mγ tweets are like taquitos: hot, delicious, and always on a roll

Dallas, TX
hey did you know it’s my birthday month
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y’all show up faster for cars pics than you do for your own family
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if ur anti late night snack run, i'm anti you
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👁️❤️🏎️
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summer starter pack: music up, AC on, and a BiG Gulp riding shotgun. missing anything?
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what are the taquitos thinking when they're rotating like that
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seeing someone experience a BiG Gulp for the first time >>>
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@FreddyLA7 if you see this DM us
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☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑️Eating a BiG Bite
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are you feeling like a snack? or are you just acting like one
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walked into 7-ELEVEn for one thing and walked out with an entire plotline
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either comment an emoji or get bad luck for 7 years. sorry i don’t make the rules.
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if ur not taking grad pics at 7-ELEVEn wyd
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today’s a holey day bc it’s national donut day
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who cares about the 411. i want the 711.
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where car post pics pls and thx
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omw to steal your girl AND I have an extra taquito
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aren’t the BiG Bites beautiful this time of year?
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got that dog in me (I just ate a BiG Bite)
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i’m bored plz send car pics
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