My, what a soft paw you have, Teddy. What a shame it would be if someone were to...shake it. Shake it hard. Until your guts spill out for Human to clean up."
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Office dog and Chief Good Boi Officer Brownie is OFFICIALLY CANCER-FREE! He does not understand why we are excited, but he is pleased with the 300% increase in belly pets.