“Twitter’s Sweetheart” - Tacoma News Tribune καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει, καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

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The bar when I arrive:
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sunday means cracking open the autism bible
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the orcas are wearing the salmon hats again. last time this happened the soviet union fell. they know things.
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BREAKING: docusign announces 400,000 layoffs (3% of total headcount)
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Idk who needs to hear this but realistically too many photos like this shred the reputation of harvard and stanford
went to a fancy dinner in SF and everybody went to Harvard (or Stanford)
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you may think this is a sporting event but it’s actually a DocuSign all hands
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Replying to @Ishansharma7390
welcome to America you are a guest here. we tip here. leave if you don’t like it.
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Realizing that Joshua Tree is one of the stupidest national parks of all time is extremely freeing
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Replying to @BPositive104
yes
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Replying to @sally124445
yeah but like all the people in those places are saving up to move to Montana so it really makes you think
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Replying to @pli_cachete
no longer aspirational
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whatever happened to all the girls who wanted to be marine biologists? are they okay? like is everything good?
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haha yeah being unemployed is so cool haha
i miss being unemployed
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Replying to @skooookum
it isn't though. it is not a lot. if you say it a lot you are lying. and when you lie you give control of your reality to others.
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Replying to @PanManIsHere
massive vote of confidence in their own product, have to respect it tbh
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you guys are all quitting your jobs? umm… that seems… umm… the timing isn’t really right for you to uhhh… do the whole individualism thing
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every day we stray further from God’s light
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my dad is 77 has cancer and decided to rebuild his entire living room + a new roof by himself because… reasons looks good though
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Replying to @growing_daniel
is it not?
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Sf is irl twitter Seattle is irl reddit New York is irl bloomberg Los Angeles is irl imdb
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Replying to @growing_daniel
that happens more often than you think; one of my coworkers had all his worldly belongings shipped there on accident
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Replying to @thedimitri
crazy how men are out here sexualizing women's thick beautiful juicy asses. disgusting to me.
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Replying to @EricRichards22
I don’t think Eric Schmidt has been right about anything for like thirty years
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after taking my adderall, zyns, and drinking a white monster i am ready to face a strenuous day of sitting at my desk providing key insights to business leaders
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hey just a note to everyone: you should not have your phone out when you are escaping from a crashed airliner. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
Inside view of Pearson plane crash in Toronto 😳🇨🇦
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butter chicken ✅ garlic naan ✅ tip: $0
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kind of wild how my instagram suggested is just straight up doxxes of like half of you guys
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tpot stands for thirtysomething part of twitter
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wow! just found out that 27% of all Indians are employed by DocuSign
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Replying to @phrygiandomina
I like to think they like the attention. They have a whole exhibitionist thing. But it would be a fun misdirect.
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Replying to @powerbottomdad1
there’s a manual gravity-locking backip feature for landing gear on this plane, so it doesn’t really make sense that they couldn’t get them down. like that wouldn’t happen. very likely pilot error (korean pilots have a history of stuff like this unfortunately)
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one of the lessons that you learn as you get older is that the most powerful combination of people is a highly credentialed high achiever and an uncredentialed scrappy smart guy
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Replying to @Iamhere4theAds
the crazy thing is that there are joshua trees across the mojave desert. they have them in Las Vegas
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
they started measuring and reporting on airlines whose flights were significantly delayed so they pad flight times to offset this, especially on flights to airports with congestion/ground delays/atc constraints/difficult weather could also be a stronger tailwind going east
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you guys ever notice how women are one way and men are another, different way?
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Replying to @HinduHops
rip king
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women will literally post an instagram story about climate change then set their hinge filter to >6’2” and not see any problem
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well yeah because they actually hired a million today and the announced layoff was in percentage terms
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update: they said “put this on your twitter”
the women are making me take their photo so… yeah
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Replying to @skooookum
for the record I am very much at the beginning of my rope
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Replying to @thedimitri
laughing and saying "yeah, I don't care about that" has gotten me out of basically every attempt to longhouse me so far
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Replying to @tolstoybb
I bet it feels so good to be in pile class
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not texting your ex is a marketing scheme being run by Big Single to stop you from being happy. don't buy into it.
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Replying to @bryancsk
bryan please stop intellectualizing things
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Replying to @beholdthe84
same big time
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well fuck, i’m employed again. what the fuck this sucks.
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Everyone who says "cities shouldn't look like this" should be required to post pics of what they think cities SHOULD look like.
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Replying to @bryancsk
bryan delete this
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we used to be a real fucking country, man
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wait, you’re ALL unemployed?
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idk who needs to hear this but no, you do not need a PhD
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Replying to @levelsio
miami condos are notoriously a place to park cash and/or launder money for wealthy south americans and eastern europeans fyi
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You picked your side in 1776, I’m sorry.
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it’s probably bad that traditional media (esp print media) is dying and there’s nobody paying someone to go sit in every city council meeting just to make sure they aren’t doing crazy stuff i love X the everything app but there were a lot more eyes on things 20 yrs ago
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ok well i guess i’m starting a new job on monday
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concrete truck driver, tc: 450k (cash) I wish I was kidding
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reply and i will tell you what kind of airplane you are
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casual reminder this guy literally works for Nike
“Socialism sounds good in theory, but never works in practice.”
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Happy Thanksgiving dummies
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it’s kind of wild how every man just jorks his shit crazy style when he gets into a hotel room a lot to think about there
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Replying to @OHWallStreet
fascism continues unabated
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you all mind if a white boy says konnichiwa
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I hate the nation of immigrants rhetoric because my ancestors weren’t immigrants; they were colonists. It’s really not the same thing.
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BREAKING: sources confirm Moo Deng has been laid off by DocuSign
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Replying to @levelsio @Airbus
A330 - Airbus’s second most popular product line - noticeably absent here
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ummm… what are they… planning?
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IT’S CHADSON BIRTHDAY 1 like = 1 happy birthday for the birthday boy
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Where is chinese Joe Weisenthal? Show me him. NOW.
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I did nothing wrong
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Replying to @skooookum
the cancer is actually part of it for me
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Replying to @skooookum
you wear headphones in the store? what?
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once people have bought into the outdoor lifestyle you can milk them for virtually all of their disposable income because they truly believe they aren’t simple consumers purchasing a product. kind of an amazing business, really.
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Doing irl factorio do not text
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Victoria, the capital of British Columbia, a metro area of 600,000 didn’t have a sewage treatment plant until 2021 and dumped all of their raw sewage into a waterway shared with the US that is extremely important for shellfish harvesting. They aren’t victims.
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chimpotle boyslop for the birthday boy
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I can tell from a mile away these people do not come from money.
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this is my mission statement for this account btw
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
going to wake up at 5:00 to go for a run. unclear if good idea
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the no kings people strike me as exactly the people who yearn for a king and love centralized authority more broadly but go off i guess
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woah
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Replying to @sally124445
the crazy part is that they're absolutely correct to do this
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i am begging online conservatives to act in their own self interest and conveniently remember that used cars are expensive now because of barack obama
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ah yes the very real and not completely made up theological teaching in which you are compelled with the implicit threat of violence to give money to the needy
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someone’s on the menu @skooookum
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the spirit airlines bankruptcy really reminds you that maybe people aren’t supposed to fly at 518mph 35,000’ above the ground from Baltimore to Ontario, California for $47
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this is going to be the horniest summer on record i can feel it
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IM WATCHING THE PUPPY BOWL DO NOT TEXT ME
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i want to eat a pizza in new york city amongst the rats and the lesbians
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Replying to @TheAtlantic
sort of wild to literally do the thing everyone hates in the subtitle of the article that argues the thing isn't a problem
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do you know what democracy is?
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california has 113 community colleges and I don't think I have ever met a single person who attended one
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just FYI there are about 30 serious air accidents involving airliners in the US every year
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White Lotus does a really nice job of showing that Four Seasons hotels are empty vessels devoid of substance as are the people who stay there.
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had some pizza and yelled at a drunk wine mom for being annoying last night 10/10
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some of you are legitimately very very weird
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drunk engage if you agree
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i am going to destroy the city of palo alto in fifteen minutes
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the Tonga Room pool is there for those agentic enough to swim in it
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Replying to @netcapgirl
just finding out there are ten other countries
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Replying to @Noahpinion
it is perhaps unsurprising that respecting property rights makes your country more appealing to necessary foreign capital
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Replying to @skooookum
this is where you meet some of your greatest friends and also potential nemeses
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