Actor, Dad, Author, Founder of @wildafbrewing
Hamburger Hamlet
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an absolute sweetheart
a consummate pro
a genuine friend
a shocking and painful loss.
Berta,
your housekeeping
was a tad suspect,
your "people"keeping was perfect.
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oh my! it’s like Xmas and my birthday all at once!
@elonmusk i’m flushed
with gratitude.
Rock Star move, good sir.
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Dear God;
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
Trump next, please!
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dear @elonmusk
i’m sorry your fancy rocket
exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one.
now,
may i please have my
blue check back?
it would mean a lot to me.
thank you in advance,
sincerely - c sheen
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Benny! I was merely following your gracious lead! The speed at which you and Sen Moreno hatched the
donation plan, was stunning and compassionate and as patriotic as it gets. You both reminded all of us of the America we remain proud to call - home. Keep up the great work, and to Holly, "we" have your six. xox. cs
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Major League
continues to be the gift
that keeps on giving!
if called upon,
I'd be honored.
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FEAR NOT,
"BELIEVE"LAND!!
My bag is packed,
and help is on the way!!
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#GetMeVaughn
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adios
Roseanne!
good
riddance.
hashtag
NOT Winning.
the
runway is
now clear
for
OUR reboot.
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#CharlieHarperReturns
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Kian & JC
can't thank u enough
4 a perfect nite!
U outpaced & eclipsed
all our hopes!
we r forever in allegiance!
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L.P.
you
made every
situation better,
my man.
your
elegance
your wit
your charm
and
your giant heart,
inspired and
enchanted so many
of us,
on countless
occasions,
with brilliant aplomb.
R.I.P good sir.
i am
truly honored
to have known you
all of these years.
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so,
THIS
happened
yesterday!
a fabulous
moment,
in my
renewed journey.
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#TotallyFocused
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i cannot
get ahold of
my parents,
Martin and Janet Sheen.
they
are in the
group, at the
staging ground
near Zuma Beach.
if
anyone
has eyes on
them,
please let me
know that they
are safe and sound
in the middle of
this horrific scenario.
thank you
in advance.
xox
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dear @my lungs,
it was
one year ago TODAY,
that i quit smoking !
hashtag -
YOU'RE WELCOME !
if i could go
back in time and
have NEVER STARTED,
i would absolutely do so !
if you are
on the fence about quitting, trust me;
the sooner the better !
happy 4th !
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Really excited to share my story with the world, the only way it can finally be told authentically; in my words. ❤️
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@JManziel2
it's time 2 refocus
all of your energy
on health & Football!
it's never 2 late
2 get a fresh start!
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dear
James Karinchak,
c/o @Indians
it's official;
we are on a full-tilt
cosmic collision course !
i'll take some credit
for passing the torch,
but my man,
you are now using it to
BURN DOWN
FORESTS OF
LOUISVILLE SLUGGERS !!
#Epic99
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thank you all for the wonderful feedback this has garnered! lovely gifts here on my Six-Oh! I gotta share some of the credit (with a trio of contributors),
en route to this cover:
@theskinsane
@HigherDose
@steak
x.
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one thing I can guarantee;
you will not be bored reading this.
it's been a helluva ride,
(thus far) and i'm honored to finally share the journey in my own words.
(even the naughty ones.)
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Charlie Sheen Announces Memoir 'The Book of Sheen' (Exclusive) people.com/charlie-sheen-ann…
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"ERIC ! DON ! CADDY GUY!
come help your King !
i KNOW those
missing votes are here somewhere !"
#InDaRuff
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i’ve
endured
more hate,
than most could
ever fathom.
at the end of
the day,
it actually fuels me!
the
more hate
you wear,
the less you care.
oh my,
look at
all those comments!
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#dieselhatecouture
@DIESEL
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yo!
@pattonoswalt
i'm honored,
by your
brilliant
and hilarious penning!!
👍🏽❗
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well done
Officer Horujko!!
an absolute
HERO you are!!
'THE' University,
your community,
along with all of us;
are deeply grateful!
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C'mon,
@tedcruz,
in 4 years
we can unseat this guy!!
You bring the AWESOME,
I'll bring the WINNING!!
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#SheenCruz2020
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gonna
miss you H2!
epic times,
and
starburst memories!
i promise
to keep the
Grotto ship-shape!
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R.I.P.J's
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FINALLY!
Good Friday
has arrived.
beat the heat,
with an
ice-cold serving
of
“Drug Addicts”!
piped.video/watch?v=bnCT0G…
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who ever is
idiotically guilty of
preventing me from
throwing out the 1st pitch,
in any of these home gms,
well,
jus sayin.
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(7-1 top 5)
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President Chump,
your
"Fascist Rant"
labeled by the
'clown factory'
behind you,
as a "speech",
is best summed up
by Ozzy O.
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#ShitShow
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LP !
my man.
you
GOT this.
i'll
bring you
this shirt when
i'm allowed to visit!
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bro,
that shitty
Windsor
should b remodeled
to asphyxiate u.
U R a shameful husk.
crawl back
into your mom
you baleful
noxious shoat.
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Dear Mr. Franco,
u r a stone cold
genius.
I've watched
"The Interview" 8 times!!
best comedic
work I've ever seen!
yur #1 fan,
C Sheen.
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Sunday in Central Park.
They say don't believe everything you read.
But in this case, ya kinda
have to.
big thanks to my bench mates;
@pflair93 @luitorres17
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Pining
for a time
when we
no longer
have weekly
tragedy.
Sending love
to Las Vegas.
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#PrayForVegas
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so,
Falcons won, right ?
Ohhhhhhhh,
they have to play the
WHOLE game.
GOT IT !
#CountOnIt
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so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present … tl.gd/nchip4
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sending hi-fives and
cyber-hugs to @people
and @Gilliantelling for the terrific cover story that drops this Friday, 9/5.
(sneak peek in the link.)
finally, an oncoming train I can "board" - and not get flattened by.😎 people.com/charlie-sheen-wil…
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just curious,
why is
Sean Penn
from
"Carlito's Way"
co hosting
ESPN's opening day...?
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sami: So how was your day
dad?
dad: well sweetie, it went
a little something like
this...
❤
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we lost a genius
today,
Alan Rickman.
This gentleman
redefined the
big screen villain,
forever.
RIP
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#HansGruber
moby.to/9nin2y
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dear @rihanna,
pardon my inane
self indulgence.
let's have a drink someday
(on me) ....
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now
he just
STUMBLES down
the street!
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Johnny Depp was always just one of the guys. He recently told me that around that period was the last time he could walk down the street in peace. #BrothersInArms
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honored
and very
much
flattered!
i may be the
first,
but i certainly
won't be the last!
trailblazing,
(if i may be so bold)
still suits me!
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@maxim_aus
@arthurstjohn
@parniaporsche
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i mean wow!
from left to right;
Cheech Marin
Chris Penn
Chad Lowe
Barry Weiner
C Sheen
Barry owned
THE sushi bar in malibu
"I Love Sushi"
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he bet on Tampa to
win the World Series.
he's at the
casino right now
trying to cash his ticket.
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bro,
i'll see you
on the other side.
my heart
is shattered.
my faith is intact.
thank you
for all you left me with...
❤❗
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#AdoredYou
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thank you @adamlambert ,
thank you @MarcusStern1 ,
thank you @QueenWillRock ,
thank you @DennysDiner !
truly an epic
and perfect night!
@The_MPT @_samisheen_
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dear
@KevinHart4real
u r easily 1 of the nicest,
most gracious,
affable,
humble and brilliant
talents ever!
x
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on the field in
1988!
Their last
championship
as well as
the year i became,
Wild Thing!
jus sayin.
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#ThrowBackThursHof
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WE are wheels up in
an hour and headed to
Globe Life Field !
if they don't let ME in,
perhaps they'll find a spot
for my younger and much
quieter 1.0 self !
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#QuantumStupidity
#DodgersInSix
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check out
Brad Pitt
in the background
as a server!!!
No Man's Land
circa '87
bang!
#tbt
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x!
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#Winning
with Sean B.
and
the good folks
of Ultra Tune !
another
roadside
emergency
thwarted !
to
be continued,
in so many epic ways!
ps - see you all
at the Plenary in Melbourne tonight!
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Face it folks,
you just feel better when you say it.
#WINNING
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i've recently joined
the Masked Singer fan-party,
and i gotta tell ya,
this show is bananas !
trust me
on this one;
you really
shouldn't miss #TheMaskedSinger
TONIGHT 8/7C on FOX !
(i mean c'mon,
there's WAY worse things
i've been hooked on !)
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if you missed it the first time around, or yearn to
recapture where it took you, now is your chance.
hands down a modern masterpiece!
SO proud of my big bro
Emilio and our brilliant father Martin Sheen.
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#FindTheWayBack fathomevents.com/events/The-…
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photo-bombing in the lounge at Oh-Hair. (with permission.) hugs of largeness to (clockwise), Tom, Angie, Linda and The Bob. x. ©️
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Cleveland!
this Friday!
Wild Thing is comin’ home!
gonna be a terrific evening.
hope to see you there.
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#JustaBitOutside
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hello everyone !
it’s official, i’m on TikTok !
@sheenius55
gonna be a fun ride !
(or it will totally suck)
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#BeKindRewind
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this is a dire alert regarding a a dear friend of my daughter. Let’s work together to bring her home
quickly. ©️
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happy birthday,
to
"Moi"
happy birthday to -
(you know the rest...)
x
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shared some wonderful
moments in the "trenches"
with Phil McKeon many
moons ago.
over the past few decades,
he was always a perfect
gentleman and an ebullient spirit.
and his
goofy af smile, was pure gold.
r.i.p. young man.
much much too soon,
you cut out.
xox
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Today marks
13 years
of awe sum
with my
lovely
daughter Sami.
Happy birthday.
Love dad.
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PREZ!
blowz my mind,
that the world
is on pins & needles,
salivating
to suffer the drivel
from a simpleton,
Ho-ass piglet fraud
like you.
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The Super Bowl
protected like Fort Knox.
yet
EVERY one of our
schools, all of our children,
every day
not so much.
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