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The Oxford Bar
Walking home this evening. Not a bad old town…
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Finally got a letter printed in The Times...
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Knighthood: Day One…
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Thinking of all the parents of special needs kids and adults. Our son’s facility is in lockdown - rightly so for staff and residents, but hard not seeing him.
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I was asked by the BBC to talk about the Salman Rushdie stabbing. I declined because I felt I had nothing useful to add. But this…
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Has anyone tried switching politics off and on again?
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I take this photo a lot. There’s a reason why I take this photo a lot.
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Edinburgh Castle on my way home from “the office”…
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Meadows 7.30am. Not all heroes wear capes...
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The young gentleman behind me got his vaccine on Wednesday...
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Bloody hell i won!
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Evenings are getting lighter. Grassmarket at 5.45 today.
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Two hours left of my fifties. Big party planned for tomorrow - and you’re all invited...
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Celebrating my 62nd birthday in Istanbul this morning.
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Autumnal Victoria Street, Edinburgh
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Ah yes the famous extra hour we get when the clocks go forward. Well done @TheScotsman
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A reminder of Rebus’s patented recipe for Scotch Eggs: Put eggs on to boil. Pour a Scotch while you wait. Keep drinking. Throw away the eggs.
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Got in early; got a snug…
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Someone at my event yesterday asked me how I deal with fame. This was after security guard told me event was sold out so I couldn't go in.
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In town earlier. Film crew parked up. ‘What’s happening, lads?’ ‘It’s called “Rebus”.’ Right you are…
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Normal afternoon on The Meadows as a Sinclair C5 and Penny farthing glide past…
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As some of you know, my younger son is in a wheelchair. Thanks to @nbbeachwheels we got him on to the beach and down to the water’s edge in North Berwick today. A simple idea but a life-enhancing initiative.
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Good afternoon from the Scottish Highlands...
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For those saying: I thought pubs were in lockdown? They are. I took my own can and a glass, drank my drink, then walked home.
Enjoying a birthday pint @TheOxfordBar1!
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It’s #InternationalAngelmanDay so here’s a photo of me with son Kit at Christmas - the one day we’ve had him home in a very anxious year.
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I almost want to buy more shoes and doors so I can put business Timpson’s way - seems a classy outfit.
Good news! We have bought our 17th colleague holiday home, this time in Great Yarmouth. We now have 643 weeks a year for our amazing colleagues to have free holidays next year with their family and friends. Looking after colleagues is the best investment we make.
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Edinburgh five minutes ago…
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The moon is doing that.
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Good morning from Bobby and me…
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During lockdown I started doing Duolingo. Yesterday I completed my 800th consecutive day. And then deleted the app. The refit is woeful, repetitive and uninspired. Merci et auf Wiedersehen.
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‘Dreich’ is a fine Scots word for weather that isn’t.
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My wife was in Belfast recently visiting her mum in hospital. Left her phone in a taxi. Company put her in touch with driver who posted it to Edinburgh. Wouldn’t take a penny for his troubles. This is by way of thanks. 🙏👍🙏👍
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Me making rice: hmm, that doesn’t seem quite enough, I’ll add a little bit more. Me twenty minutes later: what am I going to do with all this rice? Every. Time. It’s like the anti-spinach…
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The end of the working week…
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Might write a book this year. How hard can it be?
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Good morning from The Meadows, Edinburgh…
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Minding my own business in St James’s Park this morning when…
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Happy St Andrew’s Day!
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Central Edinburgh at night…
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Enjoying a birthday pint @TheOxfordBar1!
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Post-vaccine. No super powers as yet.
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I reckon that’s me done…
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Some heroes make you work hard to pay your respects. Worth the long steep climb to Robert Louis Stevenson’s tomb in Samoa…
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Just posting this before going back to the book I’m writing about the disappearance of a genial TV host turned novelist... 😉
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Me in my usual spot. I only stop to take a photo because it gives me a breather during the climb…
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The Meadows, 5.30pm.
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Hats off to the chap who saw my tweets today and thought ‘I’ll walk around the city, might bump into him.’ It came to pass and I signed his book. Cheers, John.
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Castle catching some rays this afternoon...
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Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood! Looking good in today’s Times...
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You’re only allowed three films in your life. They have to be by the same director. I’d go for That Sinking Feeling/Gregory’s Girl/Local Hero. How about you?
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West Bow from the Grassmarket this morning.
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No disrespect to The Who, who were great tonight, but can we agree that fans who’ve paid £100 to be at a gig deserve - hear me out - a comfy seat and a view of the stage. No?
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If you are in Cheltenham and see this man please give him a marmalade sandwich and show him where the Literature Festival is. He is lost.
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Just finished first draft of next novel. Here’s the cover reveal...
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Edinburgh 10.30pm
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Should probably have copied in @StephenKing - powerful message on the wall of Edinburgh’s library for homeless people…
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Edinburgh Castle is always worth a snap…
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Are we ready to party?
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Good morning from Edinburgh…
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Started watching a TV show last night called The Bridge. Danish cop and Swedish cop working together. Pretty good so far. Just thought you should all know...
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Looks like the news is officially out - Rebus coming back to terrestrial television. Can’t wait for people to see this.
🙌 Amazing news! The BBC will air Rebus on BBC Scotland, BBC One and BBC iPlayer in the UK this spring! More: bbc.com/mediacentre/2024/bbc… #RikRankin #RichardRankin #Rebus #Outlander @Beathhigh @RikRankin
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Back in the @TheOxfordBar1!
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The Meadows, Edinburgh, 11.30pm.
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The face of an author who’s just learned that A Heart Full of Headstones will be spending an eleventh week in the U.K. top ten…
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A fortifying lunch as the storm outside strengthens…
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
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Greyfriars Bobby well wrapped up this afternoon...
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Never change, my Glaswegian friends.
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Remember you need to take precautions if preparing to look at today’s eclipse, such as wearing sunglasses or living in Scotland…
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This clip gets me Every. Single. Time.
I'd never seen this clip, or heard this story, before this evening. Joe Biden hugging Corey Hixon at the funeral of his father, Chris Hixon. Chris was a teacher who died in a school shooting, attempting to disarm the gunman.
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Today’s Scottish weather word: dreich.
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Booksellers, librarians, teachers and everyone else who’s a passionate reader - I hope you get the books you desire this Christmas. Here’s to us! 🥂
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Heading home from the pub through the Saturday evening throng…
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Ah - I no longer have to keep my mouth shut - Rebus will be back on TV!!!
Fantastic news for @Beathhigh and all Rebus fans. So glad the news is out. variety.com/2022/tv/global/i…
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Ah - the news is out.
EXCLUSIVE: Golden Globe winner Brian Cox will take on the role of Rebus in a new online adaptation - 12 years after author Ian Rankin first called for him to play Edinburgh's most famous detective. news.stv.tv/entertainment/br…
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Decided on an Aperol Spritz while I consulted the menu. Drink arrived - and I no longer needed the menu…
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Lovely birthday photo of Lawrence Dallaglio (46) in today’s Times.
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Good morning, Nuneaton! View from my hotel bedroom this morning.
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Scotland at 9.30pm - lang may yer lum reek!
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High Street/Royal Mile.
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Holyrood Park.
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Edinburgh sky 9pm
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Killer: Yes, I did slaughter all those people, but in a very specific and limited way. Rebus: Fair enough then, off you go.
🚨 Brandon Lewis confirms the Government will break international law on EU Withdrawal Deal: "Yes, this does break international law in a very specific and limited way".
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First time in a while…
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Greetings from Brussels. A week-long holiday starts here…
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Off to Greece on holiday. Treated ourselves to business class @British_Airways - tickets bought in February. Arrive at Heathrow to find we’ve been bumped to economy. Story of my life…
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Forty years to the day since my mum died. Still miss her.
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Dean Village.
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Jack and me trying to get Kit to look at the camera for that all-important Father’s Day photo…
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Easier walking down than up - must remember that…
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Tollcross, Edinburgh, just now.
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The Meadows this evening...
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Walking home at midnight…
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Moon over The Meadows tonight...
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Home again, home again…
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Usual shot as I head to “the office”…
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Last time I looked there was a fair amount of Britain north of Inverness…
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Here’s hoping for calmer waters in 2022. Thanks, everyone, for your company this past year.
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View from my new office. Chance of getting much work done in the early days: slim…
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