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THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.
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Why hello Jane!
@gregjames My mum thinks she’s sat next to you on a train from Edinburgh right now so if you could confirm that would be amazing, her name is Jane and she’s just had a white wine and says you are on red x
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OK it’s happened. We have the best video ever nitter.app/LoreleiKing/status/153…
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Socialising unnecessarily increases the chances that you’ll spread the virus to someone more vulnerable than you. OLD OR YOUNG.
That person could actually die.
You could be infected and not know it.
It’s mad that you’d go and sit in the pub with your mates knowing this.
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Had a weird evening. Missed a call from Shawn Mendes. 🤦🏻♂️ What a lovely polite young man, though. I rang back to check it was real. He was mortified he missed the interview but we’ll get him back on soon if he’s not too creeped out by the messages about his hair I sent from bed 👍🏼
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Oh my god that was properly brilliant wasn’t it. Also, most brilliantly British thing ever bashing pots and pans!
Extraordinary times can only be overcome with extraordinary acts of humanity
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#clapforNHS
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Btw, THEY AREN’T IN AUSTRALIA ON A MAD TIME DIFFERENCE WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS ON EARLIER FOR ALL OF US OLD FARTS WHO HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
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Passed some tennis courts while doing a quick Barney walk and they were full of people PLAYING DOUBLES
Honestly everyone’s fucking mad.
Do people not see what’s happening in Italy, here or basically THE WHOLE WORLD?!
Social distancing isn’t fun for anyone but we HAVE to do it.
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Yet further proof that @carolkirkwood is a National Treasure
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YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER.
Please set aside 20mins today to watch the best bits of the Handforth Parish Council Planning and Environment Committee.
The best British comedy in decades.
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OK. It’s done. TikTok has peaked. Switch it off we’ve all had our fun. This is perfect comedy.
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IT’S GETTING LIGHTER LATER HOLY SHIT IT’S GETTING LIGHTER LATER GLORY BE OH MY GOD IT’S LIGHTER LATER WE WILL ALL BE SAVED
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I heard a rumour that the further away you stand from Westminster Bridge, the more grateful you are to the emergency services pass it on
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Oh my god @rhodri. Perfection.
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The tweets currently sitting in my drafts are enough to ensure I’d never work again.
Gonna take Twitter off my phone and go for a little walk* round the block
*scream
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THANK YOU COMEDY GODS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
The Christmas lights switch-on we all need in 2020 🤣 🤣
Timing is everything for @TownBridgwater, @Townmayor and @thetoptory 🎄 ✨
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Another week on @BBCR1 Breakfast begins and can I be the first to say that it’s very good to have me on, thank you very much
Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social
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🎶 Right foot, left foot, devastating 🎶
@GNev2 is the new DaBaby
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Arranging a trip to the garden centre tomorrow with all my friends and family I haven’t seen for 8 weeks. Probs gonna conga down there about 2ish if anyone wants to come with
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An UP YOURS CORONA from every country on earth?
Completed it mate.
Not just 193 moments of silliness but 193 real life stories. People uniting together and sharing their experiences of this awful disease. So proud of the R1 team and all our listeners.
#UpYoursCorona
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I don’t know about you but I’ve never needed a new series of Grand Designs more than I do right now
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Matt Lucas is a National Treasure.
I’m going to watch this every day until we’re free again
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Holy shit. Beyond Partridge. I’m convinced @RobGibbons_ and @neilgibbons are now actually writing for Madeley
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OK. An explanation on the ‘no show’...
It’s been a mad 12 hours.
#WhosGotGreg
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Apology rejected. It’s the best thing ever. You should be promoted if anything x
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This is mental isn’t it. THE US OPEN. What a moment. The first qualifier to reach a Grand Slam Final let alone win it. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
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I want to be best friends with this bird nitter.app/AlexKintner3/status/15…
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I always put in a stupid bit when they ask me for a quote and it’s usually taken out. Today it wasn’t take it out
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OH GOD ALL THE ITV NANS ARE GOING TO DISCOVER DRIVERS LICENCE AND IT’S GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE FOR ANOTHER 10,000 WEEKS
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I wrote this on Instagram all tired and emotional last night. Despite the spelling mistake, I stand by it though. And we’re ready to go again in moments...@BBCR1
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If the rumours about @jordannorth1 doing I’m A Celeb are true then it’s the MOST Jordan North thing ever that he’ll miss out on going to Australia and will instead be stuck in a castle in Wales. In winter.
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Never been prouder to work for the BBC. People rely on it even more at times like these
All of us at @BBCR1 will keep things as normal as possible for as long as possible. Everyone’s playing a blinder. As are the listeners. They’re keeping us going too.
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They should teach test cricket in schools. All human emotions and life lessons condensed into 5 days. How can it STILL surprise us after all this time?!
(Because it’s the best thing in the world)
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How stupid am I that I’ve just worked out why Oprah’s production company is called Harpo?
OPRAH BACKWARDS 🤪
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Well that’s 7-10am sorted tomorrow then
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Footballers playing cricket makes me happy. Dele Alli going to the trouble of asking for multiple angle CCTV footage of this and having it edited with replays and graphics makes me even happier. Incredible commitment to nonsense.
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Hahahaha YES! What did we say about no interviews during Neil!!
Chloe running off 😂
Amazing amazing amazing all round
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Comedy gold. I’m also so jealous. Driving one of these was all I wanted to do as a kid
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I’ve written about some serious things and undercut them with a penis anecdote. Hope this helps though x
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8000 dad points to Alan for responding to my text asking for his best gravy recipe by GETTING UP EARLY TO MAKE SOME THEN DROPPING IT ON THE DOORSTEP WRAPPED UP LIKE IT’S EVIDENCE FROM A MURDER ENQUIRY
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Cheers
“Recent studies have repeatedly suggested that sex in relationships has slowed down, while arguments have ticked up. No wonder, when couples have been wedged next to each other day after day...” writes @BellaMackie. trib.al/0tQ7vPN
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Hans Moleman Productions presents: MAN GETTING HIT BY FOOTBALL
Badger Steve 🧀🍺🦌
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We HAVE to speak to the true star of the night on the breakfast show this morning…any leads?!
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If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures. Missing football so very much!
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DOUBLE!!!!! IMPEACHMENT!!!!
*EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS*
Donald Trump becomes first president in US history to be impeached twice, and faces trial in Senate over Capitol riots bbc.in/35CYTyK
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It’s the new ‘Are you well?…I thought you were…’
"Are you hopeless Mr Hancock?"
"I don't think so"
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Meanwhile on @BBCR1 Breakfast, we're on the hunt for a giraffe expert to get some closure on the bow tie debate...
Good morning. We have the Health Secretary @MattHancock with us at 730 this morning on #BBCBreakfast
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