! But nothing expensive cause im still cheap
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Misty Chronexia exposed Sex Tape with his wife @helizasan
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Final night with the whole gang 😢 i wont see them again for a long time. These guys are the best thanks again @AnimeMatsuri
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Pokemon Go, Anime Youtuber Edition... I feel like this is way too accurate. @TheAn1meMan @Lost_Pause_ @akidearest
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Everyone's first real crisis. Choosing a favorite starter pokemon. Now it's Misty's turn.
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Jess and I got married two years ago. Thank you @helizasan for blessing my life with soon to be 2 amazing daughters and for being my best friend and my number 1 fan.
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Misty my daughter just figured out how to open food cabinets. And with her blinding lightning speed she grabbed an opened bag of rice. Time slowed down as she looked me dead in the eye and spilt the whole bag on the floor. Stone-cold murderer. She laughed. I cried.
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⚠️ *PSA SPREAD THE WORD* ⚠️
HentaiHaven is back, I repeat, HentaiHaven IS BACK!
rt to spread awareness!
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