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It's the 4th of July, and you forgot to pull the frozen burger patties. What do you do? Here's some burger info that will blow your biscuit.
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Update: Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected. If anyone has any coordination in process for meals, supplies, etc for LA, reach out to me, we will provide as much food to deliver and arrange supplies as well.
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Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?
A Bill Gates backed company is now producing butter with no animals, no plants, and no oils ā itās made from carbon.
The company is working with restaurants, bakeries, and food suppliers to incorporate their carbon-made butter.
Mainstream media reports it has the āblessing and backing of Bill Gates.ā
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My son wants a lawnmower so he can start a side hustle. I told him I would buy the lawnmower, but he has to pay me back through his revenue. We went back and forth and finally settled on a 75-year payment plan instead.
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This guy owned a pharmaceutical testing lab. In 2010 he went bankrupt, locked the doors and left all the puppies and monkeys he was testing inside to die.
Donald Trump arrives in Michigan today to celebrate his first 100 days in office.
Here's how I'll be greeting him.
ALT Billboard reading "Rep. Shri Demands Congress Impeach Trump"
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This will ruin this restaurant. Employees will have no job now. Unemployment wonāt pay for months. Insurance probably wonāt even cover losses.
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We just ran payroll. The payroll taxes were 2K higher than calculated. We called the payroll company. They explained (in summary) that California has a budget shortfall, and the federal government wants money back that it lent California for UI that it "lost." They are making up for it by having business owners pay it. Keep in mind that it was around 10% of our total payroll. When people say, "Why isn't California business-friendly?" remember this.
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Thank the internet detectives who time stamped the laughing and clapping in the TMZ newsroom to the exact moment they announce Charlie Kirkās official passing. These ghouls tried to double down on the lie and got caught. Disgusting.
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My kids just came home and no longer know how to read because Trump is eliminating the DOE. This is a constitutional crisis.
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Elon Musk has almost 300 billion net worth. He could give every American $1 billion dollars but instead he wants to buy Twitter.
Community note
This is clearly a joke/satire. The next comment by the author explains that. Elon Musk does not have enough money to give every American 1 billion dollars.
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Charlie Kirk Vigil Huntington Beach - someone sent me a view from the air. Thank you all for turning out.
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The guy who made millions selling corn syrup laden ice cream jam packed with chemicals and glyphosate is mad that he canāt stud his cherry Garcia with poison anymore.
New flavor: Pesticide Party. In 2017, the Organic Consumers Association (OCA) tested 11 samples of Ben & Jerryās ice cream and found trace amounts of glyphosate, the active ingredient in Monsantoās Roundup herbicide, in 10 flavors.
Ben from @benandjerrys goes berserk in a congregational budget hearing
This just does wonders for the brand
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When people argue that an airplane is safer than a restaurant patio, I know thereās no intelligent discussion to be had.
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When our governor is out eating with 15 people, inside, without masks, without social distancing; that says: I donāt care. Repeat after me: Gavin Newsom doesnāt care. He lies and defies his own orders then lies again and unilaterally bankrupts hundreds of restaurants.
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I remember when @joerogan said this
Taking daily vitamin D and fish oil supplements may help protect older adults from developing autoimmune disorders, a new study found cnn.it/3g1fscD
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FYI, this lady will NOT be prosecuted by DA Bragg in NYC. Their office dropped the charges.
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Does anyone else get livid when they get on Twitter only to find out people have different opinions? @elonmusk has turned this into a dangerous chamber of free thought, reason and logic. Iām deleting my account next year.
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One has to be amazed by this. Her polling went from the toilet to beating Trump without a single interview. Not a single question about her policies.
Kamala Harris gains 7 points in national poll ā and a swing-state VP could boost her even more trib.al/3CEdtRH
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CDC is sending a Fitbit to every American - offering incentives for those that take over 15K steps daily. Just kidding, they don't care if you're healthy.
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I took this iconic photo of the east wing of the White House many years ago. I canāt believe itās gone. No Kings.
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Elon Musk buying Twitter?! Yikes, whatās next, Jeff Bezos buying a massive newspaper?
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311,457,587 people saw the original lie. 2,598 people saw the retraction.
PBSā Judy Woodruff apologizes for falsely telling live audience Trump tried to talk Israel out of cease-fire deal trib.al/tw1K11F
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Without fail, our 18 year old team members always tell us we messed up on payroll after their first paycheck. āI am supposed to be making $22 per hour but the net amount seems much lowerā - Their world is shattered when we tell them about taxes.
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I took over a restaurant once for a friend. My first day everyone quit. I cooked, cleaned and ran the show with one utility guy for three days. In those three days, as vendors came in and customers leaked info, it came out everyone was stealing, giving way food and booze for perks, and generally being unethical. Elon is the chef in this analogy and the federal government is the restaurant. Side note, we turned the restaurant around and got awards within 6 months.
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Less than 1/2 a mile from our restaurant there are thousands of shoppers piled atop one another at Walmart, eating as they shop (maskless), in lines 45 people deep. At the same time, Iām the target of a hate group online for allowing diners to sit outside, 12 feet apart, and eat.
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Next time someone asks, "Who is going to pick all the blueberries?" Here you go, they all need work.
Catch Up
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Santa Carota Beef just dropped hundreds of pounds of grass raised carrot finished beef for us to cook and get to those in need in LA. He drove 4 hours from the farm to drop. Amazing people.
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This is excellent. These guys were trying to prank the man running. He gives him the mic and the guy basically takes over the show and convinces everyone to start running š excellent Ethan.
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Just remember, the Senate blocked a $48 billion aid package for restaurants and other small businesses this week, but has no problem spending billions elsewhere.
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Newsome bans outdoor dining for the entire state of California. What did I say yesterday? I will not comply.
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California avocados are the best avocados in the world. The only reason you donāt see more California avocados is because the industry is undercut by cheap imports. Typically the avocados from Mexico are imperfect, bearing minimal fruit. Iām all for shortening the supply chain and strengthening US avocados.
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Iāve seen a lot of silly analysis regarding the no tax on tips proposal, but everyone is missing the big point. The IRS spends millions going after tipped employees for mis-reporting or potential underreporting. Last administration there was a whole new task force targeting these lower income workers. By eliminating the tax altogether we can also eliminate this whole division of the IRS. That pays for any lost revenue.
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Everyone who screamed for years: āitās a private company - they can do what they wantā regarding Twitter - are pretty loud about @elonmusk doing what he wants.
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This is a wild one
Another scam. Michigan commercial fishers canāt catch Walleye but Canadians catch 14 million pounds of it and sell it back to us at $8 lb. Gets worse. Michigan Taxpayers pay 1.5 million to restock Walleye in our lakes so only Canada can catch them. @MichiganDNR
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Or think about it this way, imagine how horrible he would look if he didnāt work out? š¤£
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My message for all the haters. Please share the logic. Sorry, havenāt had a haircut since March.
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We are giving $4,728,500,000 to 9 random countries while we suffer at home. We could have given $100K to 47,285 low wage American workers and changed their lives and everyone around them forever. Think about that.
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The Taliban is posting videos of people falling off planes here on Twitter. But whatever you do, donāt post covid stats or youāll be removed.
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Normally I hate the nitpicking, but this is the world in which we live. My six year old was reprimanded for having his mask below his nose for 30 seconds. Babies have been removed from planes.
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For anyone wondering if they should let their meat rest after cooking but before cutting. I cooked two identical cuts of meat. The top one was cut immediately the bottom one rested for 15 minutes.
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I love playing the ācount the private jetā game at every climate change conference.
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Newsom must resign ASAP. Yesterday he was inside a restaurant dining and doing a painfully cringe-worthy ābitā with George Lopez in a county that is NOT ALLOWED to have indoor dining. It is in purple tier. This is a slap in the face to every restaurant worker. Every citizen.
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If I had to give one piece of steak cooking advice, it would be to flip your steak as much as you want when cooking it. The more you flip, the more evenly it will cook (and it cooks faster) - you'll also get better browning. The whole flip 1 time and wait is wrong.
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Subway was built on being the less expensive, mediocre option. People went there because they wanted something less processed (ingredients in front of them) at a lower price. Subway was able to keep prices low because their buildouts were cheap due to the lack of hood, smaller size and economies of scale to buy āpreppedā ingredients. Now that the price of buildouts have gone up so much, regulations have driven operating costs higher and food costs are through the roof, they can no longer sell the food at a low cost. Their initial selling proposition has fallen apart. Itās happening to many value brands. Itās a result of Bidenomics.
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Just fire all 1,000. Are we living in a fantasyland?
The pressure campaign to remove RFK Jr. has been ratcheted up as a 1,000 HHS employees sign a letter demanding his resignation.
If 1,000 employees who helped lock down America, close schools, mandate Covid shots, masks, and social distancing want RFK fired, itās a badge of honor.
RFK Jr. remains one of the adminās most popular cabinet secretaries.
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Itās looking like California will shut down shortly. But why? We abided by all the rules: ALL of our guests wear masks, we distanced everyone, not a single employee has tested positive for covid out of 100 team members - Zero, we use plexiglass partitions ā another shutdown?
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Great, my wife just asked me to list 5 things I did around the house this week. Iām signing off for a bit.
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Jeff, can I call you that?, one of your drivers dropped a full truck of goods at our restaurant for delivery to those in need, then came back 20 min later, off his shift, to volunteer and help load more trucks. Good people.
Amazon is working with first responders, nonprofit partners and humanitarian relief agencies on the ground in Los Angeles to get them thousands of vital supplies. The team will continue to support relief efforts in coordination with community partners and humanitarian organizations in the coming weeks.
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2022 and 2023 and yet I didnāt hear you say a word:
ā¢Car insurance: +20%
ā¢Rent: +7.5%
ā¢Restaurant meals: +8.4%
ā¢Groceries: +11%
ā¢Beef: +9%
ā¢Chicken: +14%
ā¢Pork: +9%
ā¢Eggs: +70%
ā¢Milk: +17%
ā¢Bread: +14%
ā¢Fruits and vegetables: +9%
ā¢Electricity: +14%
ā¢Gasoline: +49%
ā¢New cars: +13%
ā¢Used cars: +37%
ā¢Clothing: +5%
ā¢Personal care: +5%
ā¢Hospital services: +5.6%
ā¢Prescription drugs: +5%
ā¢Education: +5
Rents are up nearly 4% ā the largest increase since 2011.
Natural gas prices are up 14%.
The cost of meat, fish, and eggs is up over 5%.
And now some families will see their health insurance premiums go up by $22,000 a year.
This is Trumpās economy.
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The government shouldnāt be allowed to send money to other countries until every city in America has clean drinking water.
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Is it not possible to make covid test kits in America? We bought 500 million from China during a supply chain crises. Let that sink in.
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Amazing how quickly the mass shooting went away. FBI gets another pass, but Elonās the threat. Democracy dies in darkness.
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Iām still amazed at how Starbucks is able to get their coffee to taste like burnt rubber tires and convince the world if you add some oat milk everything will be fine.
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TF is wrong with 34% of America?
66% of US adults oppose transgender girls competing on female sports teams, new survey reveals trib.al/rPv0PJt
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He will be the only person in Oakland prosecuted for pulling a gun in the last 7 years.
Liquor store worker pulls gun on mob of bicyclists surrounding California store after they attack him trib.al/VA7Xnss
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If I see a Black Friday video from Walmart with people crowding and fighting at 12:01 tonight Iām opening up a restaurant in my garage at 12:02.
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Restaurants are trained to be safe and sanitary (even outside covid) - these are well-managed spaces. Walmart employees arenāt required to have food handlerās safety cards, yet they will remain open as we close dining rooms. Why is a Walmart safer than a restaurant?
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Holding your breath counts as wearing a mask. This is huge.
L.A. Mayor Garcetti Says He Held His Breath For Maskless Photo With Magic Johnson deadline.com/2022/02/l-a-mayā¦
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People are saying Mass Formation Psychosis is a conspiracy theory. Perhaps the cute term has other origins and an elite can pick it apart with Ivy League intellect, so Iāll dress it down a bit: People Have Lost Their Damn Minds - Is that easier to understand?
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Mark Cuban fell for the Nigerian Prince scheme and weāre supposed to think heās a top thinker?
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I remember doing this with my father as a kid. Heād say āAndrew, grab the hot dogs and a Molotov cocktailā then weād light someoneās Chevrolet Cavalier on fire and build great memories.
ABC News reporting on the LA riots: Itās ājust a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn.ā
You donāt hate the media enough
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The people who religiously followed Rage Against The Machine 20 years ago became the machine.
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One acre is one acre too many. There is absolutely no reason another country should own US Farmland.
EXCLUSIVE: Map shows Chinese-owned farmland next to 19 US military bases in āalarmingā threat to national security: experts trib.al/AXMIVU5
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People are unbelievable. This was what was donated just while we were dropping the last load in LA.
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So now everyone agrees they are bad? Excellent, this is good news. So if we allowed them for so long, and the FDA oversaw this, then we should also rebuild the FDA.
FDA may outlaw food dyes āwithin weeksā: Bombshell move would affect candy, soda and cakes, revolutionize American diets trib.al/fzgtPd3
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If your instinct as a journalist is to cloak a killer in kindness, itās time to find another profession
DISGUSTING: ABCās Matt Gutman says heās not sure āif we have seen an alleged murder with such specific text messagesā that were āvery touching, in a way, that I think many of us didnāt expect ā a very intimate portrait into this relationship between the suspectās roommate and the suspect himself, with him repeatedly calling his roommate, who is transitioning, calling him āmy love.ā And āI want to protect you, my love.āā
āSo, it was this duality of someone who the attorney said not only jeopardized the life of Charlie Kirk and the crowd, but was doing it in front of children, which is one of the aggravating circumstances of this case. And then, on the other hand, he was, you know, speaking so lovingly about his partner. So a very interesting and, as Pierre said, riveting press conference.ā
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Iāll be taking a couple days off. I was asked to cater a hot dog afterparty for 10k people at some undisclosed location on Marthaās Vineyard. Iāll post photos.
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No. The pendulum always swings and if we set this precedent then steak is next when someone else is in charge. Get rid of their subsidies and it will remove itself. The free market is the best mandate.
šØBREAKING: Do you support RFK Jr mandating companies like Coca-Cola to remove high-fructose corn syrup ?
YES or NO ?
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I just learned there are facebook groups wholly dedicated to calling the authorities and reporting restaurants that they feel have violated Covid orders. Most of the profiles are multi-millionaire women from SoCal and their 30 year old sons living in the 7 bedroom guesthouse.
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I just find it incredibly coincidental that the government is culling millions of birds, driving the price up, and suddenly the talking point is how the price of eggs have skyrocketed under Trump. Frankly, this is why we need @RobertKennedyJr in a position to get to the bottom of all of this.
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