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🧵 Here's a thread detailing the build process for my self-designed tandoor. You can follow me on IG and view it on my highlights as well. IG: @talal916
ALT clay pot
ALT nearly finished brick tandoor
ALT grilled fish on a tandoor
ALT broken tandoor clay pot
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Social media is weird because everyone is trying to pretend like their life is nothing but Ws. It's unhealthy. Let's be honest and share some Ls.
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You know what's a big issue in the Muslim community? Muslim guys who target non-Muslim girls, use them for years, and then dump them as soon as they turn marriage age with the excuse of "oh my family would never approve."
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When I was interning in college and near graduation, I got a full-time offer from a different company for about $140k. I loved my company and wanted to be loyal so I told them. They told me "Decline the offer, we'll take care of you"
I declined and then my company offered me $65k
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Moral of the story: Never, ever, be loyal to a company. You're nothing to them but a resource to exploit. When they need to cut costs, they won't hesitate for a second to fire you. Never trust anyone in management, they are not your friends. No matter how much they pretend to be.
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Women in the west are whores (because they reject my loser ass), I want a girl from back home (because her family will pressure her into accepting me and my man child tendencies)
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I don't get when guys get salty over women saying "all men are trash." Like if you're not trash, you have nothing to worry about right? Why stress if you're a decent person
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I graduated with a 2.7 gpa, how tf am I supposed to go back and ask a professor for a letter of recommendation for grad school with a straight face
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Damn apparently being 25, successful, and unmarried means you're not into women. I actually laughed at this one lmfao
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Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajioon. My grandpa passed away last night. He was the greatest, kindest, most empathetic man. He never once hesitated to help someone in need, regardless of the difficulty it might bring him. Please keep him and my grandma in your thoughts and prayers
My fully vaccinated (1 month+ after the second shot) grandpa is now in an induced coma on a ventilator. I just don't know what to think anymore. I've turned my brain off. Fuck this virus man. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Thank you to everyone praying for his recovery.
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They target these non-Muslim girls because they don't want their reputation ruined in the Muslim community and no-one would find out about their exploitative past if they only date non-Muslims. Then they marry some innocent Muslim girl who has no idea the amount of girls he used
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How do you have this much hate in your heart man. Nationalism is a poison that corrupts the mind and drains it of empathy and compassion
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God I fucking hate scammers. If anyone wants a resume template that got me a job at Google and offers at multiple big name companies, you can download mine FOR FREE here: tala916.com
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If you're a girl under 18 and a random guy over 18 wants to be your friend or starts calling you "lil sis" or adds you to a group chat, there's like a 99% chance he's a pedophile
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Not Sikh so I don't get it. Why are Indian politicians/celebrities using Khalistani as an insult? Isn't it a good thing to want a land for your own people? How does that make you a terrorist? What am I missing here lol
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I was about to ask how is it physically possible for a bullet falling at terminal velocity to do this? Apparently it's very possible teddit.net/r/Firearms/commen…
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Could you guys please pray for my grandparents? They caught covid despite being fully vaccinated
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It always bothers me that South Asians are usually left out of Asian spaces in the US because they aren't seen as Asian despite being half the population of Asia. The term Asian is usually used to refer to people of East Asian descent while neglecting the 2 billion South Asians.
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So Adam Saleh gets accused of rape and the response from an absurd number of idiots is "why is homeboy snitching now?"/"need 4 witnesses"/"it's just made up for retaliation"
...are you shitting me????
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3 years ago I was about to fail out of school and had no plans to face my parents once I did
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The way some guys describe their dream wife, you can tell they either want a slave or they want one of their homeboys
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This got reposted to Lord.ddesi on IG and the mincels are salty that I'm not calling out women for doing the same thing. Like no shit, I've only seen men do it. Men don't face the same social repercussions if caught like women would. Some places would even kill women for this
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Sacramento showed out for Palestine!
Some shots from my drone
#FreePalestine #SacramentoProud
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You know what's crazy? If it's 400 men, you can assume that's a large enough sample of the population to say that it is all men. Like what are the chances that in this random group of 400 men, all 400 were sexual predators?
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My fully vaccinated (1 month+ after the second shot) grandpa is now in an induced coma on a ventilator. I just don't know what to think anymore. I've turned my brain off. Fuck this virus man. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Thank you to everyone praying for his recovery.
Thank you for keeping my grandparents in your thoughts. My grandpa was just admitted to the hospital, please pray for him and/or keep him in your thoughts. My grandma is getting better Alhamdulillah.
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Did it hurt? When you told your brown dad about a big achievement and he responded with "ok"
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Real talk if any one needs help or wants tutoring for CS, or wants to talk about possibly switching to Computer Science, please hit me up! Too many dummies giving bad advice out there. It's not hard I promise. My DMs are open!
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Iqbal was murdered at the age of 12 by capitalist interests
Iqbal Masih (1983 - 1995) was a Pakistani-Christian anti-slavery advocate. His family was unable to pay off a debt of $12 US dollars so he was sold to a carpet factory owner where he worked making carpets with other child slaves. He escaped at age 10 and became a social advocate.
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I keep getting dms asking if I drink so just to be clear, here's a picture of two virgins lmfao
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How do you vandalize a car, record the evidence, and then post that evidence to the Internet. Like not only are you a piece of shit, you're also the world's biggest moron lmao
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This guy asked for relationship advice on a software engineer subreddit. That's like asking PETA for tips on how to cook steak lmao
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There are desis who feel so ashamed of being desi that they'll take it as a compliment lol. It stems from being told we're ugly and stinky by the west and being treated as less than dirt in Arab countries
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Literally the only people who are willing to pay $15 for pictures of your baby are people who you definitely don't want having pictures of your baby
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Conor McGregor just realized he can sell his whiskey to a billion Indians lmfao
India invented chess. Invented Yoga. They even thought us how to count. Einstein said we owe a lot to the Indians. There is even a golden temple in India that feeds 100,000 people a day for FREE! Man, the Indians are fucking awesome!
If you are Indian, I say thank you ❤️ 🇮🇳
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Some people be like "I have ZERO filter 🤪🤪" like it's some cute way to say " I'm an asshole with ZERO consideration for other's feelings"
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If you super follow me I'll retweet your shit to a 100k+ people. Or teach you how to make Twitter bots lmao.
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No way in hell I'd ever give my kids an iPad or cellphone. Nah I see how it ruins these kids, my baby cousins are straight up addicted to their screens. Feels like screen addiction is getting worse each generation.
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Just testing this Twitter algorithm "trick" to see if it works. Supposedly every single one of your followers sees your tweet if it contains a link to a Space.
So here's a thread of how to get a job in tech and a completely unrelated picture from today.
ALT Car go flip
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I had no idea that there are people out there who gift these to their new daughter in laws. How sick of a human being do you have to be
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Trump could've ended this whole covid thing in like a month if he had just started selling MAGA face masks. His dumbfuck followers would have ate it up
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Hitting your child means you failed to teach them and now you're failing to keep them safe. Literally your only two responsibilities. So what use are you as a parent at that point?
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0.5% of rape allegations are fake. That means 5 out of 1000 rape allegations are false. So when people bring up false allegations as a response to discussions about rape, they're ignoring and the 995 valid cases.
thecut.com/article/false-rap…
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Hey I would delete this, it's evidence of blackmail and you could get into legal trouble for it.
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Pakistanis hate on Malala because they can't stand a woman raising her voice on anything.
They can't imagine a woman going against the misogynistic grain of our society.
They think she's beholden to traditional views because a woman's job is to shut up and be obedient.
“I still don’t understand why people have to get married. If you want to have a person in your life, why do you have to sign marriage papers, why can’t it just be a partnership?” said @Malala in her latest interview for @BritishVogue
#Vogue #Magazine #Malala #Marriage #Partners
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Someone dm'd me to bring this up. This predator, abuser, and pedophile was running an organization meant as a safe space for victims of issues in our community. What a fucking joke.
@/tawakul.nyc on IG
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Sri Lankan twitter found my bot, no idea how but it's been really cool watching people from the other side of the planet engage with it
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