Trae Crowder
@traecrowder

Comedian, renowned blood traitor, etc. linktr.ee/traecrowder

 Los Angeles, CA
traecrowder.com
Joined November 2009
Just updating the ol pinned tour graphic, as I am periodically wont to do. Come see me out there on the trail. I hear it’s dusty. Tickets at traecrowder.com
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ON JOE BIDEN OFFENDING THE AMERICAN RIGHT BY SAYING DEMOCRACY IS GOOD
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ON LAUREN BOEBERT’S UNDYING DEDICATION TO TRASHNESS
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ON THE FBI’S RAID OF MAR-A-LAGO
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ON BEIN FIRED UP BOUT TIM WALZ
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"That rich asshole who just insulted hurricane victims from his golf course...That's my guy." - people I thought I knew. Shit.
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TRUMP WINS AMERICA LOSES WHAT ELSE IS NEW
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ON THE NOTION OF VOTING REPUBLICAN BECAUSE OF THE ECONOMY
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ON TENNESSEE BANNING DRAG SHOWS
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HONEST REACTION TO THE DEBATE FROM ME AND THE MOST HONEST OF ALL SOURCES
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4,894
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ON LIZ CHENEY GETTIN WHOOPED AND THE GOP
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ON JD VANCE’S WHOLE DEAL
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ON BIDEN DROPPING OUT
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ON TRUMP PREDICTING HIS INDICTMENT AND CALLING FOR TROUBLE #TrumpIndictment
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I voted for Bernie in 2016 and this year, but if you think my ass ain’t officially now Pro Joe as HELL, then me and you’s just two different kindsa liberals (I’m the kind that wants to win).
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Alright well….Ima keep runnin my mouth til they throw me in the gulag that’s all I know.
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ON THE ELECTION RESULTS AND OTHER BAD NEWS FOR THE GOP
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LETS CATCH UP WITH RFK JR, TIM WALZ, AND JD VANCE, SHALL WE
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ON THE LONG AWAITED STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS NEWS #studentloanforgiveness
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ON OHIO AND THE FUTURE OF DEMOCRACY
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ON KANYE, ALEX JONES, NAZIS AND ALL THAT LUNACY
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Talked about Jason Aldean this weekend.
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ON THE REACTIONS TO TRUMP BEING INDICTED
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ON AMERICA HAVING KINGS NOW
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DID YALL GET RAPTURED TODAY OR NA? #SolarEclipse
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ON KETANJI BROWN JACKSON AND THE CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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12,715
ON THE JD VANCE AND TIM WALZ DEBATE
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ON TRUMP/MAGA MAYBE PLANNING TO STEAL THIS WHOLE THING
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Well we got us a new kitten. My wife “rescued” Gravy here from a tree in Clay County, TN. Though honestly “abducted” feels more accurate. #Caturday
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ON THE SCAM THAT IS SCHOOL VOUCHER PROGRAMS
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I walk in on my sons watching Jurassic Park: Me: As a kid, I could quote every word of this movie. Them: What?! No you couldn’t! Me: I can’t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry Them: huh? Sam Jackson: I can’t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry
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ON ALL THE “GROOMER” TALK AND OTHER HATEFUL RHETORIC FROM THE RIGHT
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ON TRUMP GETTIN GOT
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ON WHATEVER THE HELL THAT DEBATE WAS
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ON THE SECOND TRUMP PLOT, SPRINGFIELD, AND POLITICAL RHETORIC IN GENERAL
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Flattered beyond measure, yall.
Al Franken
@alfranken
27 Jul 2024
Caught @traecrowder’s show in Brooklyn tonight. Absolutely brilliant and hilarious!
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ON RAND PAUL AND PEOPLE TAKIN IVERMECTIN
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Attention TN authorities! Three men are about to do a show in drag at the Bijou Theater in Knoxville, with at least one child present! In the name of Jesus, SOMEBODY STOP THEM!
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Me, a Tennessean, watching Ohio and Kentucky do stuff that’s good
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ON ALL THE TRUMP GEORGIA STUFF AND THEM GOIN AFTER FANI WILLIS
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ON CONSPIRACY THEORIES BEING OUT OF CONTROL
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ON INFLATION AND THE GOP’S PLAN FOR IT
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RE THE GREAT BUD LIGHT HISSYFIT OF 2023
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ON DAVID PECKER AND THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AND ALL THAT
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ON BEING QUALIFIED AND REPUBLICAN PROJECTION
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A brief message on the latest horrific school shooting, this one back home in Nashville.
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ON WORKING CLASS PEOPLE BEING REPUBLICAN (HAPPY BELATED LABOR DAY)
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ON NEW HOUSE SPEAKER MAGA MIKE JOHNSON
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ON THE INFAMOUS MSG RALLY THIS PAST WEEKEND
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ON REPUBLICANS AND THE BORDER CRISIS
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THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME; THE 2024 ELECTION IS UPON US #Election2024
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ON THE STATE OF THE STATE OF THE UNION
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ON THE OHIO TRAIN DERAILMENT AND CORPORATE GREED
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HOW MANY DIFFERENT LIES CAN TRUMP/MAGA TELL ABOUT THESE HURRICANES ANYWAY
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ON DESANTIS HUMAN TRAFFICKING TO OWN THE LIBS
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ON THE DC CIRCUIT COURT RULING THAT LAWS DO IN FACT APPLY TO TRUMP
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ON THE TRUMP STUFF DISTRACTING FROM OVERT FASCISM IN TENNESSEE
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ON THE AWFUL WAY TEXAS RESPONDED TO ONE WOMAN’S NEED FOR AN EMERGENCY ABORTION
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ON TRUMP’S TRULY INSANE (SECOND) FIRST WEEK AS PRESIDENT
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ON HUNTER BIDENS CONVICTION
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ON THE DELUGE OF GOP SCANDALS WE BEEN HAVIN
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They’re on to me, yall.
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They sayin “Trump or Death” now?! My (very brief) thoughts:
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ON THE HOUSE GOP’S WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE
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ON TUCKER BEIN OUT AND BIDEN BEIN IN
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ON BIDEN’S BIRTHDAY AND THE IDEA THAT HE’S TOO OLD TO VOTE FOR
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ON THE PROBLEM WITH RON DESANTIS
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ON TRUMP BEIN BROKE AND BIDEN BEIN CLEARED
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ON TRUMP THINKING HES IMMUNE TO…WELL, EVERTHANG
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Fox News is poppin right now. Lady just said Trumps indictment is a slap in the face to “every single soldier who died on the field at Gettysburg”. Lol
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ON THE IDEA OF A TRUMP DICTATORSHIP
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ON THE RIGHT’S COMPLETE LACK OF EMPATHY
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ON TRUMP’S BIBLES, BIDEN’S BRIDGE, AND RONNA’S SHAME
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ON BIDEN AND KAMALA’S GAFFES AND THEM BEING “UNFIT”
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THE TEXAS SENATE PASSED A PRO KU KLUX KLAN BILL BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DID.
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REPOSTING THIS SINCE THEY’RE STILL FLIPPIN OUT OVER TARGET
Trae Crowder
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God dammit as a Southerner: please do kindly shut your dumb Yankee fuckin mouth.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
17 Aug 2017
Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments. You.....
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ON MAGA LOVIN RUSSIA SO MUCH NOWADAYS
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On that whole “it was REPUBLICANS like LINCOLN who ended slavery” thing
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ON THE SUPREME COURT BEING AWFUL
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Liberal Redneck - Virginia is for Lovers, Not Nazis #Charlottesville #LoveYall
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ON TRUMP BEIN SHOT AND THINGS BEIN CRAZY
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Liberal Redneck - Republican Terrorism Boogaloo (Shortened Twitter Version) #CoupAttempt #Fascism
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ON THE ALL TIME SECURITY BLUNDER FROM TOP TRUMP TEAM
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ON TRYIN TO FIND A JURY FOR TRUMP AND A STRAITJACKET FOR MARGE
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ON KEVIN MCCARTHY’S CRAZY CAUCUS PROBLEM
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ON AMERICA DECIDING RUSSIA IS GOOD AND CANADA IS BAD APPARENTLY
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ON COMER/JORDAN BEIN RUSSIAN PAWNS AND TRUMP TRUCKERS BEIN FULL OF IT
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ON TRUMP’S LITTLE MCDONALDS STUNT AND ALL THE WEIRDNESS BESIDES
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MAGA’s acting like Jack Black sucks because he endorsed Joe Biden? ERRONEOUS
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MY TENNESSEE JUST HAD TO JOIN THE GREAT COVID DUMB-OFF
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ON ALL THE ANTI-TRANS MANIA
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ON ALL THE AMERICANS LEAVING THEIR JOBS IN PROTEST DURING COVID
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This kid called his small town sheriff out for pocketing tax payer $$$, then totally out of the blue he's raided; they find weed, trump the charges way up, and now he faces felony imprisonment, potentially for life. Over weed and a bruised ego. Some backwoods bullshit y'all.
AL.com
@aldotcom
27 Feb 2018
Man arrested on six charges four days after publicly criticizing Etowah County sheriff trib.al/Vt7ESAx
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Not sure about the MAGA Reich y’all
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ON THE GEORGIA SENATE RESULTS AND THE FUTURE
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ON TRUMP TAKING IOWA HANDILY LAST NIGHT
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ON CONSERVATIVE CANCEL CULTURE BEIN OUTTA CONTROL
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WAUKESHA SCHOOL DISTRICT THINKS POOR KIDS ARE “SPOILED” BY FREE LUNCHES
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Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today
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ON STACEY ABRAMS, FETAL HEARTBEATS, AND GEORGIA
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