Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.
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When Erika Kirk spoke the words on the man who killed her husband: “That man… that young man… I forgive him.” That moment deeply affected me. I have struggled for over 60 years to forgive the man who killed my Dad. I will say those words now as I type: “ I forgive the man who killed my father.”
Peace be with you all.
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It’s not ok to come up on stage and hit a dude cause you don’t like the humor. It’s not ok at a Comedy Club, concert hall or hosting some cheeseball award show. Chris Rock is a stand up comedian and a standup guy who carried on. I think I would have run.
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A sweet soul pass on in Kristie Alley. Sad, sad news. Prayers for all her family.
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Woke up this morning and noticed a bit more stubble. This always happens to me as I transition to you no who this Christmas.
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Finished my Buzz for Toy Story 4 today and it got emotional. Wonderful full body story. You are all going to love the work this incredible team at Pixar created. We are all going to love this story....man its got everything.
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I continue this week with deep sense of my helplessness overall. I turned to reading Marcus Aurelius:
“If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it," and "Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one".
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Darkness fills my head and heart at the loss of our Marines. All of us adrift in the wake of ignorant leadership and catastrophic lack planning. Deep prayers to all the families that lost so much and to all those struggling to leave.
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Never took the time in all my years to ever read and really read the Bible. Currently almost through the Jerusalem Bible Old Testament and almost done with the Prophets. Next up to New Testament. So far amazing and not at all what I was expecting.
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See ya soon Woody, you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. And off we go to a number 5! To infinity and beyond!
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Memory photo reminds me I am blessed to be in this business. Miss the ones who have moved to a higher venue.
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Almost forgot to wish all of you, your families and friends a Merry Merry Christmas!!!
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Went to see my pal Leno in the hospital after his burn accident. Took some treats and car magazines. He has severe burns and acts like he just stubbed his toe. The due is a superhero. Great care will have him better real soon.
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The little twitter bird has a new owner. Wonder how long it will take for the new shadow ban council to prevent me from saying stuff like: Hunter Biden laptop. Or even more provocative: Tesla in-car fart app? (Love it when driving my Mom.)
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After nearly a year I have finished entire Old Testament and the experience of re reading, dedicated focus and no drifting has made this a humbling overwhelming experience. What a treasure.
Three days into New Testament.
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Really had some trouble processing the cowardly assassination attempt last week. The former president, like him or not, is someone’s grandad, father, sibling, friend and husband. He simply presents a different position. Framing one’s opposition into an enemy is a radical strategy I experienced from the 60’s. It turns actual problem solving into an ego game of winning and losing thru word play.
Consider problem solving to any issue and the truth will present itself in a difficult concept, compromise.
Seek truth avoid a version of truth.
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One of my buddies kid got the virus. The kid recovered quickly and is ok now. So I asked him how he felt and he says this: "Well Mr Allen it was like a weird cold, kinda lost my sense of taste and smell but considering how Dad cooks and my brother farts it might be a blessing."
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Actually got in trouble in the old twitter with a joke about H Biden laptop. Now it seems like it’s no joke.
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Took some kids to Disneyland and overheard a 13 year old boy wondering if he may be pansexual since he loves skillets.
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At last I have a pronoun that includes and maybe offends everyone equally:
“Hey you.”
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On this sad and day remembering 9-11. I add a somber prayer for Charlie Kirks family. This is a very dark moment.
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Who is the face of woke. Do wokees have a club house in someone’s backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?
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I sit with a deep sense of shame for the consequences of this unfocused shameful exit from Afghanistan. So sad at our blood and treasure who lost life and limb. Forgive the rest of us for not demanding more of your leadership.
Bless you all brave warriors.
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Stunned and blindsided by the network I called home for the last six years. #lastmanstanding
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Blessed Easter to all! I am so grateful to be able to fly into Detroit to take my 96 year old Mom who did everything for me and my 8 siblings to church.
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Shot the new pilot last Friday here on the Disney lot where it all began.
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Gratitude is being thankful for where you are even if it’s not where you want to be.
Why is it so easy to forget to be grateful?
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Leaks, whistleblowers, crybabies. Everything in a gummie. Adults becoming children, children expected to process adults themes. Lost sheep. No coherent sustained moral compass.
And that's just yesterday.
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So many blessings in my life yet woke up with profound sense of sadness, no explanation just sat and felt sadness. To experience sad is necessary to experience happiness one imagines.
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Continuing my reading of the complete Bible. Finished a rather intense Ezekiel now on to Daniel. The challenge in reading this Book is how I translate words that the Eternal expresses to the temporary. I need a Snickers.
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They heard all your voices people!! LMS just might be a reality. Keep it up. Who wants more #LastManStanding ?
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What’s the deer looking for in my living room? My niece said, probably a few bucks.
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Socialism
Merriam-Webster
1 : any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods.
2 : a system of society or group living in which there is no private property
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This quote really had me thinking…”The only speech worth defending is the speech which you despise.”
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Got spotted and surprised by the wait staff at my lunch. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Kaitlyn Dever stopped by my taping tonite at ShiftingGears. Such a lucky man. Truly blessed to have worked and loved so many of my cast.
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Went to visit my dear Mom back near Detroit, and yes that’s 12 deer having a party in the front yard. This is not anywhere near a zoo or the forest so what the hell....
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Finished the Old Testament and it is such a gift when I get out of the way and the words and meaning flow. This week I am now in the book of the Gospel of Paul. A Roman Jew familiar with Plato, Stoicism, and other Greek schools of thought. I am amazed in seven pages!
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Hope you all are enjoying the Santa series as much as I did doing it. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Difficult feelings as I sit with my real family ready to say goodnite to the Last Man Standing family we created and lived for all these years. Years that flew by. Heartfelt thanks to all you who watch our work . I will miss being Mike Baxter.
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Forever my heart filled with deep gratitude to all those who fought and still fight for this blessed freedom we call the USA.
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Terribly sad news great friend, great comedian and wonderful man Bob Saget passed. Hit me hard. Prayers and my open heart to his family. @bobsaget
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A reminder for me from an unknown Greek philosopher: “You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”
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Tragic and deep sadness for all my neighbors and friends who have lost so much in these fires. We evacuated and returned to a saved home so many others did not. Support is now gathering for all to help others in need.
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"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”- Mark Twain
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I miss actual journalism. So much opinion mixed with speculation. In a search for accuracy I have leaned in to triangulating sources and asking questions. Gaining real respect for old school reporting. Local news leads the way.
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I had this symbol on everything as a kid and young fan of the military. Yes, I know its Air Force. I was amazed at all the branches. Especially tanks & subs. Today we honor all the brave patriots who sacrifice for this country. I am grateful and salute you all. Go Vets!
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Hmmm…well said quote from the CNN new boss. Maybe a re-focus on accuracy not bs.
CNN’s Chris Licht: “So Much Of What Passes For News Is Name-Calling, Half-Truths And Desperation”
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Woody,
I should have made you two wear my space suits! You and Rita rest and get well!
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Elon decided one bot could stay at this new opened up Twitter. (Hey Sci-Fi freaks what movie is this bot from and what’s it’s name?)
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We wanted to surprise everyone in the fall. But it seems the press found out. This a release from a few days ago.
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I see preschoolers crying about unfair naps and plant-based snacks, the school is broke and no teacher…wait it’s not preschool it’s the Government. You elected crybabies, grow up and do your jobs. it’s our money so stop spending more than you take from us.
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Here I go again. Shooting my new ABC pilot. Great cast, great crew. We shoot Friday in front of live audience. More to come.
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Left some classified papers behind a Chevy Corvette that’s sad Mr President. Now had you left classified papers behind a Ford Probe that’s fun.
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Pixar sent me away from my Toy Story 4 session with a cool as hell black and white Buzz picture. He looks like a linebacker.
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My older daughter visited me at the "North Pole" when she was very young...she never really got over this moment.
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Wishing a wonderful, grateful and memorable day to all who have endured this year. We will be stronger because of this, together. Happy Thanksgiving!
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My heart is feeling deep despair, sadness and helplessness at the horror in Texas that took those precious kids.
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Table read tomorrow for our last show of nine grateful seasons. Thanks to all who watch our work.
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How about ALL of us protest together to help the problems right in front of us.
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To infinity and a Buzz churro here at Disneyland with my family. #disneyland @disneyland
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Really hit me today when I read this quote ”Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King
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The Molinator Art LaFleur passed last Wednesday. This man a kind and gifted actor, husband and father Peace to you our beloved tooth fairy. And prayers to your family.
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All of the cast is here at Disney World
The others are doing interviews elsewhere. So excited for all you to see this.
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Yelled “To infinity and Beyond’ to a young fan as my team is on the road to next gig. Love the shirt.
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“The Santa Claus 4: Home Alone?”
Hanging out with Macaulay Culkin at the taping of my new show SHIFTING GEARS! #ShiftingGearsABC
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We are at it again! ABC just ordered a comedy pilot, ’Shifting Gears’. For more info, click here
variety.com/2024/tv/news/tim…
#homeimprovement #lastmanstanding #shiftinggears
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The sky can be a view of beauty even here in the Peoples Republic Of California.
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